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How much money did you make this year? ($$$)

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Chest-beating Irate Hell
  12/18/25
710K
cerise wild legend
  12/18/25
lawyer?
Chest-beating Irate Hell
  12/18/25
yea
cerise wild legend
  12/18/25
Biglaw?
Chest-beating Irate Hell
  12/18/25
Me: 842k Wife: 267K Including last year's bonus
exhilarant silver corner
  12/18/25
Lawyers?
bearded racy becky
  12/18/25
My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet
exhilarant silver corner
  12/18/25
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Harsh misunderstood love of her life selfie
  12/18/25
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Fragrant pungent sweet tailpipe
  12/19/25
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demanding cobalt kitchen dragon
  12/19/25
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House-broken Provocative Market Circlehead
  12/19/25
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cocky orchestra pit
  12/20/25
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Arousing trust fund
  12/21/25
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thriller umber dopamine
  12/21/25
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Twinkling International Law Enforcement Agency Sneaky Criminal
  12/21/25
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Unholy floppy liquid oxygen multi-billionaire
  12/22/25
$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in ov...
Khaki Stag Film Double Fault
  12/18/25
Trash or legal fees?
Chest-beating Irate Hell
  12/18/25
Picking up trash would be much more dignified
Khaki Stag Film Double Fault
  12/18/25
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Fragrant pungent sweet tailpipe
  12/19/25
$130k in shitlaw
Overrated hairy legs indian lodge
  12/18/25
as a solo? associate? paralegal?
galvanic karate
  12/18/25
AssociaTTTe
Overrated hairy legs indian lodge
  12/18/25
why dont you go solo?
Chest-beating Irate Hell
  12/18/25
I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH
bateful space useless brakes
  12/19/25
Nigger voicemail$
Overrated hairy legs indian lodge
  12/19/25
A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poo...
soggy beady-eyed pozpig
  12/18/25
When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was t...
soggy beady-eyed pozpig
  12/18/25
To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and...
soggy beady-eyed pozpig
  12/18/25
you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages...
Trip Piazza Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/18/25
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cerise wild legend
  12/18/25
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magenta soul-stirring school cafeteria hunting ground
  12/19/25
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Slate kitty
  12/21/25
In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from...
Fragrant pungent sweet tailpipe
  12/19/25
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Mewling hyperactive ape
  12/19/25
Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?
Electric pervert
  12/19/25
Over $400k if you add wife. After tax income: ~200k H...
soggy beady-eyed pozpig
  12/19/25
You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.
Electric pervert
  12/19/25
you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not...
Lemon home
  12/20/25
I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fu...
Electric pervert
  12/21/25
286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k
topaz cuck
  12/18/25
Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and...
Fragrant pungent sweet tailpipe
  12/19/25
PATRIARCHY!!! Of course it doesn’t.
180 mediation
  12/19/25
Oh. So why does she work?
Fragrant pungent sweet tailpipe
  12/19/25
180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid
talented charcoal whorehouse
  12/18/25
don't you brag about being rich?
magenta soul-stirring school cafeteria hunting ground
  12/19/25
sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full ...
multi-colored step-uncle's house mexican
  12/19/25
me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k but i was also laid off
angry flesh shitlib background story
  12/18/25
if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so
Trip Piazza Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/18/25
Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?
Curious awkward national security agency
  12/18/25
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violet bisexual theatre queen of the night
  12/18/25
$790K. Wife made about $15K.
Electric pervert
  12/18/25
Doing what, and why?
Chest-beating Irate Hell
  12/18/25
I am atty.
Electric pervert
  12/18/25
I know that, I meant your wife
Chest-beating Irate Hell
  12/18/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
soggy beady-eyed pozpig
  12/18/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Cerebral roast beef abode
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Cerebral roast beef abode
  12/19/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Dark doctorate
  12/21/25
He's an attorney. What's so complicated?
underhanded french chef foreskin
  12/23/25
I understand that he's an attorney
Cerebral roast beef abode
  12/23/25
Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier th...
Disrespectful wonderful church building
  12/18/25
I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.
Fragrant pungent sweet tailpipe
  12/19/25
yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious...
Dark doctorate
  12/21/25
You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of p...
Disrespectful wonderful church building
  12/21/25
I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. ...
Electric pervert
  12/22/25
Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for ...
Disrespectful wonderful church building
