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The rise of Ulysses S. Johnsmeyer was 180

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blathering parlor
  06/20/26
It was Ulysius, not Ulysses. You’re a fraud.
Slippery Big Police Squad Hospital
  06/20/26
shit my bad I almost searched but I'm at breakfast so had to...
blathering parlor
  06/20/26
Thanks. Rose to minor league fame then Banned from Yanke...
fishy garrison voyeur
  06/28/26
What did it used to say in your twitter profile? It was like...
magical bistre institution
  06/28/26
They say life’s a game of inches. Apparently I came up...
fishy garrison voyeur
  06/28/26
Honestly one of my favorite lines of all time.
magical bistre institution
  06/28/26


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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: blathering parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875874&forum_id=2).#49951210)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Slippery Big Police Squad Hospital

It was Ulysius, not Ulysses. You’re a fraud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875874&forum_id=2).#49951211)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: blathering parlor

shit my bad I almost searched but I'm at breakfast so had to bang it out rq

fortunately there are no solid rules for parody threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875874&forum_id=2).#49951214)



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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: fishy garrison voyeur

Thanks.

Rose to minor league fame then Banned from Yankees board.

Immediately banned and outed to classmates on TLS

Instantly IP banned from Reddit.

Hated on XO for about 6 months until welcomed.

I love this board and always will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875874&forum_id=2).#49966711)



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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: magical bistre institution

What did it used to say in your twitter profile? It was like I was born 5'11" and came up and inch short? I don't remember but I always thought it was really funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875874&forum_id=2).#49966712)



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Date: June 28th, 2026 2:06 AM
Author: fishy garrison voyeur

They say life’s a game of inches. Apparently I came up 6 inches short. I’m 5’9 and this is my story.

Or something like that. Can’t believe that shit was like 12 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875874&forum_id=2).#49966715)



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Date: June 28th, 2026 2:11 AM
Author: magical bistre institution

Honestly one of my favorite lines of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5875874&forum_id=2).#49966716)