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petition to make battlefield1488 a mod with banning power

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mark e. smith of the fall
  08/18/25
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30 point iq gap
  08/18/25
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mark e. smith of the fall
  08/18/25
it would only need to be a temporary power given to me or so...
battlefield 1488
  08/18/25
your vendetta against TT and lumping him in with nyuug is ex...
Nothing Ever Happens
  08/18/25
yes, you have named the three (3) times over 20(?) years tha...
battlefield 1488
  08/18/25
tommy was posting top shelf AI slop before most people here ...
Nothing Ever Happens
  08/18/25
yes, i remember those posts, too. they were actually quite a...
battlefield 1488
  08/18/25
bullshit, the chronicles of his travels around the world are...
butt cheeks
  08/18/25
does he poast much of that anymore though? it seems like eve...
mark e. smith of the fall
  08/18/25
yup. we just need to gently but firmly push him from the 60:...
battlefield 1488
  08/18/25
most of what I see from him is his current travel posting, g...
butt cheeks
  08/18/25
nigga go back to vbulletin we don't do this sort of analytic...
Nothing Ever Happens
  08/18/25
i am a fan of TT, but a short-term ban isn't the worst thing...
mark e. smith of the fall
  08/18/25
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richard clock
  08/18/25
all of this is completely and deeply correct except your pos...
butt cheeks
  08/18/25
tt is a bort treasure and has won/tied mpm multiple times! ...
See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001
  08/18/25
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richard clock
  08/18/25
i could have made the same post above but chosen not to incl...
battlefield 1488
  08/18/25
honest? there's only one poaster who 100% deserves a ban for...
See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001
  08/18/25
I don’t know what happened between all you guys irl bu...
battlefield 1488
  08/18/25
“be nice to kickball head!” screeched the short ...
jew hater
  08/18/25
"the people replying to this thread all use this board ...
Nothing Ever Happens
  08/18/25
i think this boart is unfortunately done for. in particular ...
mark e. smith of the fall
  08/18/25
gee if only you had just banned spaceporn instead of poking ...
Nothing Ever Happens
  08/18/25
The content was 180 tho fr
mark e. smith of the fall
  08/18/25
spaceporn has outed or attempted to out multiple poasters wh...
See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001
  08/18/25
i thought about including spaceporn in the list of people wh...
battlefield 1488
  08/18/25
I feel bad for sp. I went off on him because I have a tenden...
mark e. smith of the fall
  08/18/25
this kind of pseudo-moral sympathy is pretty cringe, no offe...
battlefield 1488
  08/18/25
Why are you feuding with me? I’ll kill you.
mark e. smith of the fall
  08/18/25
steel yourself to pity, brother. you cannot help other peopl...
battlefield 1488
  08/18/25
I have no idea why I’m like this. Probably bc my fathe...
mark e. smith of the fall
  08/18/25
this is correct
butt cheeks
  08/18/25
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Paul Vasiloff, Esq.
  08/18/25


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Date: August 18th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: mark e. smith of the fall ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194052)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: 30 point iq gap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194059)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: mark e. smith of the fall ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194060)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: battlefield 1488

it would only need to be a temporary power given to me or someone else, like the roman republic Imperator powers temporarily given to an individual in time of emergency

only these people need to be banned from this forum:

nyuug

WLMAS

the other spamming lib pumo (this may also be WLMAS? i don't know and don't really care, they just have to go, the spam is unacceptable)

tommy turdskin

tommy needs a ~3 month temp ban from this forum for his own good. it's possible he could be Reformed and would return after his time-out with more healthy behavior. i don't think he's necessarily a lost cause. but his current behavior is unacceptable

nobody else here needs to be banned. it's literally just those few people responsible for 95% of the pollution of the board. even obeezy i don't think spams enough for a ban to be justified

all it would have ever taken is for rach to show up once a year and hand out bans to the ~5 or so worst problem users. just like in real life, a tiny percentage of the population is responsible for virtually all of the crime. get rid of them and most of your problems go away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194096)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

your vendetta against TT and lumping him in with nyuug is exactly why u can never be mod. TT is a treasure (albeit an extremely mentally ill one). if it were up to you there never wouldn't have been a boat, hamburger stand, lizards on the beach. none of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194120)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: battlefield 1488

yes, you have named the three (3) times over 20(?) years that tommy turdskin has posted something on this board other than constant spamming about his mentally ill racial grievances for attention. good job.

by that logic, nyuug shouldn't be banned either, because he too has occasionally thrown out posts that are not mentally ill racial grievance spam for attention

temp ban tommy for a few months and see if he can work his issues out enough to behave. no one should be treated differently because you feel personally sorry for them. that is why they feel emboldened enough to engage in their anti-social behavior

"Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's "understanding""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194135)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

tommy was posting top shelf AI slop before most people here even knew what AI was. he used to give us regular updates and photos of all the shitholes he popped in to although this sort of died out around covid. the hamburger stand and boat were the comeback, not the first time

it's obvious you just take TT and tiny brown chocobar way too seriously because for some comical reason it strikes a nerve. nyuug spam necrobumps hundreds of times a day, TT's volume is nothing in comparison anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194145)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: battlefield 1488

yes, i remember those posts, too. they were actually quite a while ago now ("you're old:..."). tommy turdskin has not posted anything but racial grievance spam for attention for ~2-3 years. that's a long time, bro

this is why i am proposing a temp ban and not a permanent one. obviously, he is capable of posting normally and not exclusively drunk racial grievance spam for attention - he used to do this. he just needs to face consequences for his actions so that he self-disciplines himself enough to behave

consider, just for a moment, that i may be right about this, and that this proposal would not only be the right thing for the board but also for tommy turdskin personally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194164)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

bullshit, the chronicles of his travels around the world are some of the best posting here ever if you read them, funny, pathos laden, self deprecating, a lot of other positive adjectives, he's a great poaster if take a second look

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194171)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: mark e. smith of the fall ((zurich is stained))

does he poast much of that anymore though? it seems like everything from him now is "furk birdshits, furk muzzies" etc. i'd be fine if the ratio of his travelpoasts to race poasts was 1:3 in favor of race shitpoasting, but it seems to be like 60:1 at this point.

oh, and his investment threading, which is just infuriating because he's been told 100 times to just do a couple ETFs and shut up, but he keeps making active trades and has managed to grow 900k to $1.3m in one of the longest, strongest bull markets in history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194176)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: battlefield 1488

yup. we just need to gently but firmly push him from the 60:1 ratio back to the 3:1 ratio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194219)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

most of what I see from him is his current travel posting, granted I just ignore the other stuff but there is plenty of good stuff for those who want to see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194273)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 10:33 AM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

nigga go back to vbulletin we don't do this sort of analytical modding here. spam is spam and outing is outing and that's it--you know it when you see it. if we had that mentality the past 15 years this board would've been a ghost town a decade ago after a mod pissed all over it with his BIG PLANS. nyuug has only gotten a pass because the median age of the bort is now 57 and we're all in bed during his schizo hours, but it is always preferable to err on the side of <>NOACTION<>.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194218)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: mark e. smith of the fall ((zurich is stained))

i am a fan of TT, but a short-term ban isn't the worst thing in the world. in particular, TT's shilling for israel is annoying as shit. i know indians simp for jews and it's in line with his "pro-indian" schtick but it's annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194174)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194290)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

all of this is completely and deeply correct except your position on TT is wildly wrong



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194152)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

tt is a bort treasure and has won/tied mpm multiple times!

your bias is that you want to get rid of political opponents you find annoying. this isn't mpc. not only is tt a historic poaster, hes a lawyer and had been here far longer than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194315)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194331)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: battlefield 1488

i could have made the same post above but chosen not to include my recommendation for a *****temporary***** ban for tommy turdskin to incentivize his return to a bare minimum of acceptable behavior. i didn't do this because i'm an honest person and am capable of making detached recommendations and choices based on an honest appraisal of the evidence

i could have done this, and avoided all of these argumentative replies about how we should tolerate tommy turdskin's egregiously shitty behavior forever because he made a couple funny threads years ago, or because he's a lawyer (?? lol), and gotten a bunch of blank bumps and praise about how all my recommendations were on point. but i didn't, because i'm honest

you guys should be honest too. the people replying to this thread all use this board often enough to know how stupid and annoying and lazy tommy's drunken spam has gotten, and how rarely he posts anything of actual substance anymore. be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194339)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

honest? there's only one poaster who 100% deserves a ban for recent behavior and that's boner police. he's the last personally to have genuinely outed (as in revealed for the first time) a poaster. that was completely and unjustified and non-retaliatory. and spammed incessantly for months along with other extremely low effort content.

the only reason he hasnt made your list is necause you're pals. you are right in the type of user-based moderation that is ideal, but you're also proving why its hard to achieve. people tend to act within their biases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194395)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: battlefield 1488

I don’t know what happened between all you guys irl but it seems hard to believe that “boner police” outed who he outed for no reason at all. I’m not part of this irl drama so I don’t know