  12/22/25
? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed...
Electric pervert
  12/22/25
I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?
Dark doctorate
  12/22/25
lol I make more money than lex tp
Arousing trust fund
  12/21/25
Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy
Electric pervert
  12/21/25
I feel safe in this subthread
Federal place of business
  12/22/25
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Federal place of business
  12/22/25
lex how’s your dating life? jw
Federal place of business
  12/22/25
I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: thre...
Disrespectful wonderful church building
  12/22/25
why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings
Trip Piazza Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/18/25
Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in ...
violet bisexual theatre queen of the night
  12/18/25
i don't even know whether my wife has a job
Trip Piazza Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/18/25
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House-broken Provocative Market Circlehead
  12/19/25
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Fragrant pungent sweet tailpipe
  12/19/25
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Federal place of business
  12/22/25
not enough.
magenta soul-stirring school cafeteria hunting ground
  12/18/25
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bat shit crazy stock car property
  12/20/25
little under $6M
mind-boggling insecure hospital milk
  12/18/25
MFCR. State occupation, thank.
soggy beady-eyed pozpig
  12/18/25
271K TOPS
exhilarant silver corner
  12/18/25
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Abusive Macaca Bbw
  12/18/25
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talented charcoal whorehouse
  12/18/25
sorry ur mad
mind-boggling insecure hospital milk
  12/19/25
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sadistic deer antler
  12/20/25
Six figures, champ.
Up-to-no-good therapy resort
  12/18/25
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Harsh misunderstood love of her life selfie
  12/18/25
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magenta soul-stirring school cafeteria hunting ground
  12/18/25
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rambunctious heaven
  12/20/25
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Twinkling International Law Enforcement Agency Sneaky Criminal
  12/21/25
-$184K
drunken hominid
  12/18/25
I fail to see how this is relevant.
crusty unhinged cuckoldry
  12/18/25
Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits,...
Brilliant hideous chapel
  12/18/25
holy fuck how jewish are you
demanding cobalt kitchen dragon
  12/19/25
low-200s
Vibrant Meetinghouse Black Woman
  12/18/25
0
comical juggernaut people who are hurt
  12/18/25
like 2 million
odious vermilion nursing home
  12/18/25
$360k in tech
sickened salmon depressive brunch
  12/19/25
Less than I want but way more than I deserve
bonkers area
  12/19/25
I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. The...
Flickering Goal In Life
  12/19/25
Shrew'd
bonkers area
  12/19/25
lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy th...
Unholy floppy liquid oxygen multi-billionaire
  12/19/25
She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. Sh...
Flickering Goal In Life
  12/19/25
(guy playing the long game) at the same time, this is the s...
multi-colored step-uncle's house mexican
  12/19/25
thank you
Flickering Goal In Life
  12/19/25
I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be sai...
swashbuckling ladyboy
  12/19/25
Who wants to pay off my house
impertinent filthpig
  12/19/25
negative money (lived off debt)
razzle-dazzle burgundy field
  12/19/25
~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(
appetizing light locus elastic band
  12/19/25
what happened
demanding cobalt kitchen dragon
  12/19/25
i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if...
appetizing light locus elastic band
  12/19/25
if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual...
House-broken Provocative Market Circlehead
  12/19/25
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Chest-beating Irate Hell
  12/19/25
Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to t...
marvelous public bath turdskin
  12/19/25
$600k as solo lolyer.
Mewling hyperactive ape
  12/19/25
Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decim...
Beta well-lubricated senate
  12/20/25
~$900k
180 mediation
  12/19/25
Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.
deranged scourge upon the earth state
  12/19/25
Wow.
bat shit crazy stock car property
  12/19/25
Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.
magenta soul-stirring school cafeteria hunting ground
  12/19/25
How many blowjobs can I get for that?
deranged scourge upon the earth state
  12/19/25
well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying...
magenta soul-stirring school cafeteria hunting ground
  12/19/25
That 1/3 sounds disappointing.
deranged scourge upon the earth state
  12/19/25
lol
Bipolar Party Of The First Part National
  12/19/25
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magenta soul-stirring school cafeteria hunting ground
  12/22/25
you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so ...
multi-colored step-uncle's house mexican
  12/19/25
the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads...
big-titted glittery rehab main people
  12/19/25
...
multi-colored step-uncle's house mexican
  12/19/25
I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the ...
underhanded french chef foreskin
  12/19/25
Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.
motley church
  12/19/25
if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off lik...
Stirring anal library stain
  12/19/25
Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by s...
