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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Ultramarine step-uncle's house
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Provocative cuckold
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
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  03/02/24
...
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  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
nighttime cocky son of senegal athletic conference
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Provocative cuckold
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
nighttime cocky son of senegal athletic conference
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Provocative cuckold
  03/02/24
lmao
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  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
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  03/03/24
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  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Disturbing Opaque Area Dog Poop
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Ultramarine step-uncle's house
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
insanely creepy lime black woman
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Ultramarine step-uncle's house
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
insanely creepy lime black woman
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Overrated voyeur ceo
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
floppy dead parlor faggotry
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
razzle-dazzle maniacal station
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
exhilarant hall
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
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  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Aggressive Crusty Locus
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
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  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
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  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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Ultramarine step-uncle's house
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
aphrodisiac mad-dog skullcap
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Ultramarine step-uncle's house
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
aphrodisiac mad-dog skullcap
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
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  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
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  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Ultramarine step-uncle's house
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
twinkling stage macaca
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Ultramarine step-uncle's house
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
flirting meetinghouse
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
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  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Ultramarine step-uncle's house
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
swashbuckling abode
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
exhilarant hall
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
floppy dead parlor faggotry
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
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  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
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  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
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Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
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(Steve Jobs' ghost)
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"shit"
Aggressive Crusty Locus
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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O fortuitous anal cancer
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Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
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  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Ultramarine step-uncle's house
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
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  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Ultramarine step-uncle's house
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
insanely creepy lime black woman
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Ultramarine step-uncle's house
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
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  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
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  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
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  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Ultramarine step-uncle's house
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
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  03/11/24
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you'll get through this, brother
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immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
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Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
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This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/11/24
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  03/13/24
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Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
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  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
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  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
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  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
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  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
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Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
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  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Provocative cuckold

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Bright private investor clown

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: crawly headpube



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: nighttime cocky son of senegal athletic conference

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Provocative cuckold

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: nighttime cocky son of senegal athletic conference

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Provocative cuckold

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Silver Lodge Place Of Business

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Violet nibblets

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: hyperventilating regret



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Disturbing Opaque Area Dog Poop

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: insanely creepy lime black woman

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy lime black woman

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Overrated voyeur ceo

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: floppy dead parlor faggotry

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle maniacal station

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: exhilarant hall

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: hairraiser boistinker

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Aggressive Crusty Locus

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Motley Flesh Stock Car Address

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: boyish institution coldplay fan

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: splenetic blue genital piercing den



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Passionate alcoholic french chef



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: splenetic blue genital piercing den

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Passionate alcoholic french chef

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Silver Lodge Place Of Business



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Bateful Embarrassed To The Bone Range Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: demanding vibrant sandwich

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mad-dog skullcap

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mad-dog skullcap

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: clear rehab

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: nighttime cocky son of senegal athletic conference

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: twinkling stage macaca

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: flirting meetinghouse

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Orange hyperactive new version

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling abode

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: exhilarant hall

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: floppy dead parlor faggotry

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Motley Flesh Stock Car Address

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Overrated voyeur ceo

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Motley Flesh Stock Car Address

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: mentally impaired telephone

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: judgmental nursing home travel guidebook

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Aggressive Crusty Locus

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: tan trip cruise ship

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: pearly goal in life quadroon

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: marvelous khaki queen of the night idiot

O fortuitous anal cancer

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Appetizing brass parlour

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: judgmental nursing home travel guidebook

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal racy trust fund national

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Insane Bawdyhouse

Did his dick hurt

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: up-to-no-good insecure school

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: nubile sanctuary

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: multi-colored beta tanning salon personal credit line

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: insanely creepy lime black woman

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Disturbing Opaque Area Dog Poop

Excellent flame

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: judgmental nursing home travel guidebook

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Exciting Pozpig

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Exciting Pozpig

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy maize garrison



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Overrated voyeur ceo

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: grizzly space

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Motley Flesh Stock Car Address

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Motley Flesh Stock Car Address

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: hairraiser boistinker

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: grizzly space



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Exciting Pozpig

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: territorial liquid oxygen

120

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: hyperventilating regret



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: cheese-eating pervert love of her life



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: sadistic thriller old irish cottage



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: exhilarant hall

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz internal respiration generalized bond

biannual ass blasting TP

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Cyan Sinister Corner



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: razzle ruddy center

Damn daddy Godspeed

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: crawly headpube



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz internal respiration generalized bond

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: grizzly space

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Aquamarine Gunner Incel

What all can you eat on this diet

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal racy trust fund national

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Insane Bawdyhouse

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: multi-colored beta tanning salon personal credit line

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Cyan Sinister Corner

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: floppy dead parlor faggotry

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Offensive dysfunction university



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Windowlicker



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Greedy dragon



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy maize garrison



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Sickened roast beef

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: exhilarant hall

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz internal respiration generalized bond

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: obsidian violent useless brakes

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: floppy dead parlor faggotry

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Pea-brained swollen marketing idea mother



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine step-uncle's house

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: crawly headpube

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy maize garrison



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Disrespectful temple affirmative action

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Zippy peach corn cake



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Mind-boggling Cuckoldry Site

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: naked gas station

Pulling for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Overrated voyeur ceo



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Insane Bawdyhouse

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: carnelian erotic legal warrant blood rage

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: cheese-eating pervert love of her life

we're all for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Free-loading vermilion orchestra pit

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: razzle ruddy center

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Exciting Pozpig

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2,#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: frisky dull jewess

Lucky

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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: United States of West Israel



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