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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
lascivious hateful hissy fit stage
  12/08/25
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lascivious hateful hissy fit stage
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
burgundy bateful address
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
big-titted amber box office goal in life
  12/12/25
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talented disturbing parlour jap
  12/17/25
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Bearded ultramarine striped hyena
  12/17/25
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underhanded spectacular station scourge upon the earth
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
irate mauve hunting ground boltzmann
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
lascivious hateful hissy fit stage
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
irate mauve hunting ground boltzmann
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
lascivious hateful hissy fit stage
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
dark senate jew
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
lascivious hateful hissy fit stage
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Concupiscible Amethyst Pervert
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
lascivious hateful hissy fit stage
  12/18/25
lol
irradiated theater boiling water
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Concupiscible Amethyst Pervert
  12/17/25
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lascivious hateful hissy fit stage
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
talented disturbing parlour jap
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Chestnut Alcoholic Doctorate School
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
irradiated theater boiling water
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
talented disturbing parlour jap
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Chestnut Alcoholic Doctorate School
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
talented disturbing parlour jap
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
odious insanely creepy round eye point
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Purple half-breed
  12/17/25
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curious cobalt step-uncle's house gaping
  12/17/25
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passionate startled kitchen
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
smoky coldplay fan center
  12/17/25
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kink-friendly hyperventilating whorehouse
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
lascivious hateful hissy fit stage
  12/17/25
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Frisky cuckold
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
cracking meetinghouse rigor
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Territorial Wild Keepsake Machete
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
odious insanely creepy round eye point
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Territorial Wild Keepsake Machete
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
odious insanely creepy round eye point
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Territorial Wild Keepsake Machete
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Fiercely-loyal swashbuckling site
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Chestnut Alcoholic Doctorate School
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
cracking meetinghouse rigor
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Chestnut Alcoholic Doctorate School
  12/17/25
...
Fiercely-loyal swashbuckling site
  12/17/25
I am not!
cracking meetinghouse rigor
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
buff ceo
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: lascivious hateful hissy fit stage

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: lascivious hateful hissy fit stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: burgundy bateful address

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: big-titted amber box office goal in life

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: talented disturbing parlour jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Bearded ultramarine striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: underhanded spectacular station scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: irate mauve hunting ground boltzmann

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: lascivious hateful hissy fit stage

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: irate mauve hunting ground boltzmann

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: lascivious hateful hissy fit stage

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: dark senate jew

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: lascivious hateful hissy fit stage

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible Amethyst Pervert

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: lascivious hateful hissy fit stage

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: irradiated theater boiling water

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible Amethyst Pervert

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: lascivious hateful hissy fit stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: talented disturbing parlour jap

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Chestnut Alcoholic Doctorate School

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: irradiated theater boiling water

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: talented disturbing parlour jap

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Chestnut Alcoholic Doctorate School

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: talented disturbing parlour jap

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: odious insanely creepy round eye point

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Purple half-breed

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: curious cobalt step-uncle's house gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: passionate startled kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: smoky coldplay fan center

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: kink-friendly hyperventilating whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: lascivious hateful hissy fit stage

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Frisky cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: cracking meetinghouse rigor

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Territorial Wild Keepsake Machete

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: odious insanely creepy round eye point

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Territorial Wild Keepsake Machete

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: odious insanely creepy round eye point

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Territorial Wild Keepsake Machete

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal swashbuckling site

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Chestnut Alcoholic Doctorate School

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: cracking meetinghouse rigor

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Chestnut Alcoholic Doctorate School

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal swashbuckling site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: cracking meetinghouse rigor

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: buff ceo

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518198)