motley church
  12/20/25
LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups fr...
big-titted glittery rehab main people
  12/21/25
You sound poor
Unholy floppy liquid oxygen multi-billionaire
  12/19/25
but self-selection...
rambunctious heaven
  12/20/25
I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearl...
thirsty metal address quadroon
  12/19/25
XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!" ...
Nofapping High-end Site Death Wish
  12/19/25
Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t sur...
thirsty metal address quadroon
  12/19/25
Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawye...
bonkers area
  12/20/25
It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law s...
thirsty metal address quadroon
  12/20/25
back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're ...
cerise wild legend
  12/20/25
Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a c...
Federal place of business
  12/20/25
TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of st...
thirsty metal address quadroon
  12/20/25
this is correct. I started with 26 people in my summer c...
mind-boggling insecure hospital milk
  12/20/25
amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here
Nofapping High-end Site Death Wish
  12/20/25
The personality that really likes it here actually thrives i...
bat shit crazy stock car property
  12/20/25
...
Chest-beating Irate Hell
  12/20/25
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cerise wild legend
  12/20/25
$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there&r...
cocky orchestra pit
  12/19/25
I paid just under that in taxes this year
sickened salmon depressive brunch
  12/20/25
somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit ...
vengeful cracking coffee pot laser beams
  12/20/25
this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.
vengeful cracking coffee pot laser beams
  12/20/25
actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep clos...
vengeful cracking coffee pot laser beams
  12/20/25
A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. ...
Citrine organic girlfriend
  12/20/25
How do you get your taxable income lower?
Stubborn point
  12/20/25
Bought a car (100% depreciation) Pay myself rent -- I own ...
Citrine organic girlfriend
  12/20/25
Creative but nothing fraud tp
Chest-beating Irate Hell
  12/20/25
Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?
Electric pervert
  12/21/25
Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing wha...
Citrine organic girlfriend
  12/21/25
...
Electric pervert
  12/21/25
About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyo...
motley church
  12/20/25
425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner...
Lemon home
  12/20/25
still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp
Sticky Incel Stead
  12/21/25
it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started th...
Dark doctorate
  12/21/25
That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in?...
Electric pervert
  12/21/25
at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. th...
Dark doctorate
  12/21/25
We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earne...
Electric pervert
  12/22/25
Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning l...
Chest-beating Irate Hell
  12/21/25
it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the...
Dark doctorate
  12/21/25
are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltw...
Chest-beating Irate Hell
  12/21/25
if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditiona...
Dark doctorate
  12/21/25
i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom f...
Chest-beating Irate Hell
  12/21/25
yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur a...
Dark doctorate
  12/21/25
are you still pozzed?
Chest-beating Irate Hell
  12/21/25
undetectable brother
Dark doctorate
  12/21/25
i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host
Chest-beating Irate Hell
  12/21/25
wow this is hot, let's take this off boart
Dark doctorate
  12/21/25
$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)
Vivacious henna idea he suggested locale
  12/21/25
...
thriller umber dopamine
  12/21/25
Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business c...
Dead aphrodisiac knife office
  12/21/25
600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t rea...
Boyish parlor
  12/21/25
180 last note
Disrespectful wonderful church building
  12/22/25
About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and othe...
Stubborn point
  12/21/25
that is 180, very impressive. very unlikely everything wi...
Dark doctorate
  12/21/25
I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a ...
Electric pervert
  12/21/25
i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody ...
Dark doctorate
  12/21/25
just do discreet affairs bro
galvanic karate
  12/21/25
Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains...
Stubborn point
  12/24/25
I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do t...
Chrome plaza
  12/26/25
CSLG free thread. Odd case.
Cordovan clown
  12/22/25
Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't kno...
Twinkling International Law Enforcement Agency Sneaky Criminal
  12/22/25
count any bonus you received in calendar 2025
cerise wild legend
  12/23/25
I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am...
motley church
  12/22/25
About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $...
Chrome plaza
  12/22/25
Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.
bat shit crazy stock car property
  12/22/25
whats the other 35%
cerise wild legend
  12/23/25
cap gains
underhanded french chef foreskin
  12/25/25
are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need...
cerise wild legend
  12/25/25
I'm up like $440k now on the year.
bat shit crazy stock car property
  12/25/25
~$500k
Sticky Incel Stead
  12/25/25


