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You have emailed me impersonating other people, you have sent your friend to my

You have emailed me impersonating other people, you have sen...
bespoke geriatric orchestra pit
  12/30/25
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violent market
  12/30/25
i was laughing pretty hard and then your "180" as ...
Know-it-all snowy wrinkle rehab
  12/30/25
180
Swollen misanthropic telephone crotch
  12/30/25
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bespoke geriatric orchestra pit
  12/30/25
Did gunner really do all these things?
Swashbuckling Toilet Seat Marketing Idea
  12/30/25
that’s just some of what we know offhand.
bespoke geriatric orchestra pit
  12/30/25
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violent market
  12/30/25
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massive ruby hairy legs house
  12/31/25
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beady-eyed violet parlor
  12/31/25
no but all the things he imagined i said about him are true ...
beady-eyed violet parlor
  12/30/25
Seems like your cracking up a little, no?
Swashbuckling Toilet Seat Marketing Idea
  12/30/25
im having trouble keeping it together now that superlawyer s...
beady-eyed violet parlor
  12/30/25
Epic copypasta
Aromatic Tanning Salon Factory Reset Button
  12/30/25
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little ...
beady-eyed violet parlor
  12/31/25
spaceporn’s run-on sentence copypasta is the most unin...
bespoke geriatric orchestra pit
  12/31/25
lol just realizing that the entire paragraph is one sentence...
beady-eyed violet parlor
  12/31/25
that’s just how well-adjusted people write
bespoke geriatric orchestra pit
  12/31/25
reiterating the same accusations multiple times in the same ...
beady-eyed violet parlor
  12/31/25
MOCK THREATEN DEFAME 4 LIFE
disgusting brilliant station
  12/31/25
I was listening to Radiohead as I read this thread and the w...
harsh racy gaping antidepressant drug
  12/31/25
i very spacepornian song if he had any self-awareness or sel...
beady-eyed violet parlor
  12/31/25
I think he actually might have been driven into a dormant cy...
Supple property
  12/31/25
this is almost always how it goes. he's poasting under a pum...
beady-eyed violet parlor
  12/31/25
Is that actually him? I only saw one post that I thought was...
Supple property
  12/31/25
that pumo seems kinda funny so maybe not, but spaceporn can ...
beady-eyed violet parlor
  12/31/25
"yeah but it was my choice to put toddler genitals in m...
Lascivious Elastic Band
  12/31/25


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Date: December 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: bespoke geriatric orchestra pit

You have emailed me impersonating other people, you have sent your friend to my office to take pictures and post them where you knew id see them, you have commented at length and repeatedly about my private hipaa information in an effort to shame me and harass me, you ahve ridiculed my disability, you have speculated about my private life with my wife, you have accused me repeatedly of raping my adopted son, you have told me I am sex trafficking, that I cant have sex, that I’m a eunuch, comments about my penis, you’ve called me at the office or arranged for others to do so, you’ve physically threatened me, you’ve made unauthorized images about me and posted them online, you've put words in my mouth and falsely attributed them to me, you’ve called me a pedophile in public forums repeatedly and without any basis except to cause me distress, you’ve cheered on others when they have emailed me and my friends in an effort to harass me or get me "fired", you’ve belittled my station in life, said my wife doesn’t love me, said im a terrible atty, stupid, threatened to post hippa information about me on X, described sick fantasies of yours involving me raping kids, called me a clown, … and that’s just some of what I know offhand.

This is prolonged outrageous behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49550586)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: violent market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49550587)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Know-it-all snowy wrinkle rehab

i was laughing pretty hard and then your "180" as a reply is the hardest i've laughed at xo in years lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49550593)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Swollen misanthropic telephone crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49551216)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: bespoke geriatric orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49550754)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Toilet Seat Marketing Idea

Did gunner really do all these things?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49550760)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: bespoke geriatric orchestra pit

that’s just some of what we know offhand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49550781)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: violent market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49550782)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: massive ruby hairy legs house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49551611)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed violet parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49551717)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed violet parlor

no but all the things he imagined i said about him are true and i endorse all these statements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49550786)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Toilet Seat Marketing Idea

Seems like your cracking up a little, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49551164)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed violet parlor

im having trouble keeping it together now that superlawyer spaceporn has promised to file suit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49551183)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 9:24 PM
Author: Aromatic Tanning Salon Factory Reset Button

Epic copypasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49551178)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: beady-eyed violet parlor

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated bottom of my class at UVA Law, and I’ve been involved in numerous shitlaw slip and trip raids on charities, and I have over 300 confirmed dismissals with prejudice. I am trained in sexual warfare and I’m the top squancher in the entire Comet Ping Pong forces. You are nothing to me but just another adopted son. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pedophiles across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rape you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my micropenis. Not only am I extensively trained in squanching, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the cyber police and I will use it to its full extent to screencap every poast you make, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” flame was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will squanch fury all over you and you will drown in it. See you in court, kiddo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49551737)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: bespoke geriatric orchestra pit

spaceporn’s run-on sentence copypasta is the most unintentionally hilarious thing i’ve read here in a while. last time was probably another idiotic spaceporn thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49551754)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: beady-eyed violet parlor

lol just realizing that the entire paragraph is one sentence. hfs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49551785)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: bespoke geriatric orchestra pit

that’s just how well-adjusted people write

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49552393)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed violet parlor

reiterating the same accusations multiple times in the same run-on sentence was done strategically to really hammer home their importance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49552598)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: disgusting brilliant station

MOCK THREATEN DEFAME 4 LIFE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49552616)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: harsh racy gaping antidepressant drug

I was listening to Radiohead as I read this thread and the words

"cant have sex, I’m a eunuch" matched up perfectly with lyrics to creep as I read them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49552633)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed violet parlor

i very spacepornian song if he had any self-awareness or self-control

"What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49552643)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Supple property

I think he actually might have been driven into a dormant cycle with this latest outburst. Everybody wins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49552647)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed violet parlor

this is almost always how it goes. he's poasting under a pumo rn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49552657)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Supple property

Is that actually him? I only saw one post that I thought was him. He does have a bunch of accounts, like all of the other truly insane people here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49552662)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed violet parlor

that pumo seems kinda funny so maybe not, but spaceporn can be too when he's tethered. he's not a bad guy when hinged.

but yeah last year around this time when there was talk about banning him and rach returned for a minute spaceporn started spamming with like a dozen monikers, which i assume was a show of force on how he will never be "banned", he will never "leave."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49552671)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Lascivious Elastic Band

"yeah but it was my choice to put toddler genitals in my mouth. i didn't give you permission to put words in it. consent matters." *googles chloroform*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815546&forum_id=2,#49552985)