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Date: February 18th, 2026 9:36 PM Author: rap snitch knishes ((zurich is stained)) i've gotten my dick sucked a few times in the VIP room at club risque in philly.
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Date: February 20th, 2026 2:16 PM Author: dupa i've never been. sounds like a fun time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836143&forum_id=2,#49683175) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:39 AM Author: rap snitch knishes ((zurich is stained)) https://www.instagram.com/p/CtlPTP1uks-LsG5OFdK6klByRjZ5HWyH4XiykA0/?img_index=1
this chick blew me there in 2016. she was 21 at the time. i was wearing a Mouthpiece longsleeve (NJ straight edge hc band) and she was dancing to killing moon by echo and the bunnymen. she later danced to a bowie song. she came over to me right after she saw me and kept talking to me. i was with a client rep who was a MFH at fucking strippers and he kept urging me to get a dance from her. i assumed that champagne room stuff was mostly flame.
i got a dance for like $200 in the VIP room. about two seconds into it, she started kissing me and took my dick out and sucked it. afterward, she said "hey, you should tip me :)" and i gave her like $17 lmao.
she kept hanging around with me at the bar the rest of the night and we exchanged numbers. here's where i blew it. she asked me to go home with her, and i said "yeah that sounds great. hey can get you coke?" she said yea of course, i do blow all the time. i then turned to the client rep and said "DUDE, THIS IS GREAT, SHE CAN GET COKE, LET'S GO TO HER PLACE" and she instantly backtracked and said she was just gonna go home and she and i should try to get together later.
a few weeks later, i was in philly for work and texted her. she'd moved back with her parents because her roommate had just tried to kill herself, and she (the stripper) had a mental breakdown as a result and had to go back home. she said she was going to try to come out but never did.
probably for the best i blew it that first night. |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:12 AM Author: Like Clavicular but maxing annoying screeds (gunneratttt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836143&forum_id=2,#49684508) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:16 AM Author: rap snitch knishes ((zurich is stained)) at one point, she was sitting with me at the bar and she said "i should come hang out with you in DC sometime!" and i said "yeaaaaaah, maybe, i dunno" and she said "what do you have like a wife or something?" and i said "yeah, kinda" and she said "figures. hey you wanna go back to my apartment?"
as is the case with all strippers, she has issues (probably daddy issues - he either didn't hug her enough or hugged her a little too much), and she absolutely had some kind of ulterior motive, but she also seemed genuinely into me. that's about all you can hope for with a stripper. their baseline is "how do i get money out of any man in my life to compensate for being molested or neglected by my dad?" i once asked the stripper i was "dating" in LA whether she just hated all men, and she told me that on some level she did. her first bf, who she was totally in love with, cheated on her and broke her heart. she became a strung out whore and didn't care what she did to men. she lived with this poor bastard who paid her rent while she went out sucking and fucking dozens of people behind his back. she'd laugh about him to me.
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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:27 AM Author: dupa imagine the alternate timeline where you leave your wife and have a new family with this broad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836143&forum_id=2,#49684527) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:46 AM Author: rap snitch knishes ((zurich is stained)) At the time, this very much might have happened. I wanted to leave for that stripper in ca, and her face was haggard. I think the universe steered me away from this blonde. She got a bit fat too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836143&forum_id=2,#49684562) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:48 AM Author: Like Clavicular but maxing annoying screeds (gunneratttt) i would have never became friends with zurich tp and having regular sex with his wife gary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836143&forum_id=2,#49684565) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:28 AM Author: Like Clavicular but maxing annoying screeds (gunneratttt) loved too much or little is mfcr. this is the case with every bpd manic pixie whore ive ever met. lots of bpd scholarship talks about this too. they dither rapidly between idealization and devaluation with men. and they learn they can get what they want with sex, while also resenting that's what's valuable about them. one minute they're enthusiastically sucking and fucking and then next minute they're throwing plates at you.
it's 180. |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:00 AM Author: gay jew with pre-birth order to scoop u from mom (Δ) Counterpoint the box had a really normal childhood, nothing bad ever happened to her, and her sister is very normal. She was just born crazy imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836143&forum_id=2,#49684576) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:11 AM Author: Like Clavicular but maxing annoying screeds (gunneratttt) not a counterpoint. it's frequently associated with bpd but not always. im just observing it has always been the case with the ones ive known. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836143&forum_id=2,#49684594) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:38 AM Author: dupa the only reason you would make a post like this is because you are obsessed with the box. what's the root of your mental illness? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836143&forum_id=2,#49684648) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:47 AM Author: gay jew with pre-birth order to scoop u from mom (Δ) We're just friends dood. She's a great gal imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836143&forum_id=2,#49684664) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:56 AM Author: gay jew with pre-birth order to scoop u from mom (Δ) Holy fuck Radiohead ripped this off lmao. Sounds exactly like My Iron Lung. How have I never noticed it. They stole like 10 distinct elements including lyrics. Jfc. At least it's better. There should have been a lawsuit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836143&forum_id=2,#49684571) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:15 AM Author: rap snitch knishes ((zurich is stained)) What’s that, killing moon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836143&forum_id=2,#49684605) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:31 AM Author: gay jew with pre-birth order to scoop u from mom (Δ) Yeah. I mean My Iron Lung is a substantial improvement. It streamlines the aimless melodies of Echo and the Bunnymen into a more digestible pop format. But the outright melodic theft is overwhelming. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836143&forum_id=2,#49684632) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 2:00 PM Author: rap snitch knishes ((zurich is stained)) i never thought about that, but i hear it. radiohead was clearly influenced by the bunnymen.
when i saw that chick was dancing to them, i thought it was a coincidence but then she danced to bowie and i was like "this girl is gonna swallow my cum before i leave here" |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 2:02 PM Author: gay jew with pre-birth order to scoop u from mom (Δ) Weird begats weird my friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836143&forum_id=2,#49684920) |