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Will make $25M from a tech co exit this year. Another 20-50M in potential

Earn out Has been extremely painful but man it feels good...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
Nigga, what the cunt is a "FA"?
ruby bateful newt main people
  07/30/25
financial advisor
Medicated wonderful meetinghouse
  07/30/25
Faggot Ass
Emerald Electric Furnace Trailer Park
  07/30/25
...
Scarlet hall marketing idea
  07/30/25
lol I'm a prole with no FA and still figured that one out
zippy kitty
  07/31/25
Can you relocate before you take the hit? Go live in Florida...
soul-stirring sinister queen of the night volcanic crater
  07/30/25
Unlikely and all my family and network are here anyway. Not ...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
That’s $3.25MM you retard. That’s enough for a k...
soul-stirring sinister queen of the night volcanic crater
  07/30/25
CA taxman always gets his
180 soggy shrine
  07/30/25
...
ruddy pontificating therapy base
  07/30/25
cr sounds like california sourced income, ftb will get your ...
dashing regret
  07/30/25
Tioctcr
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
Sure no one in the history of California has tried this.
pea-brained ticket booth
  07/30/25
next thing you're going hear is that you can avoid NYC taxes...
zippy kitty
  07/31/25
I asked Chat and if you plan it out a year in advance you ca...
pea-brained ticket booth
  07/31/25
Founder?
Laughsome Bbw Library
  07/30/25
Very early employee
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
congrats! 8 figures is fuck you money, so even if you don...
Lascivious Hilarious Dopamine State
  07/30/25
Ty bro Unfortunately not quite in sf Bay Area but it does...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
unless you have family in the area why would you care about ...
sienna idea he suggested
  07/30/25
Let’s have an SF meetup
180 soggy shrine
  07/30/25
...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
The beautiful thing about fuck you money is that you don't a...
aphrodisiac overrated sanctuary
  07/31/25
Can I get in on this, man?
Geriatric Costumed Field Psychic
  07/30/25
Ur doing great for urself brother
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
180. why in the world would you 'grind' anymore? assume you...
racy bearded native
  07/30/25
Want to buy a new house which is 8-10 million So need an...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
lol
Spruce Mind-boggling Space Mood
  07/30/25
It's beating a dead horse around these parts, but I just loo...
ruddy pontificating therapy base
  07/30/25
Not flame at all brother This is Bay Area life. Tons of o...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
My grandparents new home in Sunnyvale was 12k in the early 5...
No pants Mance
  08/28/25
Decent flame
Mahogany contagious parlor
  07/30/25
Okay, now imagine you are 16 years old - what would 16 year ...
pea-brained ticket booth
  07/30/25
Probably like 5 chicks at the same time and a home arcade sy...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/31/25
When you have a successful exit, it becomes much easier to p...
soul-stirring sinister queen of the night volcanic crater
  07/30/25
180. How old is the company? I assume you were on the gro...
Lemon beady-eyed home keepsake machete
  07/30/25
Very early employee. Was a big risk when I joined, and have ...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
Nothing wrong with working the bone, brother
Twisted Burgundy Forum
  07/30/25
...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
Congrats. How long have you been with the company?
ruddy pontificating therapy base
  07/30/25
4+ years
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
Nice congrats. Big exits are 180. It’s been a few year...
thriller red theater stage community account
  07/30/25
Lol queer
turquoise nursing home jewess
  07/30/25
...
racy bearded native
  07/30/25
How much did you clear? Congrats brother
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
How can I do this as a gay, autistic lawyer?
ruby bateful newt main people
  07/30/25
Sex with men for money
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
Is $25,000 a lot of money to you
beta school cafeteria
  07/30/25
Yes
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
asking relevant questions.
crawly gold principal's office incel
  07/30/25
congrats, brother!
Medicated wonderful meetinghouse
  07/30/25
Ty
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
Lmao at this cope. Just admit that you would give everything...
racy bearded native
  07/30/25
Keep talking shit about Tmfs household income
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
How many inches of jewish penis would you estimate you&rsquo...
Blue Pisswyrm Ladyboy
  07/30/25
A lot. And not just Jewish
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
Boondocks?
Very tactful garrison
  07/30/25
He’s like 100M+ a decade ago so prob 500m jow
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
I traded emails with him while working on BLB a million year...
Very tactful garrison
  07/30/25
That was you! I thought you and Randazza and all the crowd ...
autistic tanning salon hissy fit
  07/30/25
lol. I remember helping leaf with his CS homework. Hadn&rsqu...
Very tactful garrison
  07/30/25
Wife? Kids?
adventurous mauve dilemma
