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Fwd: Urgent - Labor Day Weekend - Availability Check - Quick Project
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 08/29/25 |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) Good afternoon, My Trusted "All Star" First-Year Associates!
I hope you had a great week and are looking forward to the upcoming Labor Day weekend - I know I am :).
However, I must return to the closing binder that we supposedly "finalized" last night at 1:00 AM EST.
Our Firm's local Partner-in-Charge wants to know if we can re-format all 30,000 pages from Times New Roman to Garamond by Monday AM.
Says it has a better "mouthfeel."
No AI or other "tools" permitted - must be done manually, re-reading every page to ensure accuracy.
This is our Firm's top client - I need human eyes on every typographical character.
Everyone on this list - please advise on capacity within next 3 hours.
Thx.
- Of Counsel
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