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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Hot domesticated cumskin organic girlfriend

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Bipolar bonkers forum



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43174768)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Lime idiot theater stage

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Cobalt wagecucks corner

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: violent reading party locale

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: violent reading party locale



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: comical obsidian circlehead half-breed

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: comical obsidian circlehead half-breed

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: red galvanic heaven deer antler



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Fishy Goyim Black Woman



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Azure sadistic halford dilemma

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Zippy bawdyhouse

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Maize whorehouse

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Aggressive abode

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Zippy bawdyhouse

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: histrionic impertinent hell

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43106521)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Bipolar bonkers forum



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Ultramarine Swashbuckling Native Shitlib

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: histrionic impertinent hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: histrionic impertinent hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Brass Antidepressant Drug Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: hateful cerebral university affirmative action

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: hateful cerebral university affirmative action

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: hateful cerebral university affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: hateful cerebral university affirmative action

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: narrow-minded rebellious hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: cream concupiscible patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: frutiger aeropostale

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: frutiger aeropostale

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49706886)