  07/30/25
Wife 3 kids
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
Hope you don’t get divorced brother!
Talented filthy turdskin box office
  07/30/25
Wife has been a saint Last few years I’ve basically...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
Head on a swivel from now on
Talented filthy turdskin box office
  07/30/25
180. Was it tough being a Bay Areamo with 3 kids before this...
ruddy pontificating therapy base
  07/30/25
Yeah bro. We only decided to have third kid when this money ...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
Holy shit you are headed for a juicy divorce rape
vermilion coldplay fan spot
  07/31/25
PEPPER | ANGUS
Big Center
  07/31/25
With kids and wanting an 8-10 million dollar house, you need...
brindle church
  07/30/25
Tiotcr Likely grinding for 2-4 more years for the earn ou...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
also one clarification is that it’s ltcg so more like ...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
The fact that this is sort of true is mind blowing. He co...
pea-brained ticket booth
  07/30/25
This is a Reddit take. My family and friends and network are...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/31/25
the only thing that matters is your family if you have kids ...
sienna idea he suggested
  07/31/25
be rich as fuck, mostly $20MM is enough to have 3 generat...
brilliant swashbuckling cuckold
  07/31/25
Xo loves to shit on global capitalism for moving away from p...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/31/25
Congrats man.
Ebony People Who Are Hurt
  07/30/25
Ty bro
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
pull the plug
Hyperventilating corn cake toilet seat
  07/30/25
Have you considered not being a faggot and squandering so mu...
coiffed locale
  07/30/25
Tell me more about ca real estate pumo lol
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
And there it is. Like many other fags I know in CA you&rsquo...
coiffed locale
  07/30/25
Tell me more about being brave pumo
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
You’re being glib ITsubthread because I’m challe...
coiffed locale
  07/30/25
Tell me about how psychologically challenging yourself pumo ...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/30/25
Seems like every six months there’s a poster who says ...
pearly cowardly philosopher-king
  07/30/25
Have you tried rebooting your machine
vermilion coldplay fan spot
  07/31/25
...
Lemon beady-eyed home keepsake machete
  07/31/25
(EPAH)
sienna idea he suggested
  07/31/25
180 This happened to me. I do whatever the fuck I want no...
Heady pozpig
  07/30/25
180 How much did you make, how did you think about retireme...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/31/25
You're making that much but not a founder? What kind of tech...
citrine stubborn chapel depressive
  07/30/25
This thread is eye opening for me, I’d feel comfortabl...
lilac address
  07/31/25
Why retire unless you're old or taking care of kids/elderly ...
citrine stubborn chapel depressive
  07/31/25
Why not grind on something non cucky
Fuchsia slippery wrinkle house
  07/31/25
I can think of plenty of fulfilling things to do that dont i...
lilac address
  07/31/25
Do you have kids and live in hcol to be near family? Thats b...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/31/25
your perspective is hilarious. $3m is more wealth than 99.9%...
lilac address
  07/31/25
Your poasting on the rotted carcass of a preftigious message...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/31/25
180
Bonkers Aggressive Stain School
  07/31/25
Figma? Not too many startups where early employees get 8 ...
Apoplectic exciting lay
  07/31/25
it pains me to see you burn that money by giving it to the f...
violent travel guidebook shitlib
  07/31/25
You sure bro? I’m all for tax avoidance but this doesn...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/31/25
that's new to me, i'll read into it and give my take. even i...
violent travel guidebook shitlib
  07/31/25
Congrats!
aphrodisiac overrated sanctuary
  07/31/25
Congrats. Based on your comment re $8M house I'm guessing yo...
razzle-dazzle pungent public bath clown
  07/31/25
I think Hillsborough/Atherton etc is bullshit IMO - I know i...
At-the-ready narrow-minded location
  07/31/25
Cr I worry about all this I am not retiring right now th...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/31/25
Out of curiosity, what does "retirement" look like...
aphrodisiac overrated sanctuary
  07/31/25
Haven’t gotten that far but have vague ideas of being ...
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/31/25
This sounds like what people say when they aren't really goi...
aphrodisiac overrated sanctuary
  07/31/25
Well I need another 20 or so and I’m good amirite
jet-lagged navy resort
  07/31/25
Congrats bro. Pay those taxes and chill. Buy some property a...
At-the-ready narrow-minded location
  07/31/25
Lawyer operated farm full of robot farmhands tp
sienna idea he suggested
  08/01/25
money came in - 35m+, will be at 25M nw after tax. planning ...
Darsint
  08/28/25
Congrats bro. You maed it.
Refunkulus
  08/28/25
how hard and for how long did you have to work for it
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  08/28/25
It’s time for a $2000 dinner to celebrate
preventive strike
  08/28/25


