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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: marvelous twinkling uncleanness round eye It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Nudist Razzle-dazzle Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: diverse kitchen dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Slate racy pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Charcoal out-of-control ticket booth did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Mauve stimulating headpube crackhouse "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Brindle Charismatic Selfie (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Irradiated location coffee pot "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: bateful olive lodge goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Laughsome trump supporter (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: marvelous twinkling uncleanness round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Titillating stag film jew who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: marvelous twinkling uncleanness round eye Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Titillating stag film jew whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: marvelous twinkling uncleanness round eye CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Walnut azn cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Blathering station 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Aqua puppy forum "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#32250229) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#49335487) |