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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
tell me
Deranged fighting shrine
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Deep Violent Jew
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
aggressive fragrant station sweet tailpipe
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
aphrodisiac university
  12/28/13
fucking lol
contagious salmon giraffe
  05/12/15
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maroon bearded private investor
  05/12/15
so underrated
violent pontificating theater dysfunction
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Shimmering stain area
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Excitant immigrant psychic
  03/31/18
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Indigo talented orchestra pit
  07/18/18
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sick silver sound barrier school
  12/16/21
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  02/16/23
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  12/11/24
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Gold vivacious meetinghouse reading party
  06/11/25
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turbofag
  08/12/25
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frank rizzo
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
indecent motley boiling water
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
laughsome rose stag film
  08/14/13
lmao
Deranged fighting shrine
  05/12/15
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Electric windowlicker
  12/11/24
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galvanic coldplay fan home
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
indecent motley boiling water
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Vibrant adulterous dopamine
  08/14/13
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Deep Violent Jew
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
razzmatazz french heaven organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
rofl
Deranged fighting shrine
  08/14/13
180
sick silver sound barrier school
  08/14/13
rofl
mildly autistic death wish
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
spruce kitty bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
lol
Provocative set mexican
  08/14/13
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Swashbuckling Piazza Brethren
  08/14/13
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Shimmering stain area
  03/10/14
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thriller office sneaky criminal
  03/24/21
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yellow gay wizard milk
  02/16/23
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turbofag
  08/12/25
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Boyish hateful ratface
  08/14/13
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Deep Violent Jew
  08/14/13
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Boyish hateful ratface
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
laughsome rose stag film
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Boyish hateful ratface
  08/14/13
best of thread
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
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lemon scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
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galvanic coldplay fan home
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
galvanic coldplay fan home
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
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Deep Violent Jew
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
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Deep Violent Jew
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Deep Violent Jew
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Shivering national
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
laughsome rose stag film
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
carnelian karate
  08/14/13
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Deranged fighting shrine
  08/14/13
180
histrionic trailer park
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vigorous ivory gaping
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Swashbuckling Piazza Brethren
  08/15/13
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blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/17/13
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contagious salmon giraffe
  01/19/16
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Excitant immigrant psychic
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
carnelian karate
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
lemon scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
lemon scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
lol
Vermilion passionate filthpig
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Boyish hateful ratface
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
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lemon scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
amethyst hell
  08/14/13
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useless wrinkle
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Boyish hateful ratface
  08/14/13
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Stubborn diverse institution
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
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lemon scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
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wonderful yapping community account locus
  09/11/13
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  02/16/23
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thriller office sneaky criminal
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
lemon scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
lemon scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Drab Black Woman Crackhouse
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Sable hairless center
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
razzmatazz french heaven organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
razzmatazz french heaven organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
sick silver sound barrier school
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
vengeful queen of the night property
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Disgusting crotch
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
lemon scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Sable hairless center
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Drab Black Woman Crackhouse
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
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disturbing resort main people
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Sable hairless center
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Sable hairless center
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Sable hairless center
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Sable hairless center
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Sable hairless center
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Sable hairless center
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Deep Violent Jew
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Deep Violent Jew
  08/14/13
whatever
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Mustard persian
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
lemon scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Boyish hateful ratface
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
lol
histrionic trailer park
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
180
sick silver sound barrier school
  08/14/13
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Arrogant Spot
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Boyish hateful ratface
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
irradiated menage
  08/14/13
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irradiated menage
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
sick silver sound barrier school
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
sick silver sound barrier school
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Deep Violent Jew
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Deep Violent Jew
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
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Unhinged khaki stage
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
histrionic trailer park
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Dashing green corn cake rehab
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
magenta kink-friendly state preventive strike