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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Chest-beating Irate Hell



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: cerise wild legend

710K

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Chest-beating Irate Hell

lawyer?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: cerise wild legend

yea

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Chest-beating Irate Hell

Biglaw?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: exhilarant silver corner

Me: 842k

Wife: 267K

Including last year's bonus

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: bearded racy becky

Lawyers?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: exhilarant silver corner

My wife is in-house and I lie on the internet

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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Harsh misunderstood love of her life selfie



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Fragrant pungent sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: demanding cobalt kitchen dragon



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: House-broken Provocative Market Circlehead



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: cocky orchestra pit



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Arousing trust fund



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: thriller umber dopamine



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Twinkling International Law Enforcement Agency Sneaky Criminal



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Unholy floppy liquid oxygen multi-billionaire



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Khaki Stag Film Double Fault

$350kish, maybe more depending on how collections come in over the next two weeks

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Chest-beating Irate Hell

Trash or legal fees?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Khaki Stag Film Double Fault

Picking up trash would be much more dignified

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Fragrant pungent sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Overrated hairy legs indian lodge

$130k in shitlaw

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Date: December 18th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: galvanic karate

as a solo? associate? paralegal?

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Overrated hairy legs indian lodge

AssociaTTTe

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Chest-beating Irate Hell

why dont you go solo?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: bateful space useless brakes

I thought shitlawyers made $60K in MFH

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Overrated hairy legs indian lodge

Nigger voicemail$

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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: soggy beady-eyed pozpig

A little over $300k as an in house fag. I'm pathetic and poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49519948)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: soggy beady-eyed pozpig

When I was a young Inhousemo making $250k, I thought I was the shit. Xoxo told me that it was the only CR goal for a lawyer. And I had no kids.

Now I'm nearing 40 and practically live paycheck to paycheck. Exit ops are SLIM.

Turns out I was a retard for going in house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520231)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: soggy beady-eyed pozpig

To be fair, I had a 180 billion lifestyle in my late 20s and early 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Trip Piazza Mad-dog Skullcap

you should've lateraled to $750k 10-2 100% wfh in house ages ago, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520352)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: cerise wild legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520383)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: magenta soul-stirring school cafeteria hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522387)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Slate kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Fragrant pungent sweet tailpipe

In house is the exit option. There are no exist options from the exit option. What do you have in mind?

This is like seeing the ship you're on in the middle of the ocean catch fire, getting into a lifeboat and rowing away, and then saying you want an exit option from the lifeboat. You're lucky to be on that lifeboat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522250)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Mewling hyperactive ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522385)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Electric pervert

Why is $300k paycheck to paycheck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522508)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: soggy beady-eyed pozpig

Over $400k if you add wife.

After tax income: ~200k

Housing (vhcol area + 3 kids): ~100k

Child care: ~$50k

Add in some money to retirement and kids college, and not much left for day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522995)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Electric pervert

You are doing better than paycheck to paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523480)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Lemon home

you are retarded or lying because 400k with a family is not 200k after income taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525980)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Electric pervert

I had half my income withheld for taxes. I asked what the fuck and apparently we are prepaying for next quarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528347)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: topaz cuck

286k so far. Prob will make another 15k. Wife 86k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49519951)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Fragrant pungent sweet tailpipe

Does wife's post-tax salary cover the costs of childcare and other work-related expenses (work clothes, work commute, work bag, work Starbucks, work $19 lunch salad...)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522256)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: 180 mediation

PATRIARCHY!!!

Of course it doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522337)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Fragrant pungent sweet tailpipe

Oh. So why does she work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522351)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: talented charcoal whorehouse

180k. worst year in total comp since pre covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49519965)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: magenta soul-stirring school cafeteria hunting ground

don't you brag about being rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522392)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house mexican

sorry to hear it but props for your candor in a thread full of guys bullshitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522784)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: angry flesh shitlib background story

me: ~$400k wife: ~$325k

but i was also laid off



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49519995)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Trip Piazza Mad-dog Skullcap

if u want chandler to slap u with his dick just say so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520019)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Curious awkward national security agency

Very gauche to discuss. Any white people left on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520082)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: violet bisexual theatre queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520207)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Electric pervert

$790K. Wife made about $15K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520114)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Chest-beating Irate Hell

Doing what, and why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520142)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Electric pervert

I am atty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520156)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Chest-beating Irate Hell

I know that, I meant your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520161)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: soggy beady-eyed pozpig

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Cerebral roast beef abode

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522699)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Cerebral roast beef abode

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522705)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Dark doctorate

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527326)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: underhanded french chef foreskin

He's an attorney. What's so complicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49532966)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Cerebral roast beef abode

I understand that he's an attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49534294)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Disrespectful wonderful church building

Over 50k. Plus I got a $150 honorarium for a talk earlier this month. I'm fucking rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520223)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Fragrant pungent sweet tailpipe

I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522258)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Dark doctorate

yup, I'd love to get an honorarium one day. Very prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Disrespectful wonderful church building

You joke, but I'm unironically proud of my meagre token of prefthige. Intangible honours are more valuable than silver or gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Electric pervert

