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Why can't black women order a sandwich w/o making a scene?

Jfc. Just order your shit and don't hold up the line.
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  10/17/13
SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT! DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE!
Dashing shimmering generalized bond locale
  10/17/13
OH YOU GON HAVE TO START DAT ONE OVER
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  10/17/13
OH YOU GOT BACON FO DIS ONE?
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INSTEAD OF PICKLES, CAN I GIT A SIDE OF ANOTHER SANWICH FO F...
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UH UH, OH NOOOO YOU DINT JUS PUT MUTTARD ON DAT ONE
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rofl, i love this subthread
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DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE is a classic
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probably GOAT thread of all time with < 75 replies
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going to use this IRL
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what came first, the video or the thread?
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The original 'DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE' appeared on another mess...
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yea, go flip your shit at some sandwich artist making $6/hr....
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if only they had some ready-to-go basic sandwiches I could g...
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have seen probably 4 or 5 more examples of this since I made...
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flame. black women don't eat salads, unless deep fried.
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i see a lot get salads actually. it's usually the ones that...
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You put enough dressing on salads (and they do), and they ha...
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(white "male" ordering a salad at Outback)
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the steakhouse salad is a top 5 menu item at Outback
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another day another rant
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Another fine example of this last week.
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lol black women
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to be fair that sandwich artist sounds like a gargantuan fuc...
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it was two different sandwich artists. Meat/cheese guy then...
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Lol wtf is going on there
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subway is a well lubricated machine
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you said olives, didn't you?
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almost as good as the "JUST LET IT DO WHAT IT DO" ...
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  05/22/17
lol this is one of my "red dot" threads
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  05/22/17
? Thread is about blacks, not Indians
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Lol black dood at the deli did this last week bc they put to...
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I regret poasting in this deeply problematic thread and acci...
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I find this thread highly insulting
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any more scenes?
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  06/11/17
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  06/11/17
one of the best threads of all time
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  06/11/17
*recent time*
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  07/21/17
Not sure how I missed this.
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OMG LITERALLY "DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE" THIS DESER...
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tbf I've done the same before when they've literally come ou...
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  12/06/19
Not sure this poast really adds value ITT
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  01/09/20
thread is mostly about black women ordering sandwiches in li...
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  02/04/20
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Since the link above is no longer working: https://youtu....
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Lettuce link: https://youtu.be/RmCfLA8_J6k?t=115
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Xo bitch bois proven wrong as usual
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DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE
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SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT
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MUTTARD
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I'm literally the OP of this thread and have been bumping it...
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  12/03/23
*hurls a chair at OP*
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this issue has only gotten worse since the OP
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happy 2023 folks
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a lot of people readign this thread have STILL not clicked t...
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that link was ON POINT and like it was made for the thread, ...
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lmfaoooooooo classiccccc "she shoulda swallowed yo f...
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discreet
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In fairness, that is a truckload of mayo
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180 how this thread has lived long enough to utilize AI tech...
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tbf, that really IS too much lettuce
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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address

Jfc. Just order your shit and don't hold up the line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24251288)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Dashing shimmering generalized bond locale

SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT!

DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24251292)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address

OH YOU GON HAVE TO START DAT ONE OVER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24251306)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:53 AM
Author: Pearl casino water buffalo

OH YOU GOT BACON FO DIS ONE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24251371)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: startled white candlestick maker roommate

INSTEAD OF PICKLES, CAN I GIT A SIDE OF ANOTHER SANWICH FO FREE?