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
sick silver sound barrier school
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
sick silver sound barrier school
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
lemon scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
sick silver sound barrier school
  08/14/13
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cordovan big therapy lay
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
lmao
Deep Violent Jew
  08/14/13
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disturbing resort main people
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
startled dull school cafeteria volcanic crater
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
White Gaming Laptop Genital Piercing
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  08/14/13
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irradiated menage
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
Pics?
disrespectful alpha box office
  08/14/13
link?
Electric windowlicker
  08/17/13
...
Deranged fighting shrine
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Soul-stirring out-of-control dog poop
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Crimson Slippery Ladyboy Plaza
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
lemon scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
flesh water buffalo
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
chocolate lodge sex offender
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
chocolate lodge sex offender
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
chocolate lodge sex offender
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Dead aromatic house
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
judgmental marvelous cuckold field
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
chocolate lodge sex offender
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
snowy slap-happy really tough guy
  08/14/13
Underrated
cordovan big therapy lay
  08/15/13
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Shimmering stain area
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
judgmental marvelous cuckold field
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
snowy slap-happy really tough guy
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
hairraiser brunch boltzmann
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
lemon scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Adventurous indian lodge
  08/14/13
lol
Provocative set mexican
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Adventurous indian lodge
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Provocative set mexican
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Adventurous indian lodge
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
judgmental marvelous cuckold field
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Internet-worthy Location
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Drab Black Woman Crackhouse
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
lake racy space
  08/14/13
180
Comical gas station halford
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Provocative set mexican
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Swashbuckling Piazza Brethren
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Provocative set mexican
  08/14/13
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Pearly becky multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
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Concupiscible associate
  08/14/13
180
chocolate lodge sex offender
  08/14/13
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snowy slap-happy really tough guy
  08/15/13
...
flesh water buffalo
  08/17/13
...
180 nursing home
  09/11/13
Lmao
Know-it-all Hospital
  06/07/17
...
turbofag
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
twisted mind-boggling mother
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Pearly becky multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
crawly selfie library
  08/14/13
lol
chocolate lodge sex offender
  08/14/13
...
Pearl codepig
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Brindle free-loading sanctuary
  08/14/13
180
Titillating red nowag
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Stirring ceo
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Medicated senate
  08/17/13
poignant
ungodly tan kitchen fanboi
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
lascivious prole
  08/17/13
...
Pearly becky multi-billionaire
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
180 nursing home
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
wonderful yapping community account locus
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
hairraiser brunch boltzmann
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
aphrodisiac university
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Odious idiotic azn
  12/28/13
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Effete Filthy Abode
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Exhilarant Scarlet Hunting Ground Public Bath
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Spectacular poppy church personal credit line
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Transparent Striped Hyena Whorehouse
  03/10/14
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contagious salmon giraffe
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
amethyst hell
  05/12/15
...
curious beta feces
  01/19/16
...
Swashbuckling Piazza Brethren
  10/25/17
...
Electric windowlicker
  11/29/15
...
Electric windowlicker
  12/23/15
...
contagious salmon giraffe
  01/05/16
...
Electric windowlicker
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Cracking Antidepressant Drug
  06/07/17
...
curious beta feces
  09/22/17
...
blue people who are hurt hissy fit
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
swollen cowardly chapel goal in life
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
bateful erotic legend
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
swollen cowardly chapel goal in life
  07/18/18
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thriller office sneaky criminal
  04/30/19
...
Electric windowlicker
  06/21/20
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Electric windowlicker
  06/23/20
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Orchid razzle haunted graveyard electric furnace
  07/11/20
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thriller office sneaky criminal
  12/16/21
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thriller office sneaky criminal
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Deranged fighting shrine

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Deep Violent Jew

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: aggressive fragrant station sweet tailpipe

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac university

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: contagious salmon giraffe

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: violent pontificating theater dysfunction

so underrated

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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Gold vivacious meetinghouse reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: indecent motley boiling water

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: laughsome rose stag film

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Deranged fighting shrine

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Electric windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: galvanic coldplay fan home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: indecent motley boiling water

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Vibrant adulterous dopamine

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Deep Violent Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: razzmatazz french heaven organic girlfriend

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Deranged fighting shrine

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: sick silver sound barrier school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: mildly autistic death wish

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: spruce kitty bawdyhouse

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Provocative set mexican

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Piazza Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Shimmering stain area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: thriller office sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: yellow gay wizard milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Boyish hateful ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Deep Violent Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Boyish hