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There’s a polymarket for whether Jesus returns this year

This market will resolve to "Yes" if The Second Co...
Ivory Telephone Patrolman
  11/18/25
almost $2 million in volume this year
Ivory Telephone Patrolman
  11/18/25
can someone explain the thought process of a person who beli...
Excitant balding boltzmann feces
  11/18/25
people really believe this stuff man we’ve been try...
Ivory Telephone Patrolman
  11/18/25
Dispensationalists and Christian Zionists (the politicians w...
Light titillating meetinghouse
  11/18/25
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Fear-inspiring Exhilarant Deer Antler Reading Party
  11/18/25
https://x.com/polymarket/status/2019041469643022444?s=46
Ivory Telephone Patrolman
  02/04/26
What’s crazy is that the price of Yes is basically dri...
Contagious Digit Ratio Stock Car
  02/04/26
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Ivory Telephone Patrolman
  02/04/26
“risk free” what if he returns though?
Ivory Telephone Patrolman
  02/04/26
I said “like” risk free. The coupon is your eter...
Contagious Digit Ratio Stock Car
  02/04/26
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Contagious Digit Ratio Stock Car
  02/04/26
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fart nigger
  02/18/26
Not quite risk free because Polymarket is not FDIC insured. ...
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  02/18/26
All time high https://x.com/spencerhakimian/status/202396...
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  02/18/26


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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Ivory Telephone Patrolman

This market will resolve to "Yes" if The Second Coming of Jesus Christ occurs by December 31, 2025, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No".

The resolution source for this market will be a consensus of credible sources.

2025 market:

https://polymarket.com/event/will-jesus-christ-return-in-2025?tid=1763503635796

2026 market:

https://polymarket.com/event/will-jesus-christ-return-before-2027

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2,#49441597)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Ivory Telephone Patrolman

almost $2 million in volume this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2,#49441598)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Excitant balding boltzmann feces

can someone explain the thought process of a person who believes in this enough to put real money on it BUT presumably expects to benefit from a correct wager? is it just jews hedging the market?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2,#49441626)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Ivory Telephone Patrolman

people really believe this stuff man

we’ve been trying to tell you guys for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2,#49441645)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Light titillating meetinghouse

Dispensationalists and Christian Zionists (the politicians who kiss the wall and take AIPAC money) who follow the Darby and Scofield Bible stuff about God still owing stuff to the modern state of Israel believe there’s going to be some kind of predicable occurrence in which Jesus comes back and Jews run the world. It’s insane heresy but this is what is in control of the USA right now. It’s why Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham chimp out about Nick Fuentes. A lot of people don’t understand what’s even going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2,#49441670)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Exhilarant Deer Antler Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2,#49442607)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Ivory Telephone Patrolman

https://x.com/polymarket/status/2019041469643022444?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2,#49645982)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Contagious Digit Ratio Stock Car

What’s crazy is that the price of Yes is basically driven by real interest rates, so it’s logical for it to be a positive number and not zero. A No contract is like a risk free bond.

Put another way, as the Fed lowers interest rates, the probability of Jesus’ return will increase. If the feds raise interest rates, the probability that Jesus will return goes down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2,#49646005)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Ivory Telephone Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2,#49646012)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Ivory Telephone Patrolman

“risk free”

what if he returns though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2,#49646013)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Contagious Digit Ratio Stock Car

I said “like” risk free. The coupon is your eternal soul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2,#49646017)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 1:22 PM
Author: Contagious Digit Ratio Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2,#49646454)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: fart nigger (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2,#49678383)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


Not quite risk free because Polymarket is not FDIC insured. But I had the same thought when I heard about this market. Has someone actually plotted the data and shown that it tracks changes to the Federal Funds Rate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2,#49678995)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: "'''''"'''"""''''"

All time high

https://x.com/spencerhakimian/status/2023965594307940582?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2,#49678360)