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HS principal just called to announce that my oldest is class valedictorian

Lol, what a great kid. And it's 100% self-directed -- I'm p...
crimson whorehouse
  05/01/24
180
wonderful school cafeteria
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Just chop the dick off and let do?
cyan hall love of her life
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Comical church twinkling uncleanness
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Nah this is a cis one. The middle two probably got brain da...
crimson whorehouse
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if you’re even 10% serious you should kill yourself fo...
Comical church twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/24
how about we chop off his dick ? and eye for an eye, a di...
provocative business firm hominid
  05/01/24
no argument from me
Comical church twinkling uncleanness
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Is this one of those schools with 30 valedictorians
blathering talented property
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Nah, it's a Catholic school so only one, and 4.0 is as high ...
crimson whorehouse
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“My kids are totally adrift and searching for meaning ...
Comical church twinkling uncleanness
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Congrats man. Another tally in the nature over nurture colum...
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He "announced" it to you? Did he read it over the...
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Nah he called my son into the office acting like it was some...
crimson whorehouse
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that is so fucking gay
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What college are they going to?
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Amzhers
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Comical church twinkling uncleanness
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Apologies if this takes away from your offspring's honours, ...
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Juts saw your poast about -- 180 billion.
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Congrats.
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If you really cared about the bort, you'd poast their colleg...
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Is it actually meritocratic? Wouldn’t be surprised if ...
bossy box office
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make a guess
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I mentioned above but this is a Catholic school so they just...
crimson whorehouse
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How am I "plainly stupid"? Do you actually think t...
bossy box office
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Nah man, because I've followed your posting over the last te...
crimson whorehouse
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"once-aspiring lawyer" Another one of your biza...
bossy box office
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I'm not saying that I've seen your transcript. I'm saying t...
crimson whorehouse
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Sure thing, chief. Maybe one day you will provide one (1) ac...
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Ohhh so the HUG rejection was because he’s cisgendered...
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Yeah, I'm a little resentful about that but whatever
crimson whorehouse
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burgundy cocky foreskin
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It's just "valetorian", actually.
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Jfc lol
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EHAP, you have to admit that this one was good.
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crimson whorehouse
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Probably the same reason that shitcons cheer for TSINAH's bo...
infuriating national security agency
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To be fair, I get ripped on for everything I poast. Not as m...
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he must've bombed the SAT/ACT if he only got a sniff (brown)...
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I forget the score but they said it was 98%ile. 1510 maybe....
crimson whorehouse
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"...at an unknown Catholic school" Goes the oth...
Exciting brunch stock car
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yeah you definitely fucked up not sending him to iolani. i k...
electric mentally impaired puppy trust fund
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I didn't decide to bring them out here until the admission c...
crimson whorehouse
  05/02/24
these days if you have a pulse you score >1560 on the SAT
arousing home son of senegal
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The same prereq to get into your pants, you disgusting slut.
orange chapel fortuitous meteor
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I only date SAT scores higher than mine, so try 1590 or 1600...
arousing home son of senegal
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I got a 1290. Rate me.
orange chapel fortuitous meteor
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I rate you as flame because no one on XO is that dumb, not e...
arousing home son of senegal
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Not flame. 700 math 590 verbal.
orange chapel fortuitous meteor
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Choosing not to believe that because deep down I respect all...
arousing home son of senegal
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Wow.
orange chapel fortuitous meteor
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Beatified
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his 1290 was prob from when the sat was actually challenging...
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How old do you think I am?
orange chapel fortuitous meteor
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old enough that you must have taken the pre-watered down ver...
At-the-ready Really Tough Guy
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did you sleep in and miss a section?
Ruddy Location Goal In Life
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I'm not a smart guy and did really poorly in HS.
orange chapel fortuitous meteor
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(florida state JD haver criticizing another person for low s...
judgmental flatulent market
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1290 is not low!
orange chapel fortuitous meteor
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remind me what undergrad you went to sis?
crimson whorehouse
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I'm sorry your kid isn't that smart. "98th percentile&q...
arousing home son of senegal
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So which school?
orange chapel fortuitous meteor
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Whoa, you went to MIT and Princeton? That's awesome; what d...
crimson whorehouse
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Holy fuck are you ever stupid. She obviously meant that for ...
bossy box office
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Holy fucking shit are you that big of a moron? Since when do...
infuriating national security agency
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Take it up with her, retard. Her post was saying “I fa...
bossy box office
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Goddamn you're stupid as fuck bro no offense
crimson whorehouse
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Got any actual evidence for this? For example, evidence of y...
bossy box office
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I'm willing to be proven wrong but afaik basically every R1 ...
arousing home son of senegal
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To be fair, admissions is kind of a black box, so nobody kno...
infuriating national security agency
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Wut? Since when are admissions for STEM at MIT/Princeton dif...
infuriating national security agency
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CQ, no chance that that plainly stupid bitch could've copped...
bossy box office
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times are very very different from 20 years ago
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congrats, brother
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Congrats to your child
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Is this the Hawaiian CPS? I'd like to report suspected child...
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What did his mom's reaction to the news?
hideous scourge upon the earth hospital
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She's thrilled, and texted, "weren't you the valedictor...
crimson whorehouse
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i was the one who warned you off of amherst if your kid is a...
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EPAH cut his dick off and the kid is half black.
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I remember that post. I think I responded that he's actuall...
crimson whorehouse
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valevagtorian you bigot
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Cr ranking but he moved during Covid
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Congratulations. Is it true that public schooling in Hawa...
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My sense is that it's not actually that bad if you live in t...
crimson whorehouse
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did your kids want to move to hawaii or were they like, 'noo...
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They all wanted to move. We spent a lot of time out here ev...
crimson whorehouse
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Cool. I would love to live in a place like that. Looks like ...
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They didn't get into HYP even checking "black" on ...
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:25 PM
Author: crimson whorehouse

Lol, what a great kid. And it's 100% self-directed -- I'm probably one of the least academically-involved parents in history.

Edit: Next to my ex-wife of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626111)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:02 PM
Author: wonderful school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626621)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM
Author: cyan hall love of her life

Just chop the dick off and let do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626123)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM
Author: Comical church twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626126)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:30 PM
Author: crimson whorehouse

Nah this is a cis one. The middle two probably got brain damage from the Lupron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626132)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Comical church twinkling uncleanness

if you’re even 10% serious you should kill yourself for being a failure as a father and human

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626140)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: provocative business firm hominid

how about we chop off his dick ?

and eye for an eye, a dick for a dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626557)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: Comical church twinkling uncleanness

no argument from me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627146)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM
Author: blathering talented property

Is this one of those schools with 30 valedictorians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626127)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: crimson whorehouse

Nah, it's a Catholic school so only one, and 4.0 is as high as grades can go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626129)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: Comical church twinkling uncleanness

“My kids are totally adrift and searching for meaning first in self mutilation and now academic achievement. Am I a great parent or what?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626131)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:36 PM
Author: ultramarine kink-friendly main people

Congrats man. Another tally in the nature over nurture column.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626149)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:40 PM
Author: arousing home son of senegal



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:36 PM
Author: plum nursing home jew



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:00 AM
Author: sadistic office feces



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: supple naked sex offender church building



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Sooty curious volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47628773)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: aromatic school liquid oxygen

He "announced" it to you? Did he read it over the school's PA system into the phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626155)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:27 PM
Author: misanthropic zombie-like temple bbw



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: crimson whorehouse

Nah he called my son into the office acting like it was something serious then had my son call me on speakerphone, and "announced" it to both of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626413)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:10 PM
Author: Umber Lascivious Tanning Salon

that is so fucking gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626495)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: misanthropic zombie-like temple bbw



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: violet athletic conference



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:39 PM
Author: Appetizing Therapy Senate

What college are they going to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626157)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:40 PM
Author: rebellious charismatic dog poop pervert

Amzhers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626160)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: Comical church twinkling uncleanness



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Exciting brunch stock car

Apologies if this takes away from your offspring's honours, but I want to hijack this thread to RAIL against the fact that high school often will have like 20 valedictorians now. It's absurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626175)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Exciting brunch stock car

Juts saw your poast about -- 180 billion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626177)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:00 AM
Author: sadistic office feces



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: swollen bespoke knife orchestra pit

Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626178)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:24 PM
Author: Saffron multi-colored nowag sanctuary

If you really cared about the bort, you'd poast their college essays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626237)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: arousing home son of senegal



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:22 PM
Author: bossy box office

Is it actually meritocratic? Wouldn’t be surprised if the valedictorian selection process has affirmative action for trannies of color

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626370)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:28 PM
Author: Submissive underhanded mad cow disease hissy fit

make a guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626387)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: crimson whorehouse

I mentioned above but this is a Catholic school so they just go by GPA.

Supposing you could find a lady who would let you stick it in her, maybe you can have successful kids too idk. Given how plainly stupid you are, the odds against this outcome are astronomical, but you should try anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626425)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: bossy box office

How am I "plainly stupid"? Do you actually think this is demonstrated by my not knowing random things like "Catholic schools use GPA for valedictorian" or are you just butthurt that I often point out that your kids are mentally ill freaks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626925)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:44 AM
Author: crimson whorehouse

Nah man, because I've followed your posting over the last ten years, and everything about it screams "insecure low-IQ once-aspiring lawyer."