I felt the same when I won a $100 poetry prize. In college. In 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531954)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Disrespectful wonderful church building

Lashing out because the board writ large is mocking you for bragging about a discount walmart watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531959)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Electric pervert

? Largely? It’s five unmarried childless losers pissed I’m buying a Rolex. One would hope there are more posters than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531998)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Dark doctorate

I was making fun of honaria. Whatever happened to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49532872)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Arousing trust fund

lol I make more money than lex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528370)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: Electric pervert

Monkey driving a golf cart makes more money than that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528421)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Federal place of business

I feel safe in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531586)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Federal place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531589)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Federal place of business

lex how’s your dating life? jw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531592)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Disrespectful wonderful church building

I only respond to such queries in old fashioned SUMMON: threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531824)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Trip Piazza Mad-dog Skullcap

why are u dorks including ur wives' earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520253)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: violet bisexual theatre queen of the night

Same reason why they included what their wives harvested in their annual rice harvest numbers for the past 3000 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520283)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Trip Piazza Mad-dog Skullcap

i don't even know whether my wife has a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520363)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: House-broken Provocative Market Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522246)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Fragrant pungent sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522259)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Federal place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531594)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: magenta soul-stirring school cafeteria hunting ground

not enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520256)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: bat shit crazy stock car property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524556)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling insecure hospital milk

little under $6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520288)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: soggy beady-eyed pozpig

MFCR. State occupation, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: exhilarant silver corner

271K TOPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520377)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Abusive Macaca Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520585)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: talented charcoal whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520702)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling insecure hospital milk

sorry ur mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522735)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: sadistic deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525741)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good therapy resort

Six figures, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520329)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Harsh misunderstood love of her life selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520502)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: magenta soul-stirring school cafeteria hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520594)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: rambunctious heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524786)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Twinkling International Law Enforcement Agency Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528564)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: drunken hominid

-$184K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: crusty unhinged cuckoldry

I fail to see how this is relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Brilliant hideous chapel

Pre tax or post tax? Including expected tax credits, debits, write ups, write downs, etc.? Including retirement account contributions, distributions, roll overs? Including K1 returns of capital? Including present value of future earnings? Including appreciation on value of assets? Net of amortization and depreciation on those assets? Very unclear op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520506)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: demanding cobalt kitchen dragon

holy fuck how jewish are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522240)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Vibrant Meetinghouse Black Woman

low-200s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520548)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: comical juggernaut people who are hurt

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520555)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: odious vermilion nursing home

like 2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49520858)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: sickened salmon depressive brunch

$360k in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522161)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: bonkers area

Less than I want but way more than I deserve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522182)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Flickering Goal In Life

I value my wife’s admiration over tax advantages. Therefore, I sold off my winners but held my losers so that our tax bill in April shows bigly long-term capital gains for 2025 when in reality I barely beat the index.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522192)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: bonkers area

Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522198)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Unholy floppy liquid oxygen multi-billionaire

lol @ this flame. Women only care about what you can buy them and the lifestyle you can provide (ideally one where they don't think about money at all). Any woman autistic enough to care about big number on long term gains is going to be autistic enough to care about overall performance, not just a big number on a line. The woman you're describing does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522202)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Flickering Goal In Life

She sees the tax return but not the brokerage statement. She’ll see the big reported income but not the unrealized paper losses. She is indeed high T and autistic so she does care about the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522694)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house mexican

(guy playing the long game)

at the same time, this is the sort of thinking that leads guys to do big ponzi schemes and then when they get found out they freak out and killself - don't do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522791)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Flickering Goal In Life

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522969)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling ladyboy

I mean, don't rule anything out, there's something to be said for doing high roller ponzi until found out and then whatever happens happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524077)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: impertinent filthpig

Who wants to pay off my house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522200)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle burgundy field

negative money (lived off debt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522220)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: appetizing light locus elastic band

~250, not bad but half as much as last year. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522245)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: demanding cobalt kitchen dragon

what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522255)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: appetizing light locus elastic band

i made a bunch of money off of JMIA last year. ironically if i had just held i'd be up even more today, but there's fucking way i would've survived that draw down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522320)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: House-broken Provocative Market Circlehead

if there's one thing I've learned as a solo it's that annual earnings are flame.

my income fluctuated probably 400% from 2024 to 2025 but nothing really changed. money comes in at random without any reference to what "year" it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522248)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Chest-beating Irate Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: marvelous public bath turdskin

Around 1.7 which is what I made last year. I'm starting to think I'll never cross into the 2 million range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Mewling hyperactive ape

$600k as solo lolyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522333)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Beta well-lubricated senate

