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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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copper talented site
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Jade irate electric furnace
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
copper talented site
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Jade irate electric furnace
  05/01/26
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dashing point weed whacker
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cracking half-breed
  04/29/26
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copper talented site
  04/29/26
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dashing point weed whacker
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Sienna contagious university messiness
  04/29/26
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magenta razzmatazz alpha hominid
  04/29/26
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dashing point weed whacker
  05/01/26
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Mauve Pea-brained Milk Pit
  04/30/26
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bearded dead cruise ship therapy
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
bearded dead cruise ship therapy
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
dashing point weed whacker
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
magenta razzmatazz alpha hominid
  05/02/26
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dashing point weed whacker
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
copper talented site
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Sienna contagious university messiness
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
copper talented site
  04/29/26
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dashing point weed whacker
  04/29/26
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Buff Theater Cuckold
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Histrionic Organic Girlfriend
  04/29/26
180!
magenta razzmatazz alpha hominid
  04/29/26
hell yeah
cracking half-breed
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
copper talented site
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
irradiated locus
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
copper talented site
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
clear stead
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
copper talented site
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
clear stead
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
copper talented site
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Impertinent pontificating cumskin meetinghouse
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
copper talented site
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
clear stead
  05/01/26
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dashing point weed whacker
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Impertinent pontificating cumskin meetinghouse
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
clear stead
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
dashing point weed whacker
  05/01/26
180
Buff Theater Cuckold
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
cracking half-breed
  05/01/26
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Mischievous shrine
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
titillating potus friendly grandma
  04/30/26
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titillating potus friendly grandma
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
emerald wonderful range
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
copper talented site
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
clear stead
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
copper talented site
  05/01/26
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dashing point weed whacker
  05/01/26
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clear stead
  05/01/26
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dashing point weed whacker
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Exhilarant Ruby Indirect Expression Lettuce
  05/01/26
Shalom.
dashing point weed whacker
  05/01/26
congrats!
bearded dead cruise ship therapy
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Buff Theater Cuckold
  05/01/26
180
dashing point weed whacker
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
copper talented site
  05/01/26
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dashing point weed whacker
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Exhilarant Ruby Indirect Expression Lettuce
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
dashing point weed whacker
  05/01/26
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magenta razzmatazz alpha hominid
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: copper talented site



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Jade irate electric furnace

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: copper talented site

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Jade irate electric furnace

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: dashing point weed whacker



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: cracking half-breed



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: copper talented site



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: dashing point weed whacker



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Sienna contagious university messiness

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: magenta razzmatazz alpha hominid



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: dashing point weed whacker



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Mauve Pea-brained Milk Pit



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: bearded dead cruise ship therapy



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: bearded dead cruise ship therapy

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: dashing point weed whacker

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: magenta razzmatazz alpha hominid

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: dashing point weed whacker



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: copper talented site

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Sienna contagious university messiness

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: copper talented site

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: dashing point weed whacker



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Buff Theater Cuckold



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Histrionic Organic Girlfriend



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: magenta razzmatazz alpha hominid

180!

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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: cracking half-breed

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: copper talented site

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: irradiated locus

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: copper talented site

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: clear stead

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: copper talented site

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: clear stead

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: copper talented site

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Impertinent pontificating cumskin meetinghouse

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: copper talented site

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: clear stead

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: dashing point weed whacker



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Impertinent pontificating cumskin meetinghouse

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: clear stead

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: dashing point weed whacker

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Buff Theater Cuckold

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: cracking half-breed

180. I love forklift cases

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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Mischievous shrine



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: titillating potus friendly grandma

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: titillating potus friendly grandma



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: emerald wonderful range

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: copper talented site

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: clear stead

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: copper talented site

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: dashing point weed whacker



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: clear stead



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: dashing point weed whacker



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant Ruby Indirect Expression Lettuce

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: dashing point weed whacker

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: bearded dead cruise ship therapy

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Buff Theater Cuckold

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: dashing point weed whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: copper talented site

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: dashing point weed whacker



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant Ruby Indirect Expression Lettuce

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: dashing point weed whacker

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2).#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: magenta razzmatazz alpha hominid



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