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Date: July 30th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Earn out

Has been extremely painful but man it feels good. Can’t tell anyone irl other than my FA so sharing here. Debating whether to try to retire instead of grinding out another few years

(This is all pre tax and in CA so a lot less than it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143677)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: ruby bateful newt main people

Nigga, what the cunt is a "FA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143897)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Medicated wonderful meetinghouse

financial advisor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143920)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Emerald Electric Furnace Trailer Park

Faggot Ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143982)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Scarlet hall marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144136)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: zippy kitty

lol I'm a prole with no FA and still figured that one out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144951)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring sinister queen of the night volcanic crater

Can you relocate before you take the hit? Go live in Florida for a year?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143683)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Unlikely and all my family and network are here anyway. Not that worked up about giving ca their 13%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143840)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring sinister queen of the night volcanic crater

That’s $3.25MM you retard. That’s enough for a kid to be set for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143849)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: 180 soggy shrine

CA taxman always gets his

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143888)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: ruddy pontificating therapy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144134)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: dashing regret

cr sounds like california sourced income, ftb will get your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144217)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Tioctcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144273)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: pea-brained ticket booth

Sure no one in the history of California has tried this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144345)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: zippy kitty

next thing you're going hear is that you can avoid NYC taxes by buying a crappy condo in Florida and pretending you live there. no one ever has thought of doing this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144957)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: pea-brained ticket booth

I asked Chat and if you plan it out a year in advance you can do it, but California is highly likely to still come looking for you and may litigate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145249)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Laughsome Bbw Library

Founder?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143688)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Very early employee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143842)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Lascivious Hilarious Dopamine State

congrats!

8 figures is fuck you money, so even if you don't retire right away it gives you the choice to do so on your terms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143695)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Ty bro

Unfortunately not quite in sf Bay Area but it doesn’t hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143846)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: sienna idea he suggested

unless you have family in the area why would you care about living there anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143856)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: 180 soggy shrine

Let’s have an SF meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143892)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144110)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: aphrodisiac overrated sanctuary

The beautiful thing about fuck you money is that you don't actually have to stay in the Bay Area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145117)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Geriatric Costumed Field Psychic

Can I get in on this, man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143699)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Ur doing great for urself brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143844)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: racy bearded native

180. why in the world would you 'grind' anymore? assume you don't enjoy the grind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143702)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Want to buy a new house which is 8-10 million

So need another 20 pre tax to really be comfortable, end up at 20m after tax excluding primary residence which is 800k/year safe withdrawal rate

Then I tink I’m done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143850)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Spruce Mind-boggling Space Mood

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144072)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: ruddy pontificating therapy base

It's beating a dead horse around these parts, but I just looked up what $8-10M gets you in the Bay Area these days. E.g. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/161-Primrose-Way-Palo-Alto-CA-94303/19468864_zpid/

LJL at $9.5M for that

LJL at $3k in insurance + $10k in property tax for it, per month, every month, forever

And LJL that the boomers who currently live there pay less than half of that in property tax per month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144161)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Not flame at all brother

This is Bay Area life. Tons of opportunity but insane wealth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144211)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: No pants Mance

My grandparents new home in Sunnyvale was 12k in the early 50s. My parents paid 170k in Los Gatos area. Unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49219273)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: Mahogany contagious parlor

Decent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144167)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: pea-brained ticket booth

Okay, now imagine you are 16 years old - what would 16 year old you tell you to do with the money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144473)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Probably like 5 chicks at the same time and a home arcade system

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49147169)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring sinister queen of the night volcanic crater

When you have a successful exit, it becomes much easier to print money in the future by pretending you have the playbook to hit it big again. You would be stupid not to try. What else are you going to do if you’re under 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143853)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: Lemon beady-eyed home keepsake machete

180.