Closer to a tenth of that for me. Nasty health problem decimated my year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525725)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: 180 mediation

~$900k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522345)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: deranged scourge upon the earth state

Paying tax on about $600K, but zero earned income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522793)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: bat shit crazy stock car property

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522813)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: magenta soul-stirring school cafeteria hunting ground

Let me know what I can do to earn about $20k from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523151)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: deranged scourge upon the earth state

How many blowjobs can I get for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523174)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: magenta soul-stirring school cafeteria hunting ground

well my regular price is $20 per nut but since you're buying in bulk, i can go to $15. So, 1,333.33 blowjobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523284)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: deranged scourge upon the earth state

That 1/3 sounds disappointing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523287)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Bipolar Party Of The First Part National

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: magenta soul-stirring school cafeteria hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house mexican

you guys are a bunch of studs, i'm in the 20th decile or so itt and honestly am pretty happy about it given my in-house lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522815)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: big-titted glittery rehab main people

the only threads on XO more full of shit than income threads are max pullups in a single set threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49522960)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: multi-colored step-uncle's house mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523114)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: underhanded french chef foreskin

I can do 12 full-extension, 13 with a bit of english on the last one, at 235 bodyweight not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523288)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: motley church

Lol rfk did 20pullups on video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523407)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Stirring anal library stain

if i used the same form and ROM as him i could crank off like 30+

maybe once a month i will see someone at the gym doing legit full ROM dead-hang pull-ups. the rest are kipping crossfit turds just bouncing tension off their brachials and could probably not squeeze out eight clean reps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: motley church

Try actually doing pull-ups. You will not get much more by swinging unless you also don't go more than 1/2 up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525630)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: big-titted glittery rehab main people

LOL boor, his form was trash. controlled full ROM pullups from a true dead hang (like required by most military testing) are substantially more difficult than what RFK and the road rules guy were doing. MTV was marginally better for form but still bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49529038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Unholy floppy liquid oxygen multi-billionaire

You sound poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523499)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: rambunctious heaven

but self-selection...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524790)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: thirsty metal address quadroon

I dunno, like 10-15x the American average and also not nearly enough. Being working class rich fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523808)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Nofapping High-end Site Death Wish

XO to young poasters, " Do NOT go to law school!"

*rubs hands togther*

"But I made 750k last year!!!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523866)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: thirsty metal address quadroon

Survivor bias. The people from my class who didn’t survive ITE probably have a very different perspective than I do.

And how many times when your friends kid asks you about going to law school do they sit down and tell you about their 158 LSAT / 3.4 GPA and grand dreams of going to Drexel and getting in at Dechert or Morgan Lewis. Maybe Drinker if they’ve got some sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523884)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: bonkers area

Soo cr. Maybe half of the dudes I know about are still lawyers. Way less than half of the women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524660)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: thirsty metal address quadroon

It would be fascinating to see some actual ROI data on law school classes over time. I got a good return on mine, but yea all of the people who drop out of/evolve away from the profession would almost certainly have been better off not going $300k into debt (above and beyond undergrad) in their early 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525097)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: cerise wild legend

back in the day standard advice was only go to ls if you're going to a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525701)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Federal place of business

Only once ITE hit. Before that, Gen Xers sleepwalked off a cliff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525737)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: thirsty metal address quadroon

TITCR. The Bill Henderson “Bi-modal distribution of starting lawyer salaries” scholarship was explosive at the time, and for good reason. It only came out in like 2008 and the blog it was on has been lost to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49526155)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: mind-boggling insecure hospital milk

this is correct.

I started with 26 people in my summer class.

Of my summer class only two are partners at law firms - me and another guy I hired back to work for me as a W2 partner.

Two other guys have their own law firms but makes like 300k-500kyr

three others are in-house

All others are somewhere other than law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524780)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Nofapping High-end Site Death Wish

amazing how XO gets the top 1% of lawyers to poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525050)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: bat shit crazy stock car property

The personality that really likes it here actually thrives in law practice too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525106)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Chest-beating Irate Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525129)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: cerise wild legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525700)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: cocky orchestra pit

$160k. The same I made as a first year. Good thing there’s been no inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49523890)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: sickened salmon depressive brunch

I paid just under that in taxes this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525732)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: vengeful cracking coffee pot laser beams

somewhere around $220k pre-bonus. bonus will likely be shit this year, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524680)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: vengeful cracking coffee pot laser beams

this number includes all income, not just wagecucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524683)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: vengeful cracking coffee pot laser beams

actually it might be closer to $240k. idfk i don't keep close track of how much i make altogether; i focus on how much i save. won't know the exact number until i do taxes probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49524686)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Citrine organic girlfriend

A little over a mil. “Worked” ~10 hours a week. Pay taxes on much less.