If he really did this unprovoked then yeah I agree that shouldn’t be permitted. I am a firm believer that doxxing is not okay as a deontological rule. We kicked Karlstack out of the Twitter gc because he outs people bc that’s The One Rule

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194407)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: jew hater

“be nice to kickball head!” screeched the short shitskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194417)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

"the people replying to this thread all use this board often enough to know how stupid and annoying and lazy tommy's drunken spam has gotten, and how rarely he posts anything of actual substance anymore. be honest."

it's not us brother, it's you. there are already four (4) distinct posters chiming in to say we <3 TT. butt cheeks for instance is quite conservative but recognizes a Top Poaster when he sees one even if TT happens to be a foaming at the mouth indian CCP plant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194409)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: mark e. smith of the fall ((zurich is stained))

i think this boart is unfortunately done for. in particular over the last year, outing is just done repeatedly and constantly, with zero repercussion. that has an obviously negative effect on participation here. i'm the one person who has been outed the most, and i actually get a kick out of it because nothing bad has ever happened to me, and to be honest i'm pretty much financially independent so i don't really give a fuck if anything does happen, but people see me being outed and they are terrified it'll happen to them so they just quit poasting. i contend this is a huge part of the reason that the board is now almost dead (although that could just be my narcissism).

hilariously, spaceporn is at fault. he's misidentified like 23 people here, but he did actually correctly guess my IRL and he started spamming my name after i made the infamous squirrel thread. i feel like this normalized outing and now a bunch of people routinely have their irl names poasted here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194229)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

gee if only you had just banned spaceporn instead of poking him with a stick taunting him to do more ape detection. crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194238)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: mark e. smith of the fall ((zurich is stained))

The content was 180 tho fr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194244)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: See Ex. C at Bates No. 000001 (gunneratttt)

spaceporn has outed or attempted to out multiple poasters who have done absolutely nothing to him. one time he pissed me off because he was repeatedly outing lynn conway and repeating vicious rumors associated to her irl name all because its know we're irl friends. she was not even poasting at the time and didnt know he was doing it til i told her.

lets not pretend spaceporns shit is always reactionary. its the opposite: people eventually poke him with a stick *because* of his bs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194330)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: battlefield 1488

i thought about including spaceporn in the list of people who need to go. he is a genuinely nasty and evil person who only comes here to try to out people and harm their lives. really, he is a very very bad person

recently there was a news story about a biglawyer who (allegedly) called a black coworker "nigger," and the biglawyer's name was published by his accuser. spaceporn made several threads and posts on this board fishing for information about if the guy posted here and what his moniker(s) were, in an attempt to attack and harass this person and cause damage to their life. he had no prior relationship to or interactions with this person whatsoever. this is extremely malicious and anti-social behavior and has no place here

but he's responsible, directly and indirectly, for so much content creation here. so i hesitate to suggest that he should be banned. really, the right thing would have been for him to have been banned years ago, before the board started declining, and before all the back and forth outing involving him. but that's all in the past now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194247)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: mark e. smith of the fall ((zurich is stained))

I feel bad for sp. I went off on him because I have a tendency to go all out on people for even small slights so I was making like 30 threads a day mocking, defaming and even threatening him at times. The thing is, he’s got issues beyond his control that he can’t change and he’s probably had to deal with a lot of shit his whole life. All of this has contributed to how he interacts with others.

At the same time, he’s very mean spirited and nasty as you said. That can’t just be waved away by saying “well he has this condition….” But on a human level I feel for him. I apologized for all the harassment and I encourage others to leave him alone.

That said, the content from him has been second to none.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194265)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: battlefield 1488

this kind of pseudo-moral sympathy is pretty cringe, no offense. yeah, spaceporn was dealt a bad hand in life, and is an undesirable loser. so are a lot of people. it sucks for them. that's just how life works

there are countless other losers who were dealt a shitty hand in life who are not completely anti-social psychopaths who go around trying to hurt other people for no reason unless they're prevented from doing so by force

i felt sorry for spaceporn when he was outed and revealed as an undesirable loser. i ceased to feel sorry for him when he revealed himself as a deranged psychopath. you should too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194327)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: mark e. smith of the fall ((zurich is stained))

Why are you feuding with me? I’ll kill you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194346)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: battlefield 1488

steel yourself to pity, brother. you cannot help other people who refuse to help themselves. they'll only drag you down with them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194351)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: mark e. smith of the fall ((zurich is stained))

I have no idea why I’m like this. Probably bc my father raped me and that caused me to have risky sex with men, which is obviously how i contracted hiv.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194354)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

this is correct



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194488)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Paul Vasiloff, Esq.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763648&forum_id=2,#49194445)