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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: sadistic legal warrant

my personal 2:

- doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X is some number that increases by 2 each year)

- spelling boom as BOM. just feels right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49165401)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: charcoal forum

accusing any poaster who claims to be a woman as doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49165410)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: sadistic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49165417)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: zombie-like church black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49178974)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: navy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49178996)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Dull crawly set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179004)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: up-to-no-good frum box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179152)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: dark slippery lettuce brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180985)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: aromatic wrinkle school

MPA being intelligent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49165420)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: charismatic disrespectful nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49165425)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: salmon thriller market

Po boys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49165509)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Bright depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181821)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: sadistic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49178963)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: painfully honest shivering wagecucks fanboi

the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "whats his name" and "who just joined" - everything else gets tedious and frankly abused. like the rubio thing was 180 but dbg ran it into the ground.

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all of the threads of "replace one word in this movie title" are sps because there is always one dork ruining it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49178972)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: zombie-like church black woman

"but where would i get a million dollars?!" in hypo threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49178976)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: painfully honest shivering wagecucks fanboi

yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and inventive answers tbh. i always read those.

I am a huge fan of the "white girl does x with an asian man. why?" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49178984)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: zombie-like church black woman

i like the really well done "could you X in X years" poasts that bait a bunch of paunchy middle aged lolwyers into passionately claiming that they could through a 90mph fastball or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49178987)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Dull crawly set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179005)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: painfully honest shivering wagecucks fanboi

lmao those are 180

those are some of the only ones here where i am like "are you people serious? you sound serious"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179008)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: zombie-like church black woman

the best ones involve some sort of probability which really scrambles the brain over overconfident wordcels.

"given 100 at bats could you get on base in the mlb?"

"if you had 5 seconds to throw could you complete a 10 year pass if you played QB the entire game?"

"could you get a rebound on 100 attempts in the nba?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179038)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: maize cerebral mental disorder

Anyone could get a rebound on effort alone. Plenty of plays where everyone is just standing around. You could also win this hypo by luck by standing somewhere random on the court and getting lucky when the ball bounces to you exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179066)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: zombie-like church black woman

cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in in 100 mlb pitches anyone would make contact and it's just a matter of odds if the ball goes right or if a player makes an error 100 is certainly a large enough number that i could do it in fact i'm sure i could

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179086)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: maize cerebral mental disorder

Well I think it's very unlikely you'd make contact against MLB pitching. And you'd probably have to build up some arm strength to hit it hard enough to go into the infield.

But in basketball there's inevitably at least one play where the ball ricochets right to a guy by luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179103)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: zombie-like church black woman

yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of a 100 tries i could def get at least *ONE* rebound in the nba

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179108)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: maize cerebral mental disorder

You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the offense just clears out on their own and goes back to the other side. If you said offensive rebound that would be a lot more unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179113)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: zombie-like church black woman

good point considering they'd surely play that way against a paunchy middle aged lawyer gassed in the first quarter. come to think of it, if i started as qb and had a whole five seconds i could 100% throw a measly 10 yard pass too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179117)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: maize cerebral mental disorder

I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you just have to dump it off to a guy who could potentially run 10 yards or does the ball have to sail ten yards? It's still doable and probably most wouldn't but a few athletic guys could.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179168)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: maize cerebral mental disorder

FLW rushes in immediately to talk about how he just beat 3 Navy SEALs in a swim race, then makes a bunch of threads about how some prole he knows ODd and died, casually drops he's a crypto millionaire despite ten years of saying it was a stupid investment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179054)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: zombie-like church black woman

the "actually i was invested in it the whole time and sold at the top" claim caused me to question reality in the way fulano described. maybe *i'm* the mark and his whole zero L shtick is subtle flame!

but nope lol. amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179069)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Dull crawly set

MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA WILL NEVER DIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179011)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: dark slippery lettuce brunch

COME ON DOWN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Dull crawly set



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: ungodly address

"Which dad?" is still a banger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179156)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Dull crawly set



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: federal laughsome location tattoo



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz crotch casino

Sealclubber existing and posting words and phrases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49178986)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: sadistic legal warrant

I think VoteRepublicantp is the current POTUS of that category

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49178989)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: zombie-like church black woman

he has a very unique style that is

mesmerizing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49178990)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Maniacal parlour

George20, an obscure poaster from 20 years ago, growing angry after learning that an innocuous phrase was not, in fact, a thiny veiled homosexual inuendo.

