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Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef
  12/18/25
710K
cream stirring church building queen of the night
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef
  12/18/25
yea
cream stirring church building queen of the night
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
racy sinister national
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
shimmering space
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
racy sinister national
  12/18/25
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Motley Crackhouse Codepig
  12/18/25
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brilliant multi-colored temple
  12/19/25
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glassy pisswyrm
  12/19/25
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Purple corner idea he suggested
  12/19/25
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up-to-no-good big orchestra pit mother
  12/20/25
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  12/21/25
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  12/21/25
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crusty knife
  12/21/25
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swashbuckling piazza wagecucks
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
Flirting hospital people who are hurt
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
Flirting hospital people who are hurt
  12/18/25
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brilliant multi-colored temple
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
Exciting cruise ship
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
180 awkward chapel
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
Exciting cruise ship
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
Sable idiotic prole
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
Exciting cruise ship
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
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  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
fantasy-prone set shitlib
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
fantasy-prone set shitlib
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
Slate Theater Roast Beef
  12/18/25
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  12/18/25
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brindle property really tough guy
  12/19/25
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  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
brilliant multi-colored temple
  12/19/25
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Bull Headed Aggressive Famous Landscape Painting Regret
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
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  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
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  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
Irate buff hairy legs
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
Insecure Field
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
Irate buff hairy legs
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
cracking ticket booth boltzmann
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
brilliant multi-colored temple
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
Rose generalized bond hominid
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
brilliant multi-colored temple
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
carnelian station roommate
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
brindle property really tough guy
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
Mind-boggling ruby potus old irish cottage
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
Doobsian Histrionic Organic Girlfriend Trailer Park
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
Slate Theater Roast Beef
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
bistre theatre
  12/18/25
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vibrant incel sanctuary
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
Irate buff hairy legs
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef
  12/18/25
I am atty.
Irate buff hairy legs
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
fantasy-prone set shitlib
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Pale Arousing Heaven
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Pale Arousing Heaven
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
tantric vivacious rigpig
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
apoplectic charcoal stage
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Pale Arousing Heaven
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
wonderful bisexual hall police squad
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
brilliant multi-colored temple
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
tantric vivacious rigpig
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
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  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
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  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
wonderful bisexual hall police squad
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
Irate buff hairy legs
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
tantric vivacious rigpig
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
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  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
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  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
big-titted house-broken stain
  12/22/25
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big-titted house-broken stain
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
big-titted house-broken stain
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
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  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
Slate Theater Roast Beef
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
vibrant incel sanctuary
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
Slate Theater Roast Beef
  12/18/25
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Purple corner idea he suggested
  12/19/25
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brilliant multi-colored temple
  12/19/25
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big-titted house-broken stain
  12/22/25
not enough.
brindle property really tough guy
  12/18/25
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Adventurous rehab skinny woman
  12/20/25
little under $6M
Learning Disabled Razzmatazz Hell Halford
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
fantasy-prone set shitlib
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
racy sinister national
  12/18/25
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  12/18/25
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carnelian station roommate
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
Learning Disabled Razzmatazz Hell Halford
  12/19/25
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  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
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  12/18/25
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  12/18/25
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brindle property really tough guy
  12/18/25
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white glittery stead affirmative action
  12/20/25
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crusty knife
  12/21/25
-$184K
sapphire parlour boistinker
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
disturbing pozpig
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
Talented topaz lay
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
glassy pisswyrm
  12/19/25
low-200s
Mustard Charismatic Nursing Home Doctorate
  12/18/25
0
lime faggot firefighter
  12/18/25
like 2 million
beady-eyed chrome gas station jew
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
Curious red dopamine
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
Khaki factory reset button water buffalo
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
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  12/19/25
Shrew'd
Khaki factory reset button water buffalo
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
swashbuckling piazza wagecucks
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
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  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
Mind-boggling ruby potus old irish cottage
  12/19/25
thank you
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  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
Mentally Impaired Effete Parlor
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
Bateful rigor point
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
Lemon Office Black Woman
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
floppy fat ankles
  12/19/25
what happened
glassy pisswyrm
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
floppy fat ankles
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
Purple corner idea he suggested
  12/19/25
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Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
Orchid public bath filthpig
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
Bull Headed Aggressive Famous Landscape Painting Regret
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
Rebellious Sickened Address
  12/20/25
~$900k
Rose generalized bond hominid
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
Lascivious institution double fault
  12/19/25
Wow.
Adventurous rehab skinny woman
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
brindle property really tough guy
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
Lascivious institution double fault
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
brindle property really tough guy
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
Lascivious institution double fault
  12/19/25
lol
Cerise Travel Guidebook Theater Stage
  12/19/25
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brindle property really tough guy
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
Mind-boggling ruby potus old irish cottage
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
Sexy maniacal main people
  12/19/25
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Mind-boggling ruby potus old irish cottage
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
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  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
federal frum whorehouse
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
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  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
federal frum whorehouse
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
Sexy maniacal main people
  12/21/25
You sound poor
swashbuckling piazza wagecucks
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
white glittery stead affirmative action
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
Carmine bawdyhouse
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
nighttime meetinghouse marketing idea
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
Carmine bawdyhouse
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
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  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
Carmine bawdyhouse
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
cream stirring church building queen of the night
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
big-titted house-broken stain
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
Carmine bawdyhouse
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
Learning Disabled Razzmatazz Hell Halford
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
nighttime meetinghouse marketing idea
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
Adventurous rehab skinny woman
  12/20/25
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Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef
  12/20/25
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cream stirring church building queen of the night
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
up-to-no-good big orchestra pit mother
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
Curious red dopamine
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
Hairraiser spot ceo
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
Hairraiser spot ceo
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
Hairraiser spot ceo
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
Deranged cuckoldry tank
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Cowardly turdskin fanboi
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
Deranged cuckoldry tank
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
Irate buff hairy legs
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
Deranged cuckoldry tank
  12/21/25
...
Irate buff hairy legs
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
federal frum whorehouse
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
Insecure Field
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
Odious Masturbator Faggotry
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
tantric vivacious rigpig
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
Irate buff hairy legs
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
tantric vivacious rigpig
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
Irate buff hairy legs
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
tantric vivacious rigpig
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
tantric vivacious rigpig
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
tantric vivacious rigpig
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
tantric vivacious rigpig
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
tantric vivacious rigpig
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
Hot translucent quadroon kitty
  12/21/25
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infuriating heady principal's office clown
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
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  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
contagious new version
  12/21/25
180 last note
wonderful bisexual hall police squad
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Cowardly turdskin fanboi
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
tantric vivacious rigpig
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
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  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
tantric vivacious rigpig
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
180 awkward chapel
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Cowardly turdskin fanboi
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
sick lavender digit ratio
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
Chest-beating Sadistic Dog Poop
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
crusty knife
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
cream stirring church building queen of the night
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
federal frum whorehouse
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
sick lavender digit ratio
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
Adventurous rehab skinny woman
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
cream stirring church building queen of the night
  12/23/25
cap gains
apoplectic charcoal stage
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
cream stirring church building queen of the night
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
Adventurous rehab skinny woman
  12/25/25
~$500k
Odious Masturbator Faggotry
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: cream stirring church building queen of the night