*Proceeds to argue with sandwich maker and later manager for 30 minutes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24251376)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: exhilarant knife property

UH UH, OH NOOOO YOU DINT JUS PUT MUTTARD ON DAT ONE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24251381)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:27 PM
Author: laughsome sapphire step-uncle's house

rofl, i love this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24391256)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:28 PM
Author: Coral electric stage people who are hurt

OH NO U DIT INT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24391268)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:31 PM
Author: up-to-no-good azure macaca organic girlfriend

180 exchange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24391280)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: 180 bossy bawdyhouse



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Medicated adventurous background story heaven

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#29952002)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Bonkers walnut church building cumskin



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: milky soul-stirring sneaky criminal alpha



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Date: March 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Lascivious Demanding Deer Antler

it's amazing we've all seen this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#32935820)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: fluffy scarlet brunch



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: Red Boyish Corner



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Date: February 20th, 2019 6:22 PM
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Date: September 14th, 2020 11:27 AM
Author: fantasy-prone associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#40917369)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 1:58 AM
Author: Red Boyish Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#42078503)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Claret Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#42358031)



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Date: December 19th, 2021 2:04 PM
Author: Deep maroon community account



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Red Boyish Corner



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Date: September 17th, 2023 9:28 PM
Author: Talented Sound Barrier



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Date: September 28th, 2023 3:50 PM
Author: fantasy-prone associate



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Date: April 11th, 2024 2:37 PM
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Date: March 28th, 2017 9:15 AM
Author: Chrome big-titted shrine



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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Claret Tattoo



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Red Boyish Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45751518)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 10:32 AM
Author: Alcoholic abode pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#35024989)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Avocado elastic band hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#46458527)



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Date: October 17th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Mildly autistic giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#28986309)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: Disturbing yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#29939811)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: charismatic coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#29952011)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle nursing home double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#30982272)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Mahogany concupiscible cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#30982323)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: wonderful famous landscape painting school cafeteria

DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE is a classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#32745823)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:42 PM
Author: Mildly autistic giraffe

probably GOAT thread of all time with < 75 replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#32745836)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: Ruby Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#32745910)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 5:03 PM
Author: Harsh dysfunction hospital

going to use this IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#32746010)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 6:47 AM
Author: milky soul-stirring sneaky criminal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#32935459)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: twinkling cracking hell

Pure 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#34126227)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: awkward thirsty church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45751406)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Comical jade gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#32746042)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 8:35 AM
Author: Bistre orchestra pit black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#32935655)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: twinkling cracking hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#34126222)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: twinkling cracking hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#34932023)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:06 AM
Author: Vigorous ticket booth legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#35312272)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 8:44 AM
Author: purple gaming laptop ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#37625240)



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Date: February 20th, 2019 6:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Duck-like Lettuce Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#37815801)



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Date: March 28th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: Contagious stag film weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#39885801)



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Date: October 11th, 2020 9:20 PM
Author: Cerise heady garrison jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#41093703)



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Date: May 9th, 2021 7:32 PM
Author: Ultramarine Trip Center Circlehead

what came first, the video or the thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#42431403)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: Dashing shimmering generalized bond locale

The original 'DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE' appeared on another messageboard in the early 2000's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45092949)



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Date: January 6th, 2022 12:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Duck-like Lettuce Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#43739556)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:03 AM
Author: Charcoal Goal In Life Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#44675079)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 3:03 PM
Author: aromatic stead dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45717622)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 7:37 AM
Author: transparent doobsian spot reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#46492508)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#48127156)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)

still one of the very GOAT in-thread posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#49331631)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bearded marketing idea theatre

decades of establishment white guilt propaganda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33529483)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:56 AM
Author: rambunctious skinny woman university

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24251383)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Deep maroon community account

(cumskin dork meekly ordering steak n cheese at subway, hoping they wont ask if he wants the meat heated)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24251390)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 11:59 AM
Author: startled white candlestick maker roommate

nigger lover

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24251401)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address

yea, go flip your shit at some sandwich artist making $6/hr. def worth it for the extra pickles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24251743)



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Date: October 17th, 2013 1:00 PM
Author: big very tactful resort genital piercing

if only they had some ready-to-go basic sandwiches I could grab with a minimum of interaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24251749)



