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MPM 2025: the final 64 based on poasting volume
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:24 AM Author: appetizing jet senate Let me know if you think I made any mistakes. This is based purely on what I think was poasting volume during 2025. Some beloved posters who didn't poast much during the year are therefore not on the list. The final 64: 🧐 all comma pumo animeboi Ass Sunstein benzo bloodacre boner police boom butt cheeks Candy Ride captttain falcon chandler consuela cowgod CSLG cucumbers DBG pumo disco fries doodikoff Dunedain cowboy emilio epah evan FLW freddie diaper Fucking Fuckface fulano gay grandpa goy superstar gunnerattt Hang Kikelensky NOW HAtp hung stud jafar jcm Johnsmeyer Juan Eighty Judas Jones kenny longwangpoontang Louis Poasteur lsd mainlining MPA Nazca Redlines Nippon Professional Baseball NSAM OYT Paralegal Mohammed Paralegal Six Nine pepito Post nut horror richard clock ricky RSF ruinous phenotype scholarship + alts screenman spaceporn TDNW Trust If Aryan TT UhOh whok zurich
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 AM Author: Lascivious boistinker wagecucks This list of 64 is made up of 8 distinct poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49521759) |
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:42 AM Author: exhilarant really tough guy looks good. thank you for your service 🫡 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49515972) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:34 AM Author: appetizing jet senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516017) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: Frozen Spot Telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516019) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: Electric Adulterous Whorehouse Black Woman I posts more than half this list if you count blank bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516030) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Splenetic black fortuitous meteor if ur not battling lsd in the final four the whole fucking system is rigged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Spruce flickering newt yeah wtf add Judas
did boom even post this year? |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: blue philosopher-king Mainlining posted tons of schizo AI shit about him being in "the shed" if that counts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: bateful trailer park Not a "shed," my friend, but rather my Well™. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518122) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: blue philosopher-king Whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518239) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:11 PM Author: exhilarant really tough guy 'Cause this is my United States of Whatever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518246) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Electric Adulterous Whorehouse Black Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518262) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: appetizing jet senate boom was posting around the clock for the first half of the year until he went missing and may have died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516075) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: bateful trailer park Boom lives. I anticipate a late December 2025 revival.
I "saw" him -3-4 months ago on XO (late night). Boom was poasting under a new moniker (can't recall the moniker's name, based on the verbiage, it was him).
So, he is alive and well. I anticipate He Shall Rise on Christmas Eve. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: bull headed son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516062) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: appetizing jet senate fixed, see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516073) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Spruce flickering newt delete "all comma pumo" whoever that is
add poerkan |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: salmon hyperventilating keepsake machete nursing home poerkan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516059) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: appetizing jet senate poerkan's big run was last year, he didn't have the volume this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516077) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: exhilarant really tough guy he's one of the highest volume male sexual health supplement distributors in the world faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516123) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: appetizing jet senate I will vote for him in Bonerpill Madness 2025, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516203) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: exhilarant really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516205) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: Magenta Motley Dingle Berry Therapy I poast more than 70% of those guys if you include cancelled posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516068) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: Spruce flickering newt dbg is another big omission (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516069) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Splenetic black fortuitous meteor lmao absolutely not, pumos are fucking scum and (((he's))) the worst of the lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516070) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: exhilarant really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516124) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Spruce flickering newt oh come on, he's the only recognizable pumo and some guy called "all comma pumo" is already on the list. this isnt best posters, its megapoasters and dbg is one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516597) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Electric Adulterous Whorehouse Black Woman He starts and participates in a ton of threads. Back when TSINAH(?) had that poaster tracker, DBG was consistently T10 in volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516606) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:14 PM Author: Comical Awkward Dog Poop pumos should not be on the list. pumos are fucking scum and pussies |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: appetizing jet senate I've added him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516625) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: orange field tattoo I don't think I posted at all yesterday. I really haven't been putting in the effort, though I'm uncertain if it is because this place sucks or I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516071) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Twinkling Queen Of The Night National great lawman8 snub (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516081) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: wonderful hospital Pretty proud I didn't make the poasting volume cut this year ngl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: Peach Curious Pit Rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: exhilarant really tough guy this is what slime does to a mfer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 AM Author: bearded market toilet seat Aren't "Hang Kikelensky NOW" and boner police the same? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516299) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: swashbuckling shaky yarmulke I thought so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516308) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: salmon hyperventilating keepsake machete nursing home Good call POERKAN first man in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516312) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Peach Curious Pit Rigor no lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: salmon hyperventilating keepsake machete nursing home who the fuck is boner police then? he definitely isn't posting under "boner police" and should be removed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516605) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: balding tanning salon pervert He’s transcended any specific moniker at this point. He definitely posted a lot in 2025 and will remain entered as boner police. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516622) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: salmon hyperventilating keepsake machete nursing home there's no "boner police exception trust me bro". you're either recognizable enough to be on the list or you aren't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516630) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: appetizing jet senate he was extremely recognizable even as he rotated his monikers all the time (as do you and as are you) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516635) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: balding tanning salon pervert You sound dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516696) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: salmon hyperventilating keepsake machete nursing home So you're saying the crazy guy who was spamming nonstop for weeks on end and then mysteriously vanished was, in fact, boner police? Well that's fair then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516712) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: exhilarant really tough guy he was perhaps the most memorable arc of the year. also plenty of monikers on this list and in every mpm are moniker changers that wouldn't be recognized unless you're really liking it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518021) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Peach Curious Pit Rigor i think he genuinely retired, at least so far. either that or he completely changed shtick in order to disguise himself, and considering that he never did that for many years, it seems pretty unlikely