If you reflect for two seconds you'll realize this yourself. I'm sure that even in your own life you encounter people who are far stupider than you, and must be like, "wow, that person is stupid." It's like that, hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627058)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:37 AM
Author: bossy box office

"once-aspiring lawyer"

Another one of your bizarre made-up claims. I've never wanted to be a lawyer, nor suggested in any way that I've ever wanted to be one. Sort of like how you used to constantly post that I had an "atrocious academic record" or some such thing - literally just made up out of thin air; I've never posted anything positive or negative about my academic record.

"I'm sure that even in your own life you encounter people who are far stupider than you, and must be like, "wow, that person is stupid.""

Yes, absolutely - like when I encounter the retards on here who are too stupid to not get outed constantly, or to not marry a literal crackhead. Wonder what life is like for these poor souls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627109)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:54 AM
Author: crimson whorehouse

I'm not saying that I've seen your transcript. I'm saying that from the way you write and "reason," it's obvious that you weren't a kid who was "good at school."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47628043)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: bossy box office

Sure thing, chief. Maybe one day you will provide one (1) actual example of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47628769)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:27 PM
Author: hideous scourge upon the earth hospital



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:31 PM
Author: burgundy cocky foreskin

Ohhh so the HUG rejection was because he’s cisgendered. That makes way more sense. Hawaii is about as maxed out on geodiviersity as you can get and he’s black with parents (or a parent) who can pay full sticker, so it makes sense he’d get Amherst and not HUG when they are now required to admit 60% Asians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626395)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: crimson whorehouse

Yeah, I'm a little resentful about that but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626427)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: burgundy cocky foreskin

He’ll make a damn fine little bitch associate for his Asian partner daddy in 7-8 years, bro. Damn fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626514)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: vermilion insecure national windowlicker

It's just "valetorian", actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626404)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Mahogany institution



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: rebellious charismatic dog poop pervert

Jfc lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626482)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:10 PM
Author: Exciting brunch stock car

EHAP, you have to admit that this one was good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626493)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: crimson whorehouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_zG-ujFZbM&ab_channel=COMEALONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626550)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: arousing home son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626635)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:18 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Laughsome Den Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626667)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Ruddy Location Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626820)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: translucent odious pocket flask community account

Thank you for this. I needed this laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626850)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Self-centered ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626987)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:49 AM
Author: infuriating national security agency

I'm not a transphobe and I'm a big EPAH fan. But I will admit I loled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627136)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: Comical church twinkling uncleanness

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627147)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:00 AM
Author: sadistic office feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627221)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: vermilion insecure national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47630118)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:16 AM
Author: confused pontificating french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627228)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:30 AM
Author: bossy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627994)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: out-of-control jet state dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47628585)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Sooty curious volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47628772)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: Canary dragon ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47629043)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Pumonymous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#49246725)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Jake Tapper's "Literally Nothing"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#49246728)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#49246739)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: unemployed racist loser with hot asian wife tp

Man I wish I’d come up with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#49246747)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Jake Tapper's "Literally Nothing"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#49246771)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: crimson whorehouse

Anyone have thoughts on why this little piece of news would make shitcons ^^^ get so YSFFM?

This makes them even madder than when I observe that Drumpf is an orange retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626432)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: infuriating national security agency

Probably the same reason that shitcons cheer for TSINAH's bogus lawsuits even though he is an objective piece of shit who makes fun of homeless people. Tribalism is a powerful. Plus transphobia.

I'm no shitcon, so I'll say congratulations to both you and your son. That's 180, and I wish future success to both of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626501)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Exciting brunch stock car

To be fair, I get ripped on for everything I poast. Not as many responses though, because I'm not an xo celebrity like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626505)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:09 PM
Author: electric mentally impaired puppy trust fund

he must've bombed the SAT/ACT if he only got a sniff (brown) of the ivy league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626491)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: crimson whorehouse

I forget the score but they said it was 98%ile. 1510 maybe. But yeah he got dinged at HYP. I'm thinking if you go to either Punahou or a public high school with those stats they let you in, but he's at an unknown Catholic school which probably counts against him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626549)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Exciting brunch stock car

"...at an unknown Catholic school"

Goes the other way.