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Date: October 24th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24297002)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:49 PM
Author: Glittery Space Party Of The First Part

When we repeal the 13th Amendment, autistic parasites like you will also be shackled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#32745896)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Red Boyish Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33529169)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: Cerebral citrine public bath immigrant

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33365917)



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Date: September 6th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: titillating twisted corn cake area

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#40879181)



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Date: October 24th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address

have seen probably 4 or 5 more examples of this since I made this thread. yesterday I saw one lose her shit on this poor asian lady when she informed her that adding cranberries to her salad would cost extra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24297000)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz mad cow disease gay wizard

flame.

black women don't eat salads, unless deep fried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24391189)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:30 PM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address

i see a lot get salads actually. it's usually the ones that are like 300lbs so i assume it's not all they're eating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24391275)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:36 PM
Author: Dashing shimmering generalized bond locale

You put enough dressing on salads (and they do), and they have more calories than the sangwiches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24391331)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Pale pocket flask

(white "male" ordering a salad at Outback)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#26166115)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address

the steakhouse salad is a top 5 menu item at Outback

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#37440711)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:14 PM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address

another day another rant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24391168)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:15 PM
Author: lilac senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24391181)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 3:18 PM
Author: exhilarant knife property

"DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE!" lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24391204)



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Date: November 7th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: stimulating temple toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#24391637)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: translucent market international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#26166039)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Stirring Outnumbered Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#30982335)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:14 PM
Author: startling tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#30982343)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 6:27 PM
Author: Slate Exciting Site Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33529970)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: grizzly pit volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#34126218)



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Date: March 17th, 2014 8:23 AM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address

Another fine example of this last week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#25205153)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: Red Boyish Corner

U need to,leave mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#26166071)



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Date: March 17th, 2014 8:33 AM
Author: Umber Rebellious Mexican Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#25205162)



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Date: August 19th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address

so many instances since last bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#26165322)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Pale pocket flask

lol black women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#26166036)



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Date: September 9th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#26294735)



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Date: September 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: mischievous soggy box office feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#26295045)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address

Black chick in front of me at Subway today busted the "Oh you gonna have to start that one over" line to the guy. I feel bad for the turdskins who work there.

She actually busted it out twice. First the guy put on the normal two slices of cheese even though she only asked for one. She was ok with him taking it off even though it had already went into the toaster. On the condiments though she asked for only oil but no vinegar but they put on both. That was the last straw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#26333000)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Green cruel-hearted piazza

to be fair that sandwich artist sounds like a gargantuan fuck up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#26333048)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address

it was two different sandwich artists. Meat/cheese guy then the condiment/veggie chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#26333111)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: Medicated adventurous background story heaven

Lol wtf is going on there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#29952017)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address

subway is a well lubricated machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33936082)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored lay

This.

"Everything but olives"

Artist: *Proceeds to start with olives*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#26333113)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address

you said olives, didn't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#26333132)



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Date: May 9th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Histrionic Prole

online ordering has been something of a godsend for reducing this sort of fuckup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#42431434)



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Date: January 3rd, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: fantasy-prone associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#48516662)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: navy elite parlour

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#26333055)



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Date: September 15th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: mischievous soggy box office feces

Why are so many Subways owned by turdskins now? I refuse to dine their now, because I don't want a turd handling my food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#26333121)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling tantric set

I think the franchise opportunities are marketed by turds to other turds in the community. They save $$ but hiring their family members to work for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#32745882)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: Dashing shimmering generalized bond locale

Also minority small business loans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#32935648)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:55 PM
Author: Glittery Space Party Of The First Part

cheapest franchise to buy into

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#32745941)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Red Boyish Corner

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#29951987)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#28184086)



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Date: October 17th, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: Red Boyish Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#28986390)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Iridescent misanthropic mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#29951866)



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Date: March 15th, 2016 5:59 PM
Author: Medicated adventurous background story heaven

Just watched black woman deal with court clerk.

