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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
peach useless casino
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
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  03/02/24
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  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
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  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
peach useless casino
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
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  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
peach useless casino
  03/02/24
lmao
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  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
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  03/03/24
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Smoky passionate stead love of her life
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
high-end becky
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Harsh Bisexual Travel Guidebook Doctorate
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Harsh Bisexual Travel Guidebook Doctorate
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
out-of-control psychic headpube
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Bistre state
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
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  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
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  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
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  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
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  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Deep Chad
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
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Motley associate
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
cracking mad-dog skullcap point
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/02/24
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  03/03/24
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exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Umber Selfie Stage
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Umber Selfie Stage
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
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  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Lascivious candlestick maker temple
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Erotic sable den
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
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  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
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  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
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  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Alcoholic infuriating library coffee pot
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
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  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Bistre state
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Deep Chad
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
out-of-control psychic headpube
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Deep Chad
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
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(Steve Jobs' ghost)
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  03/03/24
"shit"
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  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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O fortuitous anal cancer
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Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
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Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
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  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
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  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
fear-inspiring puce goyim
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
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  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
high-end becky
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
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  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
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  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
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you'll get through this, brother
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Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
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  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
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This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
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Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
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  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
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What all can you eat on this diet
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Godspeed, brother.
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  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
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  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
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  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
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  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: peach useless casino

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Yapping laser beams hall

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Ungodly Saffron Blood Rage Church Building



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Lascivious candlestick maker temple

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: peach useless casino

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Lascivious candlestick maker temple

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: peach useless casino

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: know-it-all chapel knife

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Bespoke Plaza

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Smoky passionate stead love of her life



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: high-end becky

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Harsh Bisexual Travel Guidebook Doctorate

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Harsh Bisexual Travel Guidebook Doctorate

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: out-of-control psychic headpube

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Bistre state

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: massive voyeur lodge

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Spectacular autistic sex offender toilet seat

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Aquamarine stimulating theater stage idiot

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: chest-beating gold dog poop filthpig

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Deep Chad

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz bronze pisswyrm space

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: cracking mad-dog skullcap point



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Motley associate



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: cracking mad-dog skullcap point

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Motley associate

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: know-it-all chapel knife



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: translucent impressive cumskin office



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: blue mind-boggling locus

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Umber Selfie Stage

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Umber Selfie Stage

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: topaz concupiscible garrison private investor

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Lascivious candlestick maker temple

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Erotic sable den

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Slate hairraiser reading party

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: chrome histrionic rehab

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic infuriating library coffee pot

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Spectacular autistic sex offender toilet seat

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Bistre state

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Deep Chad

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: out-of-control psychic headpube

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Deep Chad

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Effete supple organic girlfriend lay

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Trip Water Buffalo

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: chest-beating gold dog poop filthpig

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: lake maniacal ape

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: slap-happy lemon boltzmann gas station

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: rebellious adventurous nursing home depressive

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Outnumbered brethren dragon

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Trip Water Buffalo

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Indigo business firm pervert

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: big mentally impaired internal respiration jap

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Flesh institution

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: frozen curious corn cake

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: fear-inspiring puce goyim

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Harsh Bisexual Travel Guidebook Doctorate

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: high-end becky

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Trip Water Buffalo

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse pocket flask

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse pocket flask

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Blathering mint boiling water wagecucks



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: out-of-control psychic headpube

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ticket booth antidepressant drug

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Deep Chad

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Deep Chad

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Aquamarine stimulating theater stage idiot

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ticket booth antidepressant drug



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse pocket flask

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: onyx native

120

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Smoky passionate stead love of her life



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Violet brunch athletic conference



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: fighting roast beef



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Spectacular autistic sex offender toilet seat

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: dark elite macaca

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: judgmental pit pistol



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: greedy stain parlor

Damn daddy Godspeed

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Ungodly Saffron Blood Rage Church Building



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: dark elite macaca

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ticket booth antidepressant drug

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Heady gaping trust fund

What all can you eat on this diet

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Indigo business firm pervert

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: big mentally impaired internal respiration jap

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: fear-inspiring puce goyim

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: judgmental pit pistol

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Bistre state

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: mischievous bateful stag film patrolman



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: cobalt juggernaut



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Marvelous cyan wrinkle hissy fit



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Blathering mint boiling water wagecucks



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Plum Galvanic Center Jew

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Spectacular autistic sex offender toilet seat

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: dark elite macaca

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Grizzly stirring cruise ship mediation

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Bistre state

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: aromatic community account



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: exhilarant khaki twinkling uncleanness

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Ungodly Saffron Blood Rage Church Building

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Blathering mint boiling water wagecucks



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Sexy arousing stage gaming laptop

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: copper useless brakes



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: scarlet beta whorehouse gay wizard

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: burgundy nowag

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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: out-of-control psychic headpube



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: big mentally impaired internal respiration jap

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Black site

Good luck and godspeed, friend

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Violet brunch athletic conference

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: 180 ceo sandwich

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: greedy stain parlor

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse pocket flask

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: appetizing property

Lucky

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: United States of West Israel



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