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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: high-end halford reading party The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225252) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM Author: Multi-colored Wild Antidepressant Drug Pistol Sun is energy, no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225967) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole
The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252) |
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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: Talking stead boltzmann Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49245347) |
Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM Author: Slimy Weed Whacker Sex Offender That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225274) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: lavender infuriating university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239551) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM Author: Rusted jewess , he lisped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225281) |
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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM Author: maniacal gay cumskin Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225309) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM Author: high-end halford reading party You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225444) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM Author: maniacal gay cumskin I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225771) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM Author: Deep titillating meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225821) |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#50125880) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference
Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM Author: Deep titillating meetinghouse delusional take (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225822) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49234981) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM Author: arousing yellow public bath Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49243826) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone *3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225953) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Magenta hilarious cruise ship That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225973) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone Kenny is the quintessential xo tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225979) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM Author: high-end halford reading party Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49226126) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM Author: high-end halford reading party And they're seething about their boy Carlos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49226197) |
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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Magenta hilarious cruise ship so mad kenny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49245306) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225956) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters
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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025
answer: ZERO
yep, parity |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made
Alcaraz, Carlos Arnaldi, Matteo Auger-Aliassime, Félix Cobolli, Flavio Djokovic, Novak Fery, Arthur Khachanov, Karen Menšík, Jakub Shelton, Ben Sinner, Jannik Tiafoe, Frances Zverev, Alexander
Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025 |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Magenta hilarious cruise ship Did Felix get a good night's sleep? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239299) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239550) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: Cruel-hearted set double fault What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239312) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: Magenta hilarious cruise ship alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239486) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239548) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239553) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Magenta hilarious cruise ship This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49240874) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: high-end halford reading party How many children did Fulano molest this week? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49240881) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: massive faggot firefighter We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239552) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239557) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: massive faggot firefighter Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239570) |
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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone 189
and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM Author: Magenta hilarious cruise ship Kenny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49241623) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: high-end halford reading party Fulano the Brown Molester (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49241633) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: lake parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242045) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER
lol Kenny
Not even Federer and lance managed this.
Must be the spaghetti and paella. |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: lake parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242044) |
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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM Author: high-end halford reading party Fulano the Brown Molester (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242050) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242477) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM Author: vibrant self-centered boiling water One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242508) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM Author: high-end halford reading party Explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242514) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: bisexual idiot dilemma low IQ schtick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242527) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: high-end halford reading party #1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis
Are you actually the one running a retard shtick? |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone #1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242777) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM Author: high-end halford reading party Every time?
https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: arousing yellow public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49243830) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49243816) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium |
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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).
tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz) |
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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone Sinner finishes his season with…
58 wins 6 losses 6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000) 11.500 points
One of the best year end #2 seasons in history |
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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.
Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.
https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173 |
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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900 |
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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550
the market doesn't seem to agree with OP
https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: Magenta hilarious cruise ship Bump for AO and healthy meals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49598974) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49599041) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: Excitant International Law Enforcement Agency Knife Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49598977) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?
nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.
to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone wow i called this one re tien (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49626059) |
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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49616728) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49626057) |
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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49632584) |
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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM Author: high-end halford reading party Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?
Sinner lost
You were PWNED |
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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)
that's some serious parity. |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM Author: high-end halford reading party Sinner lost (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49637675) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone ๐ฎ๐น Jannik Sinner & ๐ช๐ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw
๐โ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ก ๐๐๐ ๐ค๐๐กโ๐๐ข๐ก ๐กโ๐๐ ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ 2024, ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐ฆ ๐ด๐๐๐๐๐ฆ ๐ ๐ข๐๐๐๐ฃ
https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454 |
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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49780103) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49861962) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM Author: marvelous son of senegal yarmulke At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.
Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.
The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad! |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.
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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49887699) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone #54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49905054) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM Author: Magenta hilarious cruise ship ran here. kenny vindicated again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49905107) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49905296) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: high-end halford reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49919996) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM Author: Magenta hilarious cruise ship Bump for parity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49994012) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM Author: insecure wrinkle telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49994028) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Seedy Police Squad Ticket Booth Sinner is going to creampie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49994053) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM Author: Magenta hilarious cruise ship Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49996110) |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#50124214) |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 OP wrecked everyone itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#50124485) |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#50124653) |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#50124663) |
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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday
Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired |