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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
deranged brass round eye
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
salmon generalized bond stage
  04/09/24
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Haunting lettuce
  08/30/24
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Arousing ungodly meetinghouse mexican
  02/11/25
*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
sooty depressive
  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
Razzle-dazzle blood rage boltzmann
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
Razzle-dazzle blood rage boltzmann
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
Razzle-dazzle blood rage boltzmann
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
Razzle-dazzle blood rage boltzmann
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
Razzle-dazzle blood rage boltzmann
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
saffron theater mad cow disease
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
Razzle-dazzle blood rage boltzmann
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
bull headed translucent nowag
  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
motley arrogant codepig parlour
  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
cerebral home mental disorder
  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
motley arrogant codepig parlour
  04/10/24
Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
talented institution
  04/09/24
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hideous boistinker orchestra pit
  04/09/24
It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
talented institution
  04/09/24
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Marvelous Onyx Theater Stage Legend
  04/09/24
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balding at-the-ready factory reset button
  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
Glittery windowlicker
  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
Glittery windowlicker
  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
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curious kitchen
  04/09/24
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balding at-the-ready factory reset button
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vivacious faggotry new version
  04/09/24
To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
Marvelous Onyx Theater Stage Legend
  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
talented institution
  04/09/24
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amethyst mediation
  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
saffron theater mad cow disease
  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
saffron theater mad cow disease
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
?
saffron theater mad cow disease
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
talented institution
  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
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talented institution
  04/10/24
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Out-of-control goyim
  04/10/24
Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
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honey-headed pungent circlehead
  02/19/25
Please don't molest any of those kids
misunderstood dragon
  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
misunderstood dragon
  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
misunderstood dragon
  04/09/24
You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
I suggested you don't commit a crime. You falsely accused...
misunderstood dragon
  04/09/24
It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so s...
motley arrogant codepig parlour
  04/09/24
TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
Pea-brained Magical Corner
  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
deranged brass round eye
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
salmon generalized bond stage
  04/09/24
Pedophile.
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
Yes you are
deranged brass round eye
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Out-of-control goyim
  04/09/24
dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ st...
Sticky Impertinent Haunted Graveyard Property
  04/10/24
"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn
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Arousing ungodly meetinghouse mexican
  02/20/25
Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The vi...
disgusting plaza
  04/10/24
The view of what, exactly?
Marvelous Onyx Theater Stage Legend
  04/10/24
Thats not me
Out-of-control goyim
  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
Razzle-dazzle blood rage boltzmann
  04/10/24
A very dumb one
tan comical partner police squad
  04/10/24
Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
harsh field
  04/10/24
The view. Lol.
Abusive laser beams
  04/10/24
Spaceporn? Your response?
harsh field
  04/10/24
I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
harsh field
  04/10/24
I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
Out-of-control goyim
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
Razzle-dazzle blood rage boltzmann
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
Aqua Area Elastic Band
  04/11/24
I really like it here.
Flickering Scarlet Whorehouse
  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
Abusive laser beams
  04/10/24
I don't see anything.
Flickering Scarlet Whorehouse
  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
Abusive laser beams
  04/10/24
sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Amer...
Bright International Law Enforcement Agency Mother
  04/10/24
it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arre...
racy sandwich tank
  04/10/24
I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one ...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/10/24
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Flickering Scarlet Whorehouse
  04/11/24
you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
anal nubile brethren
  04/10/24
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motley arrogant codepig parlour
  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
impressive kitty cat
  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
Abusive laser beams
  04/11/24
I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t beli...
impressive kitty cat
  04/11/24
Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are &ldqu...
soul-stirring indirect expression
  04/11/24
he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
motley arrogant codepig parlour
  04/11/24
It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases me...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/11/24
this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
motley arrogant codepig parlour
  04/11/24
Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
motley arrogant codepig parlour
  04/11/24
There are rules here? If those rules are kept
Out-of-control goyim
  04/11/24
CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
citrine irradiated old irish cottage
  04/11/24
Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the di...
impressive kitty cat
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hideous boistinker orchestra pit
  04/11/24
What’s up with the outting
Out-of-control goyim
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Pea-brained Magical Corner
  04/11/24
What’s with the outting
Out-of-control goyim
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Pea-brained Magical Corner
  04/11/24
Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/11/24
??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so ...
Pea-brained Magical Corner
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hideous boistinker orchestra pit
  04/11/24
That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop...
Out-of-control goyim
  04/11/24
yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't ...
motley arrogant codepig parlour
  04/11/24
Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did y...
hideous boistinker orchestra pit
  04/11/24
Wow
citrine irradiated old irish cottage
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serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice&quo...
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motley arrogant codepig parlour
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i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs
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  02/11/25
wow lmfao how did i miss this
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: deranged brass round eye

