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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
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"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
Misanthropic water buffalo
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
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He's obliged to
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cr. bro code.
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Apartments are prole.
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These are condos with a rental limit
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*MFH posters furious*
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upset
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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Did you cum
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Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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Damn
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If she can't take you at your worst
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: soul-stirring public bath new version

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Misanthropic water buffalo

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: rebellious indian lodge

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Yellow chad hospital

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: hairraiser mood regret

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: lilac selfie point

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring public bath new version

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: emerald splenetic generalized bond ladyboy

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: rebellious indian lodge

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Glittery Navy Associate

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Drab appetizing tank

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: soul-stirring public bath new version

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: bateful opaque property

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Floppy Bearded Church Nowag

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: ivory racy step-uncle's house mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: bipolar principal's office

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: vermilion school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Vengeful Mildly Autistic Range

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: mustard hilarious sanctuary

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring public bath new version

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Histrionic giraffe becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: fuchsia dilemma travel guidebook

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Arousing anal lodge

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: talking office dingle berry

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: soul-stirring public bath new version

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: sienna confused gunner

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: soul-stirring public bath new version

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: fuchsia dilemma travel guidebook

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Charcoal Heaven Dopamine

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: unholy den community account

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Arousing anal lodge

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring public bath new version

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Titillating White Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: azure faggot firefighter ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: know-it-all business firm

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Plum beady-eyed karate sweet tailpipe

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: soul-stirring public bath new version

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Plum beady-eyed karate sweet tailpipe

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: soul-stirring public bath new version

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: frum resort

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Laughsome godawful sound barrier stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Plum beady-eyed karate sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Olive space clown

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Vengeful Mildly Autistic Range

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: hairraiser mood regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: frum resort

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: yapping vivacious address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring public bath new version

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Vengeful Mildly Autistic Range

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible pale party of the first part pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39764365)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Sinister Lay Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Drab appetizing tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: azure faggot firefighter ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: ungodly hissy fit brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: bipolar principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: heady national security agency

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Crawly Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling fighting depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: naked pearly deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Vengeful Mildly Autistic Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: startling filthy senate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: sepia pontificating chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: poppy crackhouse

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Laughsome godawful sound barrier stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Bull headed doctorate plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Drab appetizing tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: wonderful therapy

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: bipolar principal's office

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Plum beady-eyed karate sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Vengeful Mildly Autistic Range

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: Nubile Theater Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: Laughsome godawful sound barrier stag film

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Crawly Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: Cerebral Internet-worthy Corner Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling fighting depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: sickened pit fanboi

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: indecent library gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: Talented nofapping hell corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: 180 immigrant

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring public bath new version

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: Nubile Theater Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Sinister Lay Sandwich

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: hairraiser mood regret

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Sinister Lay Sandwich

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: rough-skinned dragon tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: dashing violet sneaky criminal

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: zippy brilliant house

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring public bath new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac weed whacker

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: Coiffed fortuitous meteor casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Vigorous cruel-hearted site

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: High-end disrespectful gas station mother

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: sepia pontificating chapel

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: azure faggot firefighter ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: cocky puce theatre international law enforcement agency

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Drab appetizing tank

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring public bath new version

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: gay irradiated antidepressant drug national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: azure faggot firefighter ceo

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Drab appetizing tank

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: startling filthy senate

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: heady national security agency

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: hairraiser mood regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: cobalt supple turdskin

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: bipolar principal's office

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: fuchsia dilemma travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Crawly Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: diverse knife

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: azure faggot firefighter ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: ultramarine comical nursing home factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Plum beady-eyed karate sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: aphrodisiac weed whacker

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: hairraiser mood regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Razzle marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Laughsome godawful sound barrier stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Jet-lagged hot institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Vengeful Mildly Autistic Range

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: cobalt supple turdskin

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Vengeful Mildly Autistic Range

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: frum resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: heady national security agency

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: yapping vivacious address

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: soul-stirring public bath new version

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: cobalt supple turdskin

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: yapping vivacious address

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: aphrodisiac weed whacker

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: High-end disrespectful gas station mother

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: azure faggot firefighter ceo

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Glittery Navy Associate

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring public bath new version

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: heady national security agency

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: stimulating dysfunction internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Trip box office

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring public bath new version

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: heady national security agency

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: sienna confused gunner

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring public bath new version

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone famous landscape painting patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: heady national security agency

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Coiffed fortuitous meteor casino

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: big bonkers menage trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: Vengeful Mildly Autistic Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: transparent odious whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: dashing violet sneaky criminal

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Purple Reading Party

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Vengeful Mildly Autistic Range

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Jet-lagged hot institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2,#49346693)