With attitude: "So you don't know the court date then?" (Implying he's incompetent)

The clerk says something that makes her feel stupid, something about she has to make her own copies, the court doesn't make copies for her.

"OH OKAY THAT'S FINE," she yells.

Then she walked away, but made sure she sighed really loud and then mumbled something under her breath to announce her dissatisfaction with the entire process. Thought I'd share.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#30063836)



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Date: July 20th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: mischievous soggy box office feces

WHERE DA MANAGER AT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#30982321)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:26 PM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#32745687)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:43 PM
Author: startling tanning salon

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#32745851)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 7:30 AM
Author: Irate opaque menage faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#32935480)



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Date: March 3rd, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Bonkers walnut church building cumskin

where pizza at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#32745937)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 7:36 AM
Author: Chrome big-titted shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#32935487)



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Date: March 28th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: fluffy scarlet brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#32935811)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33365885)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: Dark Greedy Native Multi-billionaire

almost as good as the "JUST LET IT DO WHAT IT DO" thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33365983)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: milky soul-stirring sneaky criminal alpha

lol this is one of my "red dot" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33365988)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 3:29 AM
Author: Hairraiser amber personal credit line library

?

Thread is about blacks, not Indians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#40881302)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Chrome big-titted shrine

Lol black dood at the deli did this last week bc they put too many peppers and onions on his sandwich. He was mad AF and all like "I AINT EATIN DAT". Ofc I thought of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33366013)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: milky soul-stirring sneaky criminal alpha

tbf most proles/poors like to be highly expressive micromanagers when ordering food, it's one of the few areas of life where--just for a moment--they're in control so they milk it for all it's worth.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33366045)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: Dark Greedy Native Multi-billionaire

good point. the artist works for him, if only for a few seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33367609)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Dashing shimmering generalized bond locale

I regret poasting in this deeply problematic thread and accidentally creating a classic racist meme :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33366049)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 2:54 PM
Author: useless base

I find this thread highly insulting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33367738)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: Dark Greedy Native Multi-billionaire

any more scenes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33529163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: Red Boyish Corner

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33529164)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: brilliant juggernaut state

one of the best threads of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33529165)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Dark Greedy Native Multi-billionaire

*recent time*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33529170)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: appetizing pungent trailer park

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PBWAm7jHcJY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33529509)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: deranged floppy jap

holy shit lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33821656)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: odious magenta national

Not sure how I missed this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33821884)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: zombie-like patrolman

OMG LITERALLY "DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE"

THIS DESERVES 1,000 BUMPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33936052)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: Honey-headed passionate round eye ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#34485445)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:21 AM
Author: Irate opaque menage faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#34485446)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Nighttime peach son of senegal chapel

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#34586373)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: thriller sex offender mad-dog skullcap

Hilarious that chicks are always calling their husband/boyfriend to fight for them....equality my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#34586430)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Ruby Wrinkle

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#35274125)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:58 AM
Author: orange misunderstood persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#35312255)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 6:06 AM
Author: Vigorous ticket booth legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#35312271)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 8:04 AM
Author: Chrome big-titted shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#35312399)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: Irate opaque menage faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33741152)



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Date: July 11th, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33748958)



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Date: July 11th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Crusty Yapping Goyim Queen Of The Night

*this thread has been marked precedential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33748964)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 12:06 AM
Author: Irate opaque menage faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33821630)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 9:52 PM
Author: vibrant bat-shit-crazy striped hyena trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#46809778)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Free-loading filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33936042)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: zombie-like patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33936047)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#33936063)



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Date: September 2nd, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: Irate opaque menage faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#34126204)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:19 AM
Author: Irate opaque menage faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#34485443)



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Date: October 20th, 2017 4:23 AM
Author: Mustard Mewling Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#34485451)



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: Irate opaque menage faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#34586364)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: diverse narrow-minded point