How old is the company? I assume you were on the ground floor, founder or employee 1, something like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143827)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Very early employee. Was a big risk when I joined, and have worked myself to the bone he last few years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143852)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Twisted Burgundy Forum

Nothing wrong with working the bone, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143969)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144112)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: ruddy pontificating therapy base

Congrats. How long have you been with the company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143848)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

4+ years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144113)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: thriller red theater stage community account

Nice congrats. Big exits are 180. It’s been a few years for me now, ready for next. Nothing better after being patient for a while to suddenly have it finally come together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143867)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: turquoise nursing home jewess

Lol queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143926)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: racy bearded native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144015)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

How much did you clear? Congrats brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144114)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: ruby bateful newt main people

How can I do this as a gay, autistic lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143878)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144115)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: beta school cafeteria

Is $25,000 a lot of money to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143882)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144117)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: crawly gold principal's office incel

asking relevant questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144127)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Medicated wonderful meetinghouse

congrats, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49143927)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144119)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: racy bearded native

Lmao at this cope. Just admit that you would give everything you have to make $250k at Verizon Wireless as associate general counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144014)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Keep talking shit about Tmfs household income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144124)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Blue Pisswyrm Ladyboy

How many inches of jewish penis would you estimate you’ve sucked in your “career” to date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144078)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

A lot. And not just Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144126)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Very tactful garrison

Boondocks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144103)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

He’s like 100M+ a decade ago so prob 500m jow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144128)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Very tactful garrison

I traded emails with him while working on BLB a million years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144139)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: autistic tanning salon hissy fit

That was you! I thought you and Randazza and all the crowd from that place had vanished into the ether

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144165)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Very tactful garrison

lol. I remember helping leaf with his CS homework. Hadn’t thought about that in so long. MR wanted me to be part of some suit regarding the registration of the phrase “Big Law”. Nice guy but I was just like, I am no one why do you care about adding me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144206)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: adventurous mauve dilemma

Wife? Kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144109)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Wife 3 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144129)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Talented filthy turdskin box office

Hope you don’t get divorced brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144162)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Wife has been a saint

Last few years I’ve basically been absent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144213)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Talented filthy turdskin box office

Head on a swivel from now on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144215)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: ruddy pontificating therapy base

180. Was it tough being a Bay Areamo with 3 kids before this exit? Describe the changes you're going to make now that you have UMC money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144164)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Yeah bro. We only decided to have third kid when this money was somewhat certain

House first. I live in a piece of shit 3m home that would be 150k in flyover. Debating tear down or just buying new, don’t have energy to tear down and rebuild while doing this job

Other than that may buy a nice watch and a vacation and fly biz cvlsss on vacations. And help out family as needed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144216)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: vermilion coldplay fan spot

Holy shit you are headed for a juicy divorce rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144741)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Big Center

PEPPER | ANGUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145063)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: brindle church

With kids and wanting an 8-10 million dollar house, you need to keep grinding for a few more years brother. 25 mil is basically 12 in CA after state/fed tax, after 8 mil for the house, that leaves you 4 mil which maybe will be enough to send your kids to college in 2035 which means you're poor again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144218)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Tiotcr

Likely grinding for 2-4 more years for the earn out then really some

And if I burn out before then whatever guess we aren’t flying private

One debate is whether to just build a new house on our lot for 3-4m instead of buy a new one for 8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144240)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

also one clarification is that it’s ltcg so more like 17 after tax, 8 for a house 9 liquid

Need another 10 or so after tax and can be done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144277)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: pea-brained ticket booth

The fact that this is sort of true is mind blowing.

He could take his $12 million and move ANYWHERE not CA/NYC and easily live phat on $500k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144493)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

This is a Reddit take. My family and friends and network are all in ca. what the fuck would I do in Texas or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145075)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: sienna idea he suggested

the only thing that matters is your family if you have kids

the point is you have more than enough for fuck you for life money if you choose to move outside CA. who cares about a "network" if you can just... retire? you have enough to buy both sets of parents extremely nice houses in addition to your own if you move anywhere else. if you're not at least considering that as a realistic option you're just lying to yourself to stay in the rat race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145094)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: brilliant swashbuckling cuckold

be rich as fuck, mostly

$20MM is enough to have 3 generations set for life if properly invested. What kind of legacy do you want to leave behind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145947)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Xo loves to shit on global capitalism for moving away from parents and friends for jobs and then also tell you to leave your parents and friends when you have money lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49147162)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Ebony People Who Are Hurt

Congrats man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144251)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Ty bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144278)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Hyperventilating corn cake toilet seat

pull the plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144298)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: coiffed locale

Have you considered not being a faggot and squandering so much of your earnings on an overpriced piece of shit house? All of your reasoning ITT is premised on the need to get assfucked by expensive real estate and it’s clear you’ve bought into that idea and keep convincing yourself it’s necessary (when it isn’t). If you drop that premise you’ll be able to come up with a better plan and have more capital to work for you. Also, and relatedly, do not assume just because you did this once that you’ll be able to do it more, or again—I’ve seen plenty of bros get fucked by that assumption. You might, but it’s better to set yourself up financially so you have flexibility and don’t need that outcome to obtain to be good with where you are (which circles back to my first point about not hanging an albatross real estate purchase around your neck as you get your exit).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144338)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Tell me more about ca real estate pumo lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144352)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: coiffed locale

And there it is. Like many other fags I know in CA you’ve brainwashed yourself into thinking it’s appropriate to blow $10m on a house (and erode a significant portion of your potential working capital) because “that’s just how it is.” How about you sack the fuck up and stay in your current house rather than consuming a bunch of your exit money on some overpriced shitbox. Use the money to set yourself up financially for life so you don’t HAVE to grind. And then, if you really want to go for some 8-figure estate, repeat what you just did, if you can, and then you can squander some money. You’re acting like a ghetto rat with your thinking just at a different level of wealth. Take off the handcuffs and open up your eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144364)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Tell me more about being brave pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144375)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: coiffed locale

You’re being glib ITsubthread because I’m challenging your psychological premise (blow money on house is necessary) and it doesn’t feel good. Maybe unbelievably to you, I’m saying this out of a desire to see you maek it in a deep and sustainable way. I’d urge you to at least think about what I’m saying, if you’re able to. You have an opportunity that very few people get and it would be boneheaded to do what you’re proposing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144379)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Tell me about how psychologically challenging yourself pumo lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144413)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: pearly cowardly philosopher-king

Seems like every six months there’s a poster who says the same thing. Are there a lot of tech bros on here? Doesn’t seem like it to me. Every time I ask for help with Word or pdf editing I get no responses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144362)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: vermilion coldplay fan spot

Have you tried rebooting your machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144740)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: Lemon beady-eyed home keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145039)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: sienna idea he suggested

(EPAH)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145054)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Heady pozpig

180

This happened to me. I do whatever the fuck I want now. I mostly hang out with my kids and write shitty novels. I used to play around with cool tech but I am not terribly interested in AI and it moves too fast for someone who isn't fully invested in keeping up with all the new gay shit

I help out on the steering committee of a programming language. That's enough tech for me these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144518)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

180

How much did you make, how did you think about retirement ability/withdrawal rate et c?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145077)



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Date: July 30th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: citrine stubborn chapel depressive

You're making that much but not a founder? What kind of tech? Are the founders clearing $20B+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144554)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 12:15 AM
Author: lilac address

This thread is eye opening for me, I’d feel comfortable retiring with 3 mil in the bank. Goes to show your spending just increases with your earnings. good for the economy I guess, but the hedonistic treadmill is wild. I guess this is why billionaires still work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144599)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 12:28 AM
Author: citrine stubborn chapel depressive

Why retire unless you're old or taking care of kids/elderly or sick parents? Doing nothing all day without purpose would be corrosive to the soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144631)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Fuchsia slippery wrinkle house

Why not grind on something non cucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144731)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: lilac address

I can think of plenty of fulfilling things to do that dont involve working at a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145203)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Do you have kids and live in hcol to be near family? Thats basically most of it

I have friends who are early retiring off 3m to live in a van (no kids), doesn’t sound that fun to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145078)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: lilac address

your perspective is hilarious. $3m is more wealth than 99.9% of all humans who have ever lived have owned, but you think its only enough to live in a van and be homeless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145195)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Your poasting on the rotted carcass of a preftigious message bort where the resident loser aspired to a billion. Welcome to xoxo hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145254)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Bonkers Aggressive Stain School

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49144940)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Apoplectic exciting lay

Figma?