Depositing 400k in fees first week of January too.

Solo PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525770)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Stubborn point

How do you get your taxable income lower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525966)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Citrine organic girlfriend

Bought a car (100% depreciation)

Pay myself rent -- I own office building

Office building depreciation/property taxes

Did a lot of work to the office building. New AC/Furniture. I fully renovated it a couple years ago for like 200k. All adds value to property and gets written off.

like 75k in meals and travel

Gas

Health Insurance

Mortgage interest home/office

I prepay whatever expenses I can for the next year -- car insurance, ad spend, web marketing, etc.

~150k in staff salaries. Paralegal always pays for herself by bringing in cases so I don't really count that. I'm sending a demand on a DUI wreck she brought in in January for $1 mil.

Creative but nothing fraud.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49526021)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Chest-beating Irate Hell

Creative but nothing fraud tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49526159)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Electric pervert

Tell more about paralegal. How does she bring in cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527453)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Citrine organic girlfriend

Just by being likeable and talking to people and knowing what she's talking about. Lots of family members. She's probably brought in $1 mil in fees since she started with me ~8 years ago. I bought her a car last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528026)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Electric pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528065)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: motley church

About 1mil , I wagecucked a lot and this is my ceiling. Anyone who has 5mil networth can make over 10%/yr in qqq and pay much lesser than I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525872)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Lemon home

425k in a litigation boutique as a non-equity “partner”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49525997)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Sticky Incel Stead

still waiting for bonus which will be 30% of my comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527285)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Dark doctorate

it's likely going to be around $580k this year. i started the year as an equity partner where i got a monthly draw, then moved in april to a firm where i'm a nonequity partner. i forget exactly how much my equity payout for 2024 was, but i think it'll come in around 580.

next year, with my origination bonus for 2025, comp should be around 610-650. not sure what this place is doing with my base for next year, but it better go up because i had $1.8m in originations in 9 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527322)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Electric pervert

That’s good. Do you have to leave a bunch of money in? Is it pretax. Do you get your accountant to withhold tax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527331)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Dark doctorate

at the prior firm, i bought in like $20k worth of shares. they returned that to me after i left, but it had increased to like $45k. i figured they were gonna just keep my money. this was all w-2 income with withholdings done. that firm is set up so that everyone is a "shareholder" and employee of the firm it isn't a partnership. when i was in biglaw, when i made partner i got paid on a k-1 basis, which fucking blew.

i'm eligible for equity at this firm at the end of 2026, and i will make it no question. the money i have in the pipeline would be enough originations for 2026 to qualify because the threshold is pretty low here. even if my book implodes in january, i'll have enough.

equity formula, i understand, looks something like: 40% of your "working attorney" number plus 20% of originations, plus something for being a "good firm citizen." i'm filling a need this firm desperately needs - despite having a bunch of labor attorneys, they are entertainment labor lawyers, which means they don't do ANY NLRB litigation or collective bargaining. all they do is interpret 600-page CBAs that were negotiated decades ago and are renegotiated by some employer association. so i guess they will do something for me to reflect that.

if my book in 2027 looks like it does right now, i'd make $1,080,000 or so my first year as an equity partner. this firm is an actual partnership, unfortunately, so i will have to start my own corporation or some kind of bullshit and pay way more in taxes.

we have a dood in my office who sues foreign govts for terrorist acts and brings in like 20 million a year, and that apparently winds up being a windfall to all the equity partners.

all firms should be set up as companies, this partnership stuff sucks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527344)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Electric pervert

We just work hard all year then deduct costs from fees earned and whatever is left we split between each other based on ownership proportion. So if we had 4 million in profit and if I have a 25 percent interest then I get a million, less whatever I’ve been taking out to live on during the year. Say $200k for that.