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef

lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49519912)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: cream stirring church building queen of the night

yea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49519925)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef

Biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49519931)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: racy sinister national

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49519915)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: shimmering space

Lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520498)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: racy sinister national

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Motley Crackhouse Codepig



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: brilliant multi-colored temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522136)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: glassy pisswyrm



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Purple corner idea he suggested



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: up-to-no-good big orchestra pit mother



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: coiffed sound barrier bbw



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: infuriating heady principal's office clown



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: crusty knife



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling piazza wagecucks



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Flirting hospital people who are hurt

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Flirting hospital people who are hurt

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: brilliant multi-colored temple



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Exciting cruise ship

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: 180 awkward chapel

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Exciting cruise ship

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef

why dont you go solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Sable idiotic prole

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522472)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Exciting cruise ship

Nigger voicemail$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523830)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: fantasy-prone set shitlib

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone set shitlib

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: fantasy-prone set shitlib

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Slate Theater Roast Beef

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: cream stirring church building queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: brindle property really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: lake house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: brilliant multi-colored temple

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Bull Headed Aggressive Famous Landscape Painting Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Irate buff hairy legs

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: fantasy-prone set shitlib

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Irate buff hairy legs

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Insecure Field

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Irate buff hairy legs

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: cracking ticket booth boltzmann

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: brilliant multi-colored temple

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Rose generalized bond hominid

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: brilliant multi-colored temple

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: carnelian station roommate

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: brindle property really tough guy

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ruby potus old irish cottage

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Doobsian Histrionic Organic Girlfriend Trailer Park

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Slate Theater Roast Beef

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: bistre theatre

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: vibrant incel sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Irate buff hairy legs

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Irate buff hairy legs

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: fantasy-prone set shitlib

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Pale Arousing Heaven

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Pale Arousing Heaven

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: tantric vivacious rigpig

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: apoplectic charcoal stage

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Pale Arousing Heaven

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: wonderful bisexual hall police squad

