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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
exhilarant copper knife parlor
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
marvelous depressive
  07/31/16
Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious
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drab provocative philosopher-king
  08/02/16
Sounds like you are fucked bro
Purple Know-it-all Forum Pervert
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
exhilarant copper knife parlor
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
Purple Know-it-all Forum Pervert
  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
comical cheese-eating lodge
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
exhilarant copper knife parlor
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
zippy prole point
  07/31/16
are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
exhilarant copper knife parlor
  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
zippy prole point
  07/31/16
lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your o...
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the people on this site are deranged
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  07/31/16
how so?
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youre a fucking idiot bro. "complaining about poo...
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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youre not alpha or 6'0. and lol @ "im thix foot, a...
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180 the gorgon
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: exhilarant copper knife parlor

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: marvelous depressive

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: insane snowy lay electric furnace

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Learning disabled library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Cowardly heady half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac abnormal locus digit ratio

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac abnormal locus digit ratio

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: drab provocative philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Purple Know-it-all Forum Pervert

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: exhilarant copper knife parlor

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Purple Know-it-all Forum Pervert

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: exhilarant copper knife parlor

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: vibrant massive parlour faggotry



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: zippy prole point

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: comical cheese-eating lodge

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: exhilarant copper knife parlor

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: zippy prole point

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: exhilarant copper knife parlor

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: zippy prole point

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: insane snowy lay electric furnace

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: drab provocative philosopher-king



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Diverse sexy stag film

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: titillating yapping address fat ankles

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: erotic theater stage

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: marvelous depressive

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: titillating yapping address fat ankles



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Slap-happy voyeur

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: marvelous depressive

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: exhilarant copper knife parlor

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: trip internet-worthy location



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: autistic pisswyrm

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Codepig

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Turquoise trust fund telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Gay dog poop

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: zippy prole point

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: insane snowy lay electric furnace

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Nighttime double fault market

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: exhilarant copper knife parlor

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: insane snowy lay electric furnace

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Gay dog poop

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: exhilarant copper knife parlor

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Gay dog poop

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Codepig

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: insane snowy lay electric furnace

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Gay dog poop

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: insane snowy lay electric furnace

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Nighttime double fault market

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: insane snowy lay electric furnace

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: bull headed metal mother new version

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Gay dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: insane snowy lay electric furnace

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: mischievous pozpig dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: mischievous pozpig dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: motley hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: ivory church psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Purple Know-it-all Forum Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: racy scarlet international law enforcement agency puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: insecure principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Big coldplay fan

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: titillating yapping address fat ankles

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Gay dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: House-broken swashbuckling sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Doobsian resort newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Contagious coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Walnut out-of-control shrine incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed cobalt tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: 180 arrogant idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: adulterous feces foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Walnut out-of-control shrine incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: pungent mental disorder base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: pungent mental disorder base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Fragrant Brilliant Cruise Ship

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Turquoise trust fund telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Sooty idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: bull headed metal mother new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: adventurous filthpig property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Big coldplay fan

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Thriller Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: pungent mental disorder base

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: arousing ungodly house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: insane snowy lay electric furnace

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: galvanic kink-friendly center

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: insane snowy lay electric furnace

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Nighttime double fault market

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: insane snowy lay electric furnace

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Hateful floppy pit quadroon

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Gay dog poop

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: bull headed metal mother new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Big coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: emerald striped hyena site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: dashing ticket booth associate

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: wine charismatic laser beams

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Stimulating Turdskin Field

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: zippy prole point

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: passionate son of senegal cumskin

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: sinister very tactful mad cow disease

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Gay dog poop

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Nighttime double fault market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Learning disabled library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Nighttime double fault market

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Bateful fishy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Transparent Friendly Grandma

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: godawful sanctuary

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Stirring Pistol

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: zippy prole point

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Stirring Pistol

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Nighttime double fault market

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Transparent Friendly Grandma

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Amber mind-boggling national

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: drab provocative philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Naked self-absorbed space

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Big coldplay fan

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: appetizing death wish

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: anal native twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Nighttime double fault market

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Sepia vigorous range mood

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: exciting orchestra pit jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Nighttime double fault market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: nofapping frozen theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac abnormal locus digit ratio

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Topaz Trailer Park Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: ivory church psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: spruce weed whacker private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Nighttime double fault market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Topaz Trailer Park Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Nighttime double fault market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: ivory church psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Nighttime double fault market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Jade den ratface

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: ivory church psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: sinister very tactful mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: jet irradiated stain brunch

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: mischievous pozpig dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Drunken Sapphire Stage

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Drunken Sapphire Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Filthy Slimy Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Learning disabled library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: ivory church psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Talented Mexican Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: motley hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Ultramarine temple pocket flask

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: High-end indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Flatulent set faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine temple pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine temple pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: startled gaped haunted graveyard main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: High-end indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Red trump supporter

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: exhilarant copper knife parlor

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Tantric concupiscible public bath nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: cyan crusty personal credit line

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Opaque Wonderful Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: mischievous pozpig dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: mischievous pozpig dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: motley hunting ground

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: sinister very tactful mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: low-t bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Spectacular Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: crawly vivacious partner

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: mischievous pozpig dilemma

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Bearded casino

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Maize alpha mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: ivory church psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: ivory church psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Maize alpha mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: awkward abode

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: carnelian gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Aquamarine crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Aromatic Vermilion Stead Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: spruce weed whacker private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Talented Mexican Institution

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: big-titted hell

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Maize alpha mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Iridescent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: ivory church psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Iridescent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Sepia vigorous range mood

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: apoplectic hairy legs

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: abusive duck-like reading party

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Walnut out-of-control shrine incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Sick Frum Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: abusive duck-like reading party

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Sick Frum Office

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: abusive duck-like reading party

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: abusive duck-like reading party

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Opaque Wonderful Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: french onyx rigpig macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: ivory church psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Electric Plum Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Obsidian Party Of The First Part Home

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed cobalt tanning salon

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Odious Fighting Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Spectacular Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: boyish slippery state

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: bonkers heaven

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: High-end indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Pontificating whorehouse immigrant

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Laughsome deep locale sound barrier

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Cowardly heady half-breed

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Spectacular Meetinghouse

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2,#49363699)