It’s complicated by the need to leave some of that money in operations for the following year because we don’t take loans for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531713)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Chest-beating Irate Hell

Looks like I peaked in 2023 at $500k and I've been earning less each year and next year I am really gonna be down big, meanwhile you keep going up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527341)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Dark doctorate

it's surprising to me bc i used to not give a fuck about the business side of law. i've always been regarded as really good at what i do, but kind of an oddball and oblivious to biz dev, etc.

when i was in biglaw, an of counsel i hung around with always told me that if i sobered up and quit doing drugs/drinking 24/7, i could have a big book. turns out he was right ($2m is big for me, anyway, and i never thought i'd have anything like this.)

you're doing great brother, anything over 300k is really good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527346)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Chest-beating Irate Hell

are you hiring? can you mentor me? i really enjoyed ur saltwater tank threading and miss it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527349)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Dark doctorate

if i could, i would man. are you open to learning traditional labor law?

i'll be saltthreading again soon. we moved out of our house in august to do a renovation. i have to run over there every few days to feed the fish and maintain the tank. it's 120.

we should be moving back in within a couple weeks and i will resume tank threading and maybe throw in some home renovation threading.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527357)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Chest-beating Irate Hell

i dont think i wanna learn that. do you think i can bottom for u instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527369)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Dark doctorate

yes but i am not sure what i can pay u. can i finish in ur ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527372)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Chest-beating Irate Hell

are you still pozzed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527430)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Dark doctorate

undetectable brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527434)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Chest-beating Irate Hell

i guess you can finish in my ass. $50 if u can host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527443)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Dark doctorate

wow this is hot, let's take this off boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527490)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Vivacious henna idea he suggested locale

$595k (which is like $390k after taxes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527325)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: thriller umber dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528452)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Dead aphrodisiac knife office

Should be $1.036m with rents and assuming the lab business collects as projected in December. The first over $1m year ever, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527340)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Boyish parlor

600-800k in tech depending on stock price, haven’t really checked

30hr/week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527544)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Disrespectful wonderful church building

180 last note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49532880)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Stubborn point

About 1.3 mil. Shitlaw boss, real estate investing and other entrepreneurial activities.

It's a great blessing, and things have blown up fast over the last few years after years of toil. Last year was about 500k, 300k before that, lower for many years before that. This is a result of sustained business building, not one big settlement that won't be replicated.

However, this is a very risky seat to be sitting in. I'm a target in a wide variety of ways that I didn't anticipate, and everything could vanish at any moment. I am trying to take chips off the table and put them into safer assets where I can. But that's not easy to do.

Also, there is a hard, fairly low ceiling on my happiness because of my marriage to an angry, bitter woman who gets mad if she sees me enjoying myself. I don't want to divorce her for family reasons, but matters may come to a head in 2026.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49527645)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Dark doctorate

that is 180, very impressive.

very unlikely everything will implode immediately. just plow like $2m into index funds over time and max out retirement accounts. that's what i'm doing. wife and i currently have close to $3m in retirement accounts and if i get to $2m in taxable, i won't worry at all about my book blowing to pieces.

but honestly, you will probably continue doing well so don't worry.

on the marriage, you should try to save it if you think it's salvageable, but if it really is far gone then you should split up. don't stay together for money. but don't be so fast to peace out. maybe if she knows you are putting your foot down, she will knock off her bullshit. maybe not, but you should give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528240)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Electric pervert

I think he has posted about her before. He’s doing a mitzvah staying w her for the kids sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528342)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Dark doctorate

i can't advocate for doing that, but that's just me. nobody should ever do what i did and blow up a good marriage just because they're doing mounds of cocaine and strange pussy, but i also don't believe that you should stay if your relationship is in the shitty and not recoverable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528390)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: galvanic karate

just do discreet affairs bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49528356)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Stubborn point

Lol at all the poasters counting unrealized investment gains to come up with their headline numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49538515)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Chrome plaza

I wouldn’t include it in my headline number but I do think it’s good to note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49540547)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Cordovan clown

CSLG free thread. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531487)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Twinkling International Law Enforcement Agency Sneaky Criminal

Great q. Most in-housemos have no idea since most won't know bonuses for a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531946)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: cerise wild legend

count any bonus you received in calendar 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49533223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: motley church

I just started new job. Finished last shift of nights at 5am and today at 9am started new job. Tomorrow will go for a swim before work.. but so far it doesn't seem like it's that easy. But as long as I get to take a 30minute run for lunch plus actually eat another 30 mins it might be a step up from working nights. Bit hourly rate is also lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49531986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Chrome plaza

About $310k in W2/1099, $50k in rental profit, and I think $470k or so in gains (mostly unrealized) and dividends.

Haven’t done the taxes yet though, will report back later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49532876)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: bat shit crazy stock car property

Up $415,290. W2 wages are about 65% of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49532879)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: cerise wild legend

whats the other 35%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49533222)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: underhanded french chef foreskin

cap gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49539832)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: cerise wild legend

are we counting cap gains in what we made this year? id need to revise my number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49540017)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: bat shit crazy stock car property

I'm up like $440k now on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49540047)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: Sticky Incel Stead

~$500k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811768&forum_id=2,#49538879)