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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Exhilarant becky
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
passionate learning disabled box office brethren
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
passionate learning disabled box office brethren
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
apoplectic voyeur market
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
passionate learning disabled box office brethren
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
apoplectic voyeur market
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
passionate learning disabled box office brethren
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Exhilarant becky
  01/05/26
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Exhilarant becky
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
passionate learning disabled box office brethren
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Exhilarant becky
  01/06/26
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glittery orchestra pit international law enforcement agency
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
passionate learning disabled box office brethren
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Vigorous son of senegal
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
doobsian gas station antidepressant drug
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Dashing maniacal property
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
passionate learning disabled box office brethren
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
self-centered effete kitchen idea he suggested
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
passionate learning disabled box office brethren
  01/06/26
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Histrionic locus
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Dashing maniacal property
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
passionate learning disabled box office brethren
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
self-centered effete kitchen idea he suggested
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
passionate learning disabled box office brethren
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
self-centered effete kitchen idea he suggested
  01/06/26
Lmao
Exhilarant becky
  01/06/26
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Sable mood multi-billionaire
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
fragrant pervert
  01/06/26
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apoplectic voyeur market
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant becky

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: passionate learning disabled box office brethren

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: passionate learning disabled box office brethren

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: apoplectic voyeur market

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: passionate learning disabled box office brethren

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: apoplectic voyeur market

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: passionate learning disabled box office brethren

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant becky

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: passionate learning disabled box office brethren

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant becky

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: glittery orchestra pit international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: passionate learning disabled box office brethren

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Vigorous son of senegal

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: doobsian gas station antidepressant drug

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal property

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: passionate learning disabled box office brethren

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: self-centered effete kitchen idea he suggested

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: passionate learning disabled box office brethren

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Histrionic locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Dashing maniacal property

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: passionate learning disabled box office brethren

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: self-centered effete kitchen idea he suggested

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: passionate learning disabled box office brethren

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: self-centered effete kitchen idea he suggested

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant becky

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Sable mood multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: fragrant pervert

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: apoplectic voyeur market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566761)