School only matter to the extent there are more than two kids they want to accept from the school. Then you will get dinged if you're not the best of the kids at that school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626571)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: electric mentally impaired puppy trust fund

yeah you definitely fucked up not sending him to iolani. i knew a relatively normal guy when we were young who transformed into a chad before going off to harvard. definitely something in the water over there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626762)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:47 AM
Author: crimson whorehouse

I didn't decide to bring them out here until the admission cycle had passed for both Punahou and Iolani. That's my fault, but whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627061)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:08 PM
Author: arousing home son of senegal

these days if you have a pulse you score >1560 on the SAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626638)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: orange chapel fortuitous meteor

The same prereq to get into your pants, you disgusting slut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626682)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: arousing home son of senegal

I only date SAT scores higher than mine, so try 1590 or 1600 (preferred)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626684)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: orange chapel fortuitous meteor

I got a 1290. Rate me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626689)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: arousing home son of senegal

I rate you as flame because no one on XO is that dumb, not even lex after the fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626692)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: orange chapel fortuitous meteor

Not flame. 700 math 590 verbal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626701)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:30 PM
Author: arousing home son of senegal

Choosing not to believe that because deep down I respect all poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626704)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: orange chapel fortuitous meteor

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626714)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Charcoal violent locus

Beatified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626931)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: At-the-ready Really Tough Guy

his 1290 was prob from when the sat was actually challenging and no one studied for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626827)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: orange chapel fortuitous meteor

How old do you think I am?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626864)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:19 AM
Author: At-the-ready Really Tough Guy

old enough that you must have taken the pre-watered down version of the test. complete retards can get a 1290 on the current one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627972)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Ruddy Location Goal In Life

did you sleep in and miss a section?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626824)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: orange chapel fortuitous meteor

I'm not a smart guy and did really poorly in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626863)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: judgmental flatulent market

(florida state JD haver criticizing another person for low standardized testing performance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626928)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:13 AM
Author: orange chapel fortuitous meteor

1290 is not low!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627227)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:47 AM
Author: crimson whorehouse

remind me what undergrad you went to sis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627063)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: arousing home son of senegal

I'm sorry your kid isn't that smart. "98th percentile" on today's bell curve is not great. Also I went to school for hard STEM, not pre-law basket-weaving. MIT and Princeton fizziks programs are a little more competitive than exploratory studies for heroin children at a LAC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627245)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 7:03 AM
Author: orange chapel fortuitous meteor

So which school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627249)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:55 AM
Author: crimson whorehouse

Whoa, you went to MIT and Princeton? That's awesome; what do you do for work now girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47628050)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: bossy box office

Holy fuck are you ever stupid. She obviously meant that for someone like her who wanted to study hard STEM, it’s more excusable to have failed to get into a MIT/Princeton-level school, since hard STEM program admissions there are extremely competitive. She wasn’t implying that she went to MIT/Princeton.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47628228)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: infuriating national security agency

Holy fucking shit are you that big of a moron? Since when do Ivies admit by major? You clearly have never even sniffed a prestigious school. Yes, if you go to some state school, you might have to apply to the business or computer science major because the demand for these majors exceeds the number of seats in the classes. But that's not an issue at prestigious schools. At Stanford, classes literally cannot "fill up." If the number of students in the class exceeds the number of seats in the classroom, then they have to find a bigger classroom. The fact that you think that FizzKidd got dinged because she was applying for STEM shows that you were probably too stupid to even apply to any legitimate schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47628289)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:26 PM
Author: bossy box office

Take it up with her, retard. Her post was saying “I failed to get into a good school because I was applying for STEM,” not “I went to MIT/Princeton” as EPAH stupidly thought. I wasn’t commenting on how plausible the excuse was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47628314)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: crimson whorehouse

Goddamn you're stupid as fuck bro no offense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47628458)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:53 PM
Author: bossy box office

Got any actual evidence for this? For example, evidence of you being a giant retard includes (among much else) the hilarious failure of basic reading comprehension you exhibited above in your reply to fizzkid. Or do you only have fairytales about my “academic record”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47628692)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: arousing home son of senegal

I'm willing to be proven wrong but afaik basically every R1 school discriminates by declared major

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47629235)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: infuriating national security agency

To be fair, admissions is kind of a black box, so nobody knows for sure. But given that most Ivies let you change majors any time for any reason, I doubt that they are admitting certain majors at higher rates:

https://www.ivyscholars.com/does-your-major-affect-admission/

The only exception I can think of is Penn, where admission to Wharton is much more difficult than admission to Arts and Sciences. And sorry, but if anything, being female and listing physics as your desired major gave you an enormous boost.