I started poasting in like 2010 and I think he predated me. Never saw the guy poast. Still, this gag lives on. He's probably 50 years old with a wife and grown kids and hasn't thought about XO since Obama's first term, but we think about him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49178992)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: painfully honest shivering wagecucks fanboi

threads about him, lisa rowe, peterman, doobs... they are all kind of not worth bumping if the person isnt here anymore. sad to consider. so many great threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179017)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Maniacal parlour

We'll bump them until we're dead, friend. And when we're dead, the next generation will bump them. The sun will never set on our bumps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179034)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: maize cerebral mental disorder



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: sadistic legal warrant

cr petermanthreaders are still doing yeoman's work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179107)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Ruby french ape range

He was posting here when I signed up in 2015 I think as a pumo but had a very recognizable style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179073)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: vigorous sinister kitty

questioning any poster you don’t like’s ability to process lactose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179010)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Dull crawly set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179014)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Maniacal parlour

Related: petitioning that any poaster with whom you disagree should repatriate to China, Israel, or India.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179044)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Dull crawly set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: vigorous sinister kitty

cr and I feel, perhaps without justification, that I started that or at least helped make it mainstream on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179142)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: up-to-no-good frum box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179165)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: appetizing lilac internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179929)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Bright depressive

cf. smells like duck sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181784)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: red curious step-uncle's house reading party

it's very small and simple, but thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179047)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: up-to-no-good frum box office

when its well positioned and hasnt been seen in a while, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179172)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Purple Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49182007)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: federal laughsome location tattoo

jjc's brady email never gets old to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179056)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Arousing faggotry

know if you need any help on mba essays. Best of luck, brah."

"Anonymous"

Harvard Business School

Class of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179071)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Ruby french ape range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179222)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: painfully honest shivering wagecucks fanboi

all of those are gems. the one where he has to take a sick day because he got nowagd lives in my mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179075)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Godawful indirect expression

There was that one thread where someone turned it into the Lord's Prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179114)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: zombie-like church black woman

we'll see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179150)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Dull crawly set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180187)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Dull crawly set

I say this irl fairly frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180189)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Arousing faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181271)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: sadistic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181315)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: dark slippery lettuce brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180986)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: smoky heaven

The whole collection is evergreen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181309)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Hideous deep spot

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179058)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: federal laughsome location tattoo

peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179062)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: maize cerebral mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179080)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Hideous deep spot

That thread with the dad who jumped off a cruise ship to save his dotter who fell had a 190 reply chain in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179097)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: vigorous sinister kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181993)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Maniacal parlour

it was insane when it actually worked on that Air India flight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179104)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: up-to-no-good frum box office

very Anthony Bourdain-ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179179)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Maniacal parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179819)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Dull crawly set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179931)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: vigorous sinister kitty

this was like being a Trumpmo in 2015… board was just ahead of the curve

wait till dinoskepticism goes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179147)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Ruby french ape range

Calling foreign leaders the POTUS of their country is a good bit every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179068)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: maize cerebral mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179081)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Maniacal parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179098)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Godawful indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179115)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: vigorous sinister kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179148)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: zombie-like church black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179157)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle trump supporter

doobs being the POTUS of his school's SCOTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180200)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: indigo roast beef menage

wtf else would you call a head of state?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49182016)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Hideous deep spot

120 how gujurati invariably created a subthread ganges ITT full of usual sophomoric garbage "insights"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179072)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Ruby french ape range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179076)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Racy magenta cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180550)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: federal laughsome location tattoo

evan's fake news links

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179094)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: disgusting tripping dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179241)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: orange national security agency rehab

i dunno if it counts but foreigners completely misunderstanding "prole" and getting called out for it always cracks me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179130)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: well-lubricated masturbator stage

everyone here being not flame mentally ill haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179153)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: vigorous sinister kitty

clothmos being fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179173)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: dark slippery lettuce brunch

that's not a "gag", hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180987)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:41 AM
Author: vigorous sinister kitty

Wow, I didn’t know that. You’re telling me for the first time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180991)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: up-to-no-good frum box office

i dont know why, but breifcase full of duck sauce always makes me lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179186)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Dull crawly set

this thread smells like duck sauce does as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180192)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: sienna public bath legend

