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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM Author: galvanic twinkling uncleanness https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49565003) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM Author: Ivory racy shitlib theater stage they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49565021) |
Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM Author: Ivory racy shitlib theater stage this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:
https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20 |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM Author: Cyan yarmulke uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49565020) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM Author: Ivory racy shitlib theater stage Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49565022) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM Author: Cyan yarmulke what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49565024) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM Author: Ivory racy shitlib theater stage I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49565025) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM Author: galvanic twinkling uncleanness Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro. Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth! |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM Author: galvanic twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566633) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM Author: Ivory racy shitlib theater stage They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566680) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM Author: galvanic twinkling uncleanness Tons of blow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566714) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM Author: Sienna violent potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566959) |
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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM Author: Ivory racy shitlib theater stage After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49565140) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM Author: nofapping indian lodge son of senegal "About this account ... Connected via India Android App" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566641) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: Jet embarrassed to the bone stage h1b indians would never make this mistake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566643) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM Author: yellow cuck tattoo this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566656) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM Author: Ivory racy shitlib theater stage Do cons still think this doesn't matter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566669) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM Author: Nubile Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566675) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: Ivory racy shitlib theater stage (JD, Fordham University) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566684) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: pearly duck-like center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566729) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: yellow cuck tattoo succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"
this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw. |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: Ivory racy shitlib theater stage gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566694) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: Nubile Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566734) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Ivory racy shitlib theater stage Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Nubile Orchestra Pit Preventive Strike well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.
does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal? |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: galvanic twinkling uncleanness Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566716) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Curious dun chapel pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566722) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: slap-happy opaque fortuitous meteor halford This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566732) |
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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: Cyan yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2,#49566761) |