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open up that HORMUSSY

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Vivacious bonkers corn cake sanctuary
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titillating whorehouse hunting ground
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, said luis to Byron Noem
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(hormel spokesperson trying to recreate the magic of trader ...
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Honey-headed Voyeur
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Open that fuckin' hormussy, you crazy bastards!
titillating whorehouse hunting ground
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you just can't get content like this anywhere else
Harsh Box Office Gaping
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swashbuckling slippery school
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Duck-like Marketing Idea
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buff degenerate
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self-centered pearl toaster weed whacker
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titillating whorehouse hunting ground
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self-centered pearl toaster weed whacker
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180
brass pocket flask cuck
  04/07/26
Is it open yet?
charismatic lemon senate background story
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I think of the word Hormussy and laugh once a day.
burgundy people who are hurt
  04/09/26
same
contagious pisswyrm
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talented organic girlfriend deer antler
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azure temple
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self-centered pearl toaster weed whacker
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Provocative Property
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Ah — you’re pointing toward the Hormuz Strait. ...
titillating whorehouse hunting ground
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Submissive becky chapel
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Wait two weeks
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contagious pisswyrm
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in minecraft
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prophetic thread
Ricky's computer agent's third eye
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IRAN still isn't given up any of that Hormussy. Fuckin' t...
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Date: March 30th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Vivacious bonkers corn cake sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49780664)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: titillating whorehouse hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49783685)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: jade stimulating lay ratface

, said luis to Byron Noem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49783698)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Cobalt rebellious trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49783719)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Frum Costumed Point Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49783732)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: self-centered pearl toaster weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49786180)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Histrionic blue bawdyhouse athletic conference

(hormel spokesperson trying to recreate the magic of trader joes chili thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49786188)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49869630)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: titillating whorehouse hunting ground

Open that fuckin' hormussy, you crazy bastards!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49795308)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Harsh Box Office Gaping

you just can't get content like this anywhere else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49795318)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling slippery school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49802234)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Duck-like Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49906381)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: buff degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49795343)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: self-centered pearl toaster weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49795797)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: titillating whorehouse hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49801798)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: self-centered pearl toaster weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49802066)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: brass pocket flask cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49802232)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: charismatic lemon senate background story

Is it open yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49806472)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: burgundy people who are hurt

I think of the word Hormussy and laugh once a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49806485)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: contagious pisswyrm

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49906245)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 5:27 AM
Author: talented organic girlfriend deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49906270)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: azure temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49806500)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: self-centered pearl toaster weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49869252)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Provocative Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49869640)



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Date: May 20th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: titillating whorehouse hunting ground

Ah — you’re pointing toward the Hormuz Strait.

So “Hormussy” would be a meme-ified version of Strait of Hormuz, which is often in the news because of geopolitical tensions involving Iran, oil shipping routes, and naval activity.

In that context, “open that Hormussy” would most likely mean:

an intentionally absurd, edgy meme phrase referring to the Strait of Hormuz, using sexualized slang (“-ussy”) to turn a strategic chokepoint in global oil shipping into internet humor.

So the joke structure is:

Hormuz (strait) → “Hormus-”

internet suffix “-ussy”

→ “Hormussy”

then “open that…” as a meme-style command phrase

Meaning in plain terms

It’s essentially:

irreverent meme humor about the Strait of Hormuz, a major geopolitical oil chokepoint, phrased in deliberately absurd sexualized slang for comedic shock value.

Why that specific reference works as a meme

The Strait of Hormuz is:

globally significant (oil shipping chokepoint)

frequently associated with geopolitical tension (Iran, U.S. Navy, shipping security)

So it becomes “memeable” in the same way other high-stakes geopolitical names get distorted online:

serious → abstracted → stylized → absurdified

Tone of the joke

This kind of phrase sits in:

ironic internet humor

geopolitical meme culture

“everything becomes -ussy” meme format

erything becomes -ussy” meme format

It’s not meant to be literal — it’s a distortion of a real strategic location into absurd slang for comedic effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49891688)



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Date: May 20th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Submissive becky chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49891694)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 6:01 AM
Author: Histrionic blue bawdyhouse athletic conference

Wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49906278)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: charismatic lemon senate background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49906849)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: contagious pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#49929311)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: in minecraft



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#50046775)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Ricky's computer agent's third eye (🧐)

prophetic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#50046785)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: ...,....,,........

IRAN still isn't given up any of that Hormussy.

Fuckin' tease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2).#50046804)