Assuming you are not flame, all I can say is that sucks to apply to college while Asian. Elite colleges assume that Asian applicants will have perfect SAT scores, so they basically count for nothing. You won't be admitted without some exceptional extracurriculars. At least that was the case historically. I'm going to LJL at the racists who attacked affirmative action on this bort for years who will be demanding it be reinstated once all of the Ivies are 80%+ Asian in the post-AA world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47629591)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: infuriating national security agency

Wut? Since when are admissions for STEM at MIT/Princeton different from admissions to any other major? And even if they were, then you should be doubly embarrassed for getting dinged as a female. The boost from being female in engineering/physics admission is far greater than any type of URM boost to Amherst (especially since AA is illegal now). Sorry about your tiny yellow clit, sis. (That meme doesn't work as well when directed at an Asian female, I suppose.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47628301)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: bossy box office

CQ, no chance that that plainly stupid bitch could've copped *checks notes* “Utah State University, B.S., Environmental Studies”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627958)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 8:10 AM
Author: Trip snowy yarmulke useless brakes

times are very very different from 20 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47630454)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:42 PM
Author: Racy Learning Disabled People Who Are Hurt

congrats, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626570)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:02 PM
Author: orange chapel fortuitous meteor

Congrats to your child

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626620)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Onyx alcoholic idiot

Is this the Hawaiian CPS? I'd like to report suspected child abuse. Parent is posting on a racist chat bort about his kids. Again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626698)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: translucent odious pocket flask community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626991)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: hideous scourge upon the earth hospital

What did his mom's reaction to the news?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626699)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: crimson whorehouse

She's thrilled, and texted, "weren't you the valedictorian?" (I wasn't, but only b/c I skipped too many classes my senior year to go down to the Colorado River to smoke cigs and drink beer with my friends)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627068)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: judgmental flatulent market

i was the one who warned you off of amherst if your kid is an AA token. if he got straight As in private school without tiger parenting in the background, he will likely excel in that environment and actually take advantage of a good liberal arts faculty. congrats brother, your kid is a scholar and you should be proud. LOL at all the seething poasters ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626932)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: translucent odious pocket flask community account

EPAH cut his dick off and the kid is half black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47626986)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: crimson whorehouse

I remember that post. I think I responded that he's actually smart, but probably hadn't mentioned that it was 100% self-driven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627070)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:48 AM
Author: Galvanic Clear Antidepressant Drug Locale

valevagtorian you bigot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627066)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:55 AM
Author: Cowardly Marvelous Address Roommate

This is pretty cool

Is it SH/SI/Riordan? Or somewhere Marin?

If SI very prestigious

If SH respectable

If Riordan still good but I miss Mercy

If Marin prestigious unless it’s the school with all of the Jocks in which case what did xe letter in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627137)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:57 AM
Author: Obsidian crackhouse gaping

Cr ranking but he moved during Covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627140)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:59 AM
Author: Cowardly Marvelous Address Roommate

Big island or one of the less big ones?

I’m embarrassed for not paying proper attention to detail and will Shephardize my threads going forward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627141)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:26 AM
Author: brilliant mexican

Congrats brother!

As the father of very small children having them graduate college seems so very far away, but I'm sure it will be here before I know it. It seems like only yesterday I myself was in college, but then I do some math and I realize that was like 30 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627149)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 5:18 AM
Author: orange chapel fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47627205)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:35 AM
Author: lime embarrassed to the bone native

Congratulations.

Is it true that public schooling in Hawaii is very bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47628001)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: crimson whorehouse

My sense is that it's not actually that bad if you live in the right area. Somehow it just came to be a tradition out here that if you can afford it you send your kids to private school. In retrospect I should've sent them to public schools since we live in a nice area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47628056)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Trip snowy yarmulke useless brakes

did your kids want to move to hawaii or were they like, 'noo my friends are here i dont want to move to an island'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47628321)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: crimson whorehouse

They all wanted to move. We spent a lot of time out here ever since they were babies. Plus they were running out of things to say when their classmates asked why their mom hadn't been around for a few months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47628462)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Trip snowy yarmulke useless brakes

Cool. I would love to live in a place like that. Looks like paradise. Congrats to your kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47628806)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: frum rigor

They didn't get into HYP even checking "black" on the application?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47628603)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: crimson whorehouse

Yeah. Racism is deeply rooted in those institutions I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47628783)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 4:05 AM
Author: infuriating national security agency

I find it amazing that poasters on a law bort seem to be oblivious to the fact that affirmative action is now illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47630278)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Wild friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47629606)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: orange chapel fortuitous meteor

Childless board shrew feels threatened by another poster's smart kid. Very weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47629825)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 8:09 AM
Author: Trip snowy yarmulke useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2,#47630451)