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CONFIRMED: No 3D Mario in 2026
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Date: March 28th, 2026 3:11 PM Author: Massive Gold Internal Respiration https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/507478-nintendo-switch-2/81128481#6 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850945&forum_id=2).#49776657) |
Date: March 28th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: Swashbuckling Turdskin If you were to give your opinion without any pretense of it being a fact, where would they even go with another 3D Mario? I don’t think you can find more epic monikers than “galaxy” or “odyssey”. Maybe they’ll scale things down as a sort of Reprieve. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850945&forum_id=2).#49776660) |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 3:22 PM Author: Massive Gold Internal Respiration In that post I made about people needing to stop expecting games to come out, using history as the best teacher (No “big Christmas Games” most years or at least no Autumnal Zelda like millennials want to think exists), someone retorted with a jpeg of Super Mario Bros Wonder. Like, ffs
To me, imho, Galaxy is the Game. I’ve defended Nintendo on this despite being critical of them in the past. Zoomers, and Gen Alpha, and you, and me, didn’t play Mario Galaxy. It LOOKS just like odyssey or the remaster does anyway. It’s ok to just re-release shit if it’s for kids and there are new kids being born. Were silent Gen guys whining about the State of Looney Tunes in the 90s? “No new cartoons except Space Jam 😡”
As for new 3D Mario I think it’d be 180 to have it be M-rated and you decapitate bowser and fuck peach. Maybe a western-only release in the western Mario universe from super Mario bros 2 with Shy Guys and Wart. Ray Traced DLSS and 800 person dev team. Published by microsoft and not available outside of the US or Northern half of the UK. Multi platform. FPS. |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 3:24 PM Author: talented white double fault yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850945&forum_id=2).#49776682) |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 3:28 PM Author: Swashbuckling Turdskin I thought Sunshine was the one that people didn’t play? You’re right though, my experience with 3D Mario was basically the original 64 game and then Odyssey which was Too Easy. I don’t particularly care if they make another one, I’d rather play Mario Tennis tbh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850945&forum_id=2).#49776706) |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 3:39 PM Author: Massive Gold Internal Respiration Iirc Odyssey was piss easy but I kept going and the later stuff provided a respectable challenge but not the impossible fuck you western kind
Galaxy’s attach rate was ridiculously low https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_Wii_video_games and those games came out before Gen Alpha was born “3D World” seems half assed as fuck
It’d be really foolish to expect a 3D Mario to automatically do well. I respect Nintendo for letting Lesser Games breathe a little. One thing they’re good for is making games that are just decently good. Think about it. A ton of games fuck you over by either being addictive af or by being terrible. Nintendo avoids both of these somehow. Except smash ime for some reason. I want to watch ganon bleed and Kill Ridley and that’s as close as I can get. Although Nintendo fanboys on the internet are Losery af, if you just play their Published games you’d have a good experience without it Ruining you or being complete shit. I just played SNES Star Fox again. You’d think it would be shit. It’s still fucking good. |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: talented white double fault yarmulke http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850914&forum_id=2#49776436 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850945&forum_id=2).#49776767) |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: Swashbuckling Turdskin double-edged sword though because releasing decently good games like Mario Tennis Fever will prompt Arlo to be like "pfft Nintendo isn't even trying" even though the game is better made than something like Crimson Desert or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850945&forum_id=2).#49776862) |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 4:08 PM Author: talented white double fault yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850945&forum_id=2).#49776863) |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 4:08 PM Author: Massive Gold Internal Respiration Are you playing online or against Yoshi AI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850945&forum_id=2).#49776865) |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 4:11 PM Author: Swashbuckling Turdskin I haven't bought it yet. $70 ITE haha... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850945&forum_id=2).#49776873) |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 4:11 PM Author: talented white double fault yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850945&forum_id=2).#49776876) |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 4:11 PM Author: Massive Gold Internal Respiration So which one are you raving about, the switch 1 one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850945&forum_id=2).#49776878) |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: Swashbuckling Turdskin yeah that and Golf Super Rush. The Camelot games that get no damn respect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850945&forum_id=2).#49776882) |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: talented white double fault yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850945&forum_id=2).#49776885) |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: Massive Gold Internal Respiration Hot Shots Golf does. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850945&forum_id=2).#49776895) |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:26 PM Author: talented white double fault yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850945&forum_id=2).#49777549) |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 4:11 PM Author: Massive Gold Internal Respiration The sword is good though because Nintendo fans actually like being abused. Let them pay top dollar the first year or so for a console with no games. Later when it has OLED and Zelda, sell it to winners. Cannibalizing your own sales is a big concern imo..
Also that tennis game is like supposedly not even better than the switch 1 tennis game. That’s part of why the Fandom is in an uproar. |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: talented white double fault yarmulke >I’d rather play Mario Tennis tbh.
180 |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: motley salmon church building puppy https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/507478-nintendo-switch-2/81128439 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850945&forum_id=2).#49776907) |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Swashbuckling Turdskin HValle 3 hours ago#6 Never find any rude employees everywhere.
That's just a story people tell their kids every night to prevent then from unionizing
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Date: March 28th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Massive Gold Internal Respiration I have no idea wtf he’s on about but OP is 180. “Hello fellow retards” (reg date:2009) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850945&forum_id=2).#49776921) |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Jade heady new version school cafeteria We're definitely getting a new Star Fox though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850945&forum_id=2).#49776919) |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Swashbuckling Turdskin it's possible but Losers tend to jump the gun on these things
omg Star Fox is in the new movie that means a Game in 2026! kind of a leap imo. |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 4:31 PM Author: Massive Gold Internal Respiration Some are saying that the NatetheHatebpodcast was recorded before the trailer dropped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850945&forum_id=2).#49776928) |