Tipping 10% or less on engagement ring sales. If at least one poster tried this and got screed by a vengeful salesmen it would be worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179196)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Abnormal Fragrant Alpha Area

gakk-fueled bumping sprees that last for days and make the bort completely unreadable

obsessing over the irl of poasters and letting it consume your every waking moment

I'm gay/I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179287)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Olive Native Hissy Fit

Replying "tp" to great lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179799)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: vigorous sinister kitty

Replying "tp" to great lines tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179917)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Pale cumskin senate

Replying "tp" to great lines tp tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180190)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 AM
Author: vigorous sinister kitty

🤯🤯🤯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180950)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Purple Office

I like that this has been independently discovered elsewhere by adding "groyper" to great turns of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49182003)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: disgusting tripping dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49179886)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: costumed gaping

assassination vs. assassination to death vs. being mortally slain in a fatal assassination

the endless parade of superstar rappers being assassinated to death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180226)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: chartreuse tank

the”eggs mcmuffin” joke format. it’s one of the few xoisms that i regularly use with my wife because it gets an lol every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180289)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: maize cerebral mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180310)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Godawful indirect expression

"Oh, Harold!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180469)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Dull crawly set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181467)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:41 AM
Author: vigorous sinister kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180951)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shrine

I say "pick up some Millers Lite for the lake" joke to my friends all the time and they love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181834)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Abusive knife business firm

whatever happened to "I'm a refrigerator, I am very cold. Whoosh."

also, lol @ your life, no frog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180342)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Dull crawly set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181468)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: aromatic wrinkle school

nigger faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181472)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Ivory stimulating weed whacker

Costco’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180511)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49195969)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: 180 unholy headpube

When there's a 100+ post thread about someone dying horrifically in public, and then a poster asks if they're ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180958)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:17 AM
Author: Arousing faggotry

Chicago vs. NYC. Prestigious luxe condos, Lake Michigan yacht parties, Gold Coast, the underground, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180977)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:19 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle trump supporter

phoenix and las vegas as jewels of the midwest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180978)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:31 AM
Author: Maniacal parlour

Adding "mo" as a suffix to any word to indicate that the person is a fan/expert/purveyor of that thing.

Trumpmo

Lawmo

Fishingmo

Etc.

I use this with my wife IRL and now she says it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180983)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Wild really tough guy

I hate that shit, one of the gayest things to come out of this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181262)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: aromatic wrinkle school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181267)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Arousing faggotry

stfu fagmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181269)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:39 PM
Author: Maniacal parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49182329)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: sadistic legal warrant

(maf quotemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181316)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: vigorous sinister kitty

says the pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181768)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: dark slippery lettuce brunch

Peterman's hairline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49180988)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Arousing faggotry

Imagine the smell. sewer skunks / brunchfarters and talking about the disgusting nature of professional white women gastrointestinal processes in general, particularly jewish pear shaped women wearing suitskirts who work at law firms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181258)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Arousing faggotry

BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181259)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Arousing faggotry

butthold vs. butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181273)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Bright depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181780)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Arousing faggotry

there is nuance involved in the distinction tbf. butthole is specifically just the hole in your butt. Butthold includes the larger surrounding area within the buttcheeks but outside the actual butthole (i.e. - Box's brown areas). it's like a stonghold, except it's a butthold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181893)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Bright depressive

I think we can agree that the butthold must be groundered, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181905)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: vigorous sinister kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181980)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Arousing faggotry

yes, but the groundering of said butthold encompasses the larger butthold region vs. just the butthole itself. regardless will smell like burrito shit unless an attempt to mask it with some sort of low end fruity spray is applied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Arousing faggotry

grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181276)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Dull crawly set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181321)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: smoky heaven

Earl MAF at Luis's Volt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181308)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Arousing faggotry

Peak heterosexual behavior being fully nude male bodybuilding competition that involves male on male sexual exercises as part of the training ritual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181429)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: aromatic wrinkle school

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181463)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: vigorous sinister kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181772)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine multi-colored factory reset button crackhouse

baiting julia tp to poast a lingerie pic by calling her hot or ugly in a thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181778)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: ruddy theatre

Fortuitous meteor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181814)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: sadistic legal warrant

chilmata with his Black Wife, Beautiful Mixed Children, and Vape Lounge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181844)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: irradiated pervert

I always lol at Julia malapropism threads/poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49181902)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: maize cerebral mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49182335)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: splenetic puppy

bashing forearms with a wrench after getting rejected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2,#49182293)