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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
tripping school
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Obsidian doctorate locale
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Obsidian doctorate locale
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
sinister gaped church building skinny woman
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Obsidian doctorate locale
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
sinister gaped church building skinny woman
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Obsidian doctorate locale
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
tripping school
  01/05/26
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tripping school
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Obsidian doctorate locale
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
tripping school
  01/06/26
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overrated kink-friendly brunch idiot
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Obsidian doctorate locale
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Peach motley community account location
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Comical kitchen keepsake machete
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
spruce electric coffee pot set
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Obsidian doctorate locale
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
180 transparent step-uncle's house coldplay fan
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Obsidian doctorate locale
  01/06/26
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Self-absorbed Brethren Internal Respiration
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
spruce electric coffee pot set
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Obsidian doctorate locale
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
180 transparent step-uncle's house coldplay fan
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Obsidian doctorate locale
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
180 transparent step-uncle's house coldplay fan
  01/06/26
Lmao
tripping school
  01/06/26
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thriller elite toilet seat indian lodge
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Claret dragon
  01/06/26
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sinister gaped church building skinny woman
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: tripping school

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Obsidian doctorate locale

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Obsidian doctorate locale

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: sinister gaped church building skinny woman

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Obsidian doctorate locale

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: sinister gaped church building skinny woman

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Obsidian doctorate locale

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: tripping school

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: tripping school



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Obsidian doctorate locale

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: tripping school

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: overrated kink-friendly brunch idiot



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Obsidian doctorate locale

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Peach motley community account location

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Comical kitchen keepsake machete

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: spruce electric coffee pot set

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Obsidian doctorate locale

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: 180 transparent step-uncle's house coldplay fan

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Obsidian doctorate locale

(JD, Fordham University)

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Brethren Internal Respiration



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: spruce electric coffee pot set

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Obsidian doctorate locale

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: 180 transparent step-uncle's house coldplay fan

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Obsidian doctorate locale

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: 180 transparent step-uncle's house coldplay fan

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: tripping school

Lmao

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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: thriller elite toilet seat indian lodge



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Claret dragon

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2).#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: sinister gaped church building skinny woman



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