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: salmon generalized bond stage

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Haunting lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#48026456)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Arousing ungodly meetinghouse mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#48645790)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: sooty depressive

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle blood rage boltzmann

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle blood rage boltzmann

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle blood rage boltzmann

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle blood rage boltzmann

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle blood rage boltzmann

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: saffron theater mad cow disease

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle blood rage boltzmann

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: bull headed translucent nowag

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: motley arrogant codepig parlour

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: cerebral home mental disorder

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: motley arrogant codepig parlour

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: talented institution

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: hideous boistinker orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: talented institution

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Marvelous Onyx Theater Stage Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569406)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: balding at-the-ready factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573248)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: Glittery windowlicker

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Glittery windowlicker

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: curious kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569827)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: balding at-the-ready factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573247)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: vivacious faggotry new version



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Marvelous Onyx Theater Stage Legend

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: talented institution

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: amethyst mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569393)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: saffron theater mad cow disease

How’s the spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569409)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: saffron theater mad cow disease

The bar spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569412)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: saffron theater mad cow disease

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: talented institution

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: talented institution

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47572042)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47572157)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: vivacious faggotry new version

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569466)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: motley arrogant codepig parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569470)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: gaped adventurous shrine yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47570546)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: honey-headed pungent circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573719)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: fragrant puce center boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#48676933)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: honey-headed pungent circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#48677120)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: misunderstood dragon

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: misunderstood dragon

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: misunderstood dragon

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: misunderstood dragon

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: motley arrogant codepig parlour

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: Pea-brained Magical Corner

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: deranged brass round eye

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: salmon generalized bond stage

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: deranged brass round eye

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569780)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Sticky Impertinent Haunted Graveyard Property

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: Underhanded appetizing national security agency giraffe

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47570111)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: insecure temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573316)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Sticky Impertinent Haunted Graveyard Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573560)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: Arousing ungodly meetinghouse mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#48677595)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: disgusting plaza

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Marvelous Onyx Theater Stage Legend

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle blood rage boltzmann

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: tan comical partner police squad

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: harsh field

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Abusive laser beams

The view. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: harsh field

Spaceporn? Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47570590)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: harsh field

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle blood rage boltzmann

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: Aqua Area Elastic Band

You’re a sick pedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: Flickering Scarlet Whorehouse

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Abusive laser beams

Check yr throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Flickering Scarlet Whorehouse

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Abusive laser beams

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Bright International Law Enforcement Agency Mother

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: racy sandwich tank

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: Flickering Scarlet Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573039)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: anal nubile brethren

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: motley arrogant codepig parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47571055)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: impressive kitty cat

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: Abusive laser beams

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: impressive kitty cat

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: soul-stirring indirect expression

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: motley arrogant codepig parlour

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: motley arrogant codepig parlour

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: motley arrogant codepig parlour

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: citrine irradiated old irish cottage

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: impressive kitty cat

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: hideous boistinker orchestra pit

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573127)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

What’s up with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Pea-brained Magical Corner

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573622)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Pea-brained Magical Corner

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573636)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Pea-brained Magical Corner

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: hideous boistinker orchestra pit

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573698)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Out-of-control goyim

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: motley arrogant codepig parlour

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: hideous boistinker orchestra pit

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573705)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: citrine irradiated old irish cottage

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47573152)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: motley arrogant codepig parlour

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: motley arrogant codepig parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#48026466)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: bull headed translucent nowag

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#47576573)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Pea-brained Magical Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#48026450)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pearly sweet tailpipe turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#48228771)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: motley arrogant codepig parlour

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#48228777)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: razzmatazz idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#48645694)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Slap-happy vengeful church

wow

lmfao how did i miss this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#48645786)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: violent preventive strike



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: carnelian autistic ladyboy

Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2,#48677064)



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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Dave Prole



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