Here are a few stories for your entertainment for the long weekend:

1. Husband goes on a business trip to Vegas and submits receipts from a massage parlor that very openly advertised happy endings. I just wrote it off as “business meetings” and moved on because wtf am I supposed to do.

2. Wife would call me at 10pm, clearly crying with her husband screaming in the background, just to ask me to move some meetings around.

3. One time I got asked to cancel their joint couple’s therapy session and rebook it under a fake name so it does not show up on the caledar where everyone else can see.

4. I literally had to order flowers for the wife after a fight because the husband told me to pick something not too expensive.

I kept my head down and didn’t say a word. I lasted one year then peaced out. I’m glad I went into a different field now in consulting, but I look back and honestly feel like they helped me prepare for the worst in the consulting world. So thank you?

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