Not too many startups where early employees get 8 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145042)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: violent travel guidebook shitlib

it pains me to see you burn that money by giving it to the ftb when tax avoidance is so easy. i paid for my current home with my tax savings from my exit.

even if you don't want to leave the state, have you considered a ning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145060)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

You sure bro? I’m all for tax avoidance but this doesnt seem feasible

“ California followed suit in 2023 when Gov. Gavin Newsome signed a bill effectively banning ING trusts. As PwC noted in its explanation of the law, the state now treats California residents who transfer assets into ING trusts as the owners of those entities and subjects distributions from the trusts to state income taxes”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145074)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: violent travel guidebook shitlib

that's new to me, i'll read into it and give my take. even if he doesn't do a ning, if his liquidity event hasn't happened yet and pushes into 2026, he needs to hie himself to tx, fl, or some similarly low/no tax state for 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145116)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: aphrodisiac overrated sanctuary

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145119)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle pungent public bath clown

Congrats. Based on your comment re $8M house I'm guessing you're gung ho on Hillsborough or somewhere on the Peninsula? Because you'd be right it doesn't seem like it's worth trading up from a $2.5M property till you approach the $7-8M properties, it's the cruel nature of the area. But if I were in your shoes I'd be aiming at a $5M max property, even less. You can get a very pleasant house in East Bay (Piedmont, Orinda etc) or Marin for that and wisely invest the rest and probably just retire.

Living in an $8M house means you'll feel the pressure to have a lifestyle that matches, which means you'll probably spend a lot more than you anticipate. $8M houses are for people worth $50M+ and with multiple properties. Not someone with 50% of their assets tied up in one house.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145304)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: At-the-ready narrow-minded location

I think Hillsborough/Atherton etc is bullshit IMO - I know it’s an unpopular opinion but if you have kids I think Half Moon Bay/Pacifica is better. Almost every person I know who grew up in those insanely wealthy areas is fucked up.

Seconded on the east bay though. If you pick the right area (Piedmont/Kensington) there are some very nice homes; but the issue is the culture especially if you have kids…but then again that’s more of an endemic issue in the area.

There’s always Marin too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145353)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Cr I worry about all this

I am not retiring right now though still got young kids in diapers

Probably gonna do it a couple more years try to double the number and then can be comfortable wherever, but very mindful of the fucked up rich kid dynamic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145390)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac overrated sanctuary

Out of curiosity, what does "retirement" look like to you? Say you spend 3-5 years and double that number. Then what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145402)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Haven’t gotten that far but have vague ideas of being ballgame dad, learning golf for real (and random other old sports I used to play), traveling a lot, and something artistic like learn to make a movie and actually make a low budget one

Maybe angel investing if I’m still in the area but right now the idea of it makes me lol. Would be happy to be completely detached from ecosystem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145451)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac overrated sanctuary

This sounds like what people say when they aren't really going to retire for the foreseeable future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145956)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: jet-lagged navy resort

Well I need another 20 or so and I’m good amirite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49147165)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: At-the-ready narrow-minded location

Congrats bro. Pay those taxes and chill. Buy some property and a farm/ranch if you know what you’re doing with that and set your kids up with a legacy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49145347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 7:26 AM
Author: sienna idea he suggested

Lawyer operated farm full of robot farmhands tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49147899)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Darsint

money came in - 35m+, will be at 25M nw after tax. planning to borrow a credit line to pay a few m of tax. still debating hte house thing, might to see if i can clear another 10 or so before putting that much money in

sadly my life hasnt really changed much. still grinding work, still get up early to take care of kids, etc

bought 60k worth of watches to give as gifts to people, bought a car for family member who needed one. otherwise life is pretty much exactly hte same. existential 'how am i gonna pay for my kids' is gone though which is nice, and 'is all the pain i'm going through worth it' significantly lessened

another 50m in earnout if i grind successfully the next few years and man that is gonna be painful



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49219221)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Refunkulus (I Always Post Always TP)

Congrats bro. You maed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49219291)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,;:,:,,:,.,:,::,..;.,:,.:;.:.,;.:.,:.::,


how hard and for how long did you have to work for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49219294)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: preventive strike

It’s time for a $2000 dinner to celebrate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756431&forum_id=2,#49219323)