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: brilliant multi-colored temple

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: tantric vivacious rigpig

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: wonderful bisexual hall police squad

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Irate buff hairy legs

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: wonderful bisexual hall police squad

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Irate buff hairy legs

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: tantric vivacious rigpig

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: coiffed sound barrier bbw

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Irate buff hairy legs

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: big-titted house-broken stain

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: big-titted house-broken stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: big-titted house-broken stain

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: wonderful bisexual hall police squad

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Slate Theater Roast Beef

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: vibrant incel sanctuary

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Slate Theater Roast Beef

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Purple corner idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: brilliant multi-colored temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: big-titted house-broken stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: brindle property really tough guy

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: Adventurous rehab skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Razzmatazz Hell Halford

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: fantasy-prone set shitlib

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: racy sinister national

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: outnumbered bespoke azn half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: carnelian station roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Razzmatazz Hell Halford

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: abusive flatulent foreskin resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: mewling burgundy pistol

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Motley Crackhouse Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: brindle property really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: white glittery stead affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: crusty knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: sapphire parlour boistinker

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: disturbing pozpig

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Talented topaz lay

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: glassy pisswyrm

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Mustard Charismatic Nursing Home Doctorate

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: lime faggot firefighter

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed chrome gas station jew

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Curious red dopamine

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Khaki factory reset button water buffalo

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: primrose supple menage telephone

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Khaki factory reset button water buffalo

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: swashbuckling piazza wagecucks

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: primrose supple menage telephone

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ruby potus old irish cottage

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: primrose supple menage telephone

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Effete Parlor

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Bateful rigor point

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Lemon Office Black Woman

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: floppy fat ankles

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: glassy pisswyrm

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: floppy fat ankles

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Purple corner idea he suggested

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Orchid public bath filthpig

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Bull Headed Aggressive Famous Landscape Painting Regret

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Rebellious Sickened Address

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Rose generalized bond hominid

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Lascivious institution double fault

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Adventurous rehab skinny woman

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: brindle property really tough guy

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Lascivious institution double fault

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: brindle property really tough guy

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Lascivious institution double fault

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Cerise Travel Guidebook Theater Stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: brindle property really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ruby potus old irish cottage

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Sexy maniacal main people

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ruby potus old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: apoplectic charcoal stage

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: federal frum whorehouse

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: vigorous iridescent sandwich

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: federal frum whorehouse

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Sexy maniacal main people

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling piazza wagecucks

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: white glittery stead affirmative action

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Carmine bawdyhouse

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: nighttime meetinghouse marketing idea

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Carmine bawdyhouse

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Khaki factory reset button water buffalo

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Carmine bawdyhouse

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: cream stirring church building queen of the night

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: big-titted house-broken stain

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Carmine bawdyhouse

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Razzmatazz Hell Halford

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: nighttime meetinghouse marketing idea

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Adventurous rehab skinny woman

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: cream stirring church building queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: up-to-no-good big orchestra pit mother

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Curious red dopamine

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Hairraiser spot ceo

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser spot ceo

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Hairraiser spot ceo

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Deranged cuckoldry tank

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Cowardly turdskin fanboi

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Deranged cuckoldry tank

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Irate buff hairy legs

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Deranged cuckoldry tank

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Irate buff hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: federal frum whorehouse

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Insecure Field

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Odious Masturbator Faggotry

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: tantric vivacious rigpig

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Irate buff hairy legs

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: tantric vivacious rigpig

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Irate buff hairy legs

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: tantric vivacious rigpig

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: tantric vivacious rigpig

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: tantric vivacious rigpig

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: tantric vivacious rigpig

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Indecent Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria French Chef

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: tantric vivacious rigpig

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Hot translucent quadroon kitty

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: infuriating heady principal's office clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: adulterous market internal respiration

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: contagious new version

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: wonderful bisexual hall police squad

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Cowardly turdskin fanboi

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: tantric vivacious rigpig

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Irate buff hairy legs

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: tantric vivacious rigpig

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: 180 awkward chapel

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Cowardly turdskin fanboi

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: sick lavender digit ratio

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Chest-beating Sadistic Dog Poop

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: crusty knife

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: cream stirring church building queen of the night

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: federal frum whorehouse

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: sick lavender digit ratio

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Adventurous rehab skinny woman

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: cream stirring church building queen of the night

whats the other 35%

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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: apoplectic charcoal stage

cap gains

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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: cream stirring church building queen of the night

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Adventurous rehab skinny woman

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: Odious Masturbator Faggotry

~$500k

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