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2#24251292

Is that where it all began?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#34932470)



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Date: December 28th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: Carnelian foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#35025102)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Claret Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#35171388)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address

Lulzy one today in the chick fil a drive thru line. Sent back her fries because DEY TOO COLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#35274095)



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Date: February 3rd, 2018 5:59 AM
Author: orange misunderstood persian

tbf I've done the same before when they've literally come out lower than room temperature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#35312256)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: racy lime gas station

(Guy meekly eating cold fries bc he too SHOOK by the idea of confrontation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#39224467)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Red Boyish Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#39663876)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Red Boyish Corner

I stand with the nigress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45751533)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: fantasy-prone associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#36263391)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: motley fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#37183496)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 9:29 AM
Author: buck-toothed whorehouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#37625333)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 12:06 PM
Author: Dashing shimmering generalized bond locale

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#37722450)



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Date: February 20th, 2019 6:18 PM
Author: Emerald bull headed den mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#37815792)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: Claret Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#39224438)



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Date: December 6th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: buck-toothed whorehouse brethren

As moast know, I spend significant spare time at bars.

So I see this with black women & drink orders consistently.

They always order some kind of extravagant, super-sweet drink & there’s inevitably some kind of problem. Often they will have the bartender remake the drink, & then take one sip out of the new drink, grimace, & leave it.

There seem to be two motivations at play based on my repeated analysis.

1. Some are trying to get their drink comped.

2. Almost all get off about the “power” dynamic they have in these interactions. Black women are pretty much the most undesirable demographic in existence. Most get little attention & have little power in their everyday lives (unless in HR). They have deep insecurities & feelings of inferiority. So they eat up their minimal opportunities of having control & reversing the slave/master dynamic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#39224534)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 11:08 AM
Author: Supple crackhouse

Not sure this poast really adds value ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#39404425)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 4:18 PM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address

thread is mostly about black women ordering sandwiches in line in front of you. bars and clubs is a whole different dynamic i'm sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#39541864)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 4:39 PM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#39663340)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 6:04 PM
Author: odious magenta national

Since the link above is no longer working:

https://youtu.be/RmCfLA8_J6k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#39663839)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: diverse narrow-minded point

Lettuce link: https://youtu.be/RmCfLA8_J6k?t=115

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#39663874)



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Date: March 28th, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: internet-worthy pea-brained school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#39885833)



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Date: March 28th, 2020 5:00 PM
Author: Ruby Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#39885874)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Ebony sanctuary ratface

Xo bitch bois proven wrong as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#46492518)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: Deep maroon community account

take some a dat lettuce of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#42358481)



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Date: March 28th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: pearly galvanic hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#39885806)



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Date: April 1st, 2020 3:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Duck-like Lettuce Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#39917214)



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Date: June 15th, 2020 8:27 AM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address

The whole shitshow in Atlanta was probably caused by some black woman holding up the drive thru line, causing the dood to literally pass out from waiting at a standstill for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#40419461)



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Date: September 6th, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: startling tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#40878564)



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Date: September 6th, 2020 4:17 PM
Author: fantasy-prone associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#40879163)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 3:03 AM
Author: fantasy-prone associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#40881288)



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Date: September 10th, 2020 8:37 AM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address

good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#40897491)



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Date: January 13th, 2021 3:09 PM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#41746431)



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Date: November 19th, 2020 3:50 PM
Author: naked onyx cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#41397901)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 1:57 AM
Author: Red Boyish Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#42078502)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 9:35 PM
Author: naked onyx cuckoldry

DAT TOO MANY LETTUCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#43203738)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 10:22 AM
Author: Flatulent massive range

it was posted only one minute after the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#46458539)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 10:01 PM
Author: Adulterous obsidian field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#43203893)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: fishy judgmental lodge

when I was a potbelly legend I had to deal with these retards on both sides of the line. I wanted to kill myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#43203912)



