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i've heard that the new jurassic park movie is surprisingly fun

at some point in the middle it genre-shifts over to a tense ...
jade floppy abode
  07/05/25
(Michael Critchon turns over in grave)
Indigo Shivering Degenerate
  07/05/25
undoubtedly but *jeff goldblum voice* life finds a way
jade floppy abode
  07/05/25
He was too Tall to fit in his casket iirc
cowgod
  03/01/26
I heard its the same movie as the 1st one but gayer and blac...
Adventurous locus
  07/05/25
what are these movies even about at this point? everyone is ...
wild fiercely-loyal hominid
  07/05/25
i didn't see it (despite enjoying the first two, and the thi...
jade floppy abode
  07/05/25
I hate fun
Vengeful charismatic box office
  07/05/25
crr who doesnt
metal sticky depressive
  07/05/25
There is a Mexican family in it that does nothing to advance...
cowgod
  03/01/26
It is absolutely horrible
incel adams
  03/01/26


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Date: July 5th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: jade floppy abode

at some point in the middle it genre-shifts over to a tense gothic horror film involving a dinosaur with the personality of a rascally Tex Avery protagonist

less of a (very loosely at this point) Crichton themed "Jurassic Park" film and more of a "Jurassic Park Stories" type deal like what Disney Star Wars did with some success in that "Rogue One" flick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2,#49074477)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Indigo Shivering Degenerate

(Michael Critchon turns over in grave)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2,#49074527)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: jade floppy abode

undoubtedly

but *jeff goldblum voice* life finds a way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2,#49074534)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: cowgod

He was too Tall to fit in his casket iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2,#49706160)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Adventurous locus

I heard its the same movie as the 1st one but gayer and blacker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2,#49074536)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: wild fiercely-loyal hominid

what are these movies even about at this point? everyone is just at a dinosaur park where the dinosaurs escape? did they ever make up new plotlines?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2,#49074540)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: jade floppy abode

i didn't see it (despite enjoying the first two, and the third somewhat) but i think jurassic world or whatever its called (the one with Ron Howard's talentless issue) is a rehash of the first one blended with one of the young adult JP novels' plotlines about a less safari more orlando dinosaur theme park getting overrun by the exhibits

so basically, yeah, same stuff, this time without the crichton inspired bits about playing god with genetics and "chaos theory" that gave it some polish for the critics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2,#49074625)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Vengeful charismatic box office

I hate fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2,#49074544)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: metal sticky depressive

crr who doesnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2,#49074629)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: cowgod

There is a Mexican family in it that does nothing to advance the plot. They have a totally parallel existence like they could’ve been cut out completely. They’re supposed to be a proxy for moviegoers who are Mexican irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2,#49706165)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: incel adams

It is absolutely horrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746470&forum_id=2,#49706167)