either way he was one of the most active poasters here for most of the year so he should definitely be in mpm |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: appetizing jet senate he was all over the board for most of 2025 until mid-to-late fall when for whatever reason he stopped posting (maybe you believe that his dad made him stop, maybe you don't) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516631) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: hairraiser corner He's an idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518006) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: balding tanning salon pervert No. That’s a spaceporn delusion on par with his “harasser” being Michael O. Church and shame on you for spreading it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516619) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Twinkling Queen Of The Night National this list should be ordered by poasting volume btw, not alphabetically (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516370) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: appetizing jet senate summon: ragnus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: hairraiser corner You missed To be Fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518002) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: appetizing jet senate I know but he hardly posted this year. He’s one of the beloved posters I left off because of negligible 2025 volumes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518111) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: vibrant hell incel So we have enough for 128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518117) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: appetizing jet senate I got to about 120, I’m sure I could get a list of around 200-300 if I kept track over the year But nobody wants an MPM of 128 that would go on forever |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: exhilarant really tough guy has he poasted more than whok? i never notice whok but he asserted in the chandler blow up he's barely poasted this year. tbf was out there poasting today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518131) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Comical Awkward Dog Poop the faggot posted a lot. just not as much down the stretch. recency bias. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: Spruce flickering newt he posted more than boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518355) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: crusty locus He posted a lot. Was a solid posting year for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518377) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: Vigorous Clear Associate Abode Fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518009) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: carmine rehab bbw who the fuck are: 🧐 emilio FLW (in 2025) freddie diaper (in 2025) goy superstar (in 2025) pepito (in 2025) screenman |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: exhilarant really tough guy why are you all like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518029) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: swashbuckling shaky yarmulke I think every one of these guys is here every day under different monikers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518053) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: Peach Curious Pit Rigor really miss these guys wish they were still around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: appetizing jet senate Just wait 10 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518112) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: Federal parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518181) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Twinkling Queen Of The Night National (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518265) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Domesticated beady-eyed property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518379) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: brass vengeful area Shut the fuck up upset jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518121) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Lemon striped hyena Freddie stopped posting a long time ago wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518173) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: brass vengeful area He’s here a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518322) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: appetizing jet senate I saw him like a half hour ago, certainly many times today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518328) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: House-broken insanely creepy mexican Boom is dead, he shouldn't even be on this list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: exhilarant really tough guy boom lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518145) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: smoky abnormal school cafeteria in RSF's warm furry asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518234) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: exhilarant really tough guy he lives in all of our assholes friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518238) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: smoky abnormal school cafeteria sick, but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518249) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: bearded market toilet seat Great thread that one! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518524) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Lemon striped hyena a rich inner world/luis tp
Boom doesn’t really post anymore
Never heard of Nazca Redlines |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: crusty locus thanks Ricky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518376) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: cerebral principal's office new version how do you even recognize 75% of these poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518380) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: azure station macaca 180000 I LOVE how prestigefaggot posts 24/7 and yet no one recognises her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518552) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: Peach Curious Pit Rigor she won (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518831) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Know-it-all piazza doctorate Explain
How do you recognize her? |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: Twinkling Queen Of The Night National slime trail, whok poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518836) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: Know-it-all piazza doctorate Current moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518893) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: Peach Curious Pit Rigor You're looking at it, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520505) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Know-it-all piazza doctorate Sup Pf, what are you up to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520687) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: salmon hyperventilating keepsake machete nursing home Schizophrenia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518837) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: azure station macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520825) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: hairraiser corner She's always dropping Morgellons around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518966) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: azure station macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520814) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: azure station macaca ESL writing and thought pattern is the dead giveaway. Plus morgellons fibres sprouting out of nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520823) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: Know-it-all piazza doctorate If this were true, why would a low IQ dumb be the only one to recognise her? Rotfl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49521731) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: Comical Awkward Dog Poop oldhlsdude should be in this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520493) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:01 PM Author: Dun Pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520667) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: Spruce flickering newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520671) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: Confused kitty cat once dog boner takes over, he will exclude me out of revenge for the holocaust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520659) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: Arrogant ape old irish cottage I just want to say while it is your prerogative to cut the field based on volume, please don’t reward the high-volume spammers everyone hates with high seeds.
Seed based on how good we all know the poster is. |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: bearded market toilet seat Crr. First order by quality, then by quantity. That way we get a good contest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520763) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:58 PM Author: appetizing jet senate That’s the plan and what I announced as the policy: final 64 based mainly on volume so that it reflects who posted in 2025, but then seedings based on my sense of who might win, not on volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49521177) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:59 PM Author: appetizing jet senate Final brackets released tomorrow morning and then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49521181) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: deep address factory reset button NSAM deserves a high seed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49521756) |