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Date: January 5th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#43737167)



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Date: January 6th, 2022 1:41 AM
Author: Red Boyish Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#43737852)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: irradiated potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#43850724)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: Adulterous obsidian field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#43850943)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:00 AM
Author: Charcoal Goal In Life Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#44675052)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:13 AM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45092856)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:18 AM
Author: orchid rough-skinned theater

SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45092884)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: Gold provocative ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45092925)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:26 AM
Author: tan jet-lagged house kitty cat

MUTTARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45092921)



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Date: August 30th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address

I'm literally the OP of this thread and have been bumping it for almost a decade and have never noticed the "MUTTARD" line until today.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45092938)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 1:40 AM
Author: Irate opaque menage faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#47126983)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 3:03 PM
Author: Deep maroon community account

*hurls a chair at OP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45717619)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 3:28 PM
Author: Chest-beating mind-boggling theater stage

this issue has only gotten worse since the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45717774)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:57 PM
Author: Turquoise hilarious tank address

happy 2023 folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45750938)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: Red Boyish Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45750978)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 1:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Duck-like Lettuce Rehab

i'm a not tattoomo but have sometimes considered getting a deep cut irony tattoo somewhere discrete. if i did, it would be "dats too many lettuce" on my ass or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45750987)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: Deep maroon community account

a lot of people readign this thread have STILL not clicked the youtube link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45751008)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Duck-like Lettuce Rehab

that link was ON POINT and like it was made for the thread, however it has been removed for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45751414)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Deep maroon community account

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmCfLA8_J6k&t=115s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45751423)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Duck-like Lettuce Rehab

lmfaoooooooo classiccccc

"she shoulda swallowed yo faggot ass"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45751425)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 2:04 PM
Author: Spectacular mood principal's office

discreet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45751430)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 9:58 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Duck-like Lettuce Rehab

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/110efn2/subway_employee_shot_and_killed_for_putting_too/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45922992)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: tan jet-lagged house kitty cat

In fairness, that is a truckload of mayo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#45923040)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 9:53 AM
Author: fantasy-prone associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#46309764)



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Date: September 17th, 2023 9:27 PM
Author: Talented Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#46809712)



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Date: December 3rd, 2023 1:39 AM
Author: Irate opaque menage faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#47126980)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 7:51 PM
Author: Buff curious hall legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#47145355)



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Date: January 5th, 2024 2:07 AM
Author: Claret Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#47251440)



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Date: January 5th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: cheese-eating gay parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#47253895)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: Glassy business firm

It sounds like you're referring to a broader conversation about stereotypes and societal expectations. Black women, like anyone, should be able to order a sandwich without any assumptions or judgments attached to their behavior. Unfortunately, systemic biases and stereotypes can lead to unfair scrutiny or misunderstandings. It’s important to approach these topics with sensitivity and an understanding of the larger social context. If you want to discuss this further or share specific examples, I’m here to listen!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#48127166)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 2:27 PM
Author: mauve factory reset button dilemma

Ask what he would do if he were waiting in a subway line for 20 mins while some fat negress screamed “SPREAD DEM TOMATOES OUT” etc at the Pajeet behind the counter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#48127183)



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Date: December 30th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: transparent doobsian spot reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#48501578)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 12:09 AM
Author: marvelous balding locus

https://imgur.com/a/dFCyvfw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#48516710)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: fantasy-prone associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#48516964)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Excitant sepia institution mother

It's amazing how well the faces get done while the fingers are always a gnarled mess. AI also seems to think this lady should have a toe on her hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#48517078)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: arousing roast beef athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#48517601)



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Date: January 4th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: transparent doobsian spot reading party

180 how this thread has lived long enough to utilize AI technology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#48517614)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: fantasy-prone associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#48903047)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Texas School Book Suppository

tbf, that really IS too much lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#49331638)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)

(negress)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2389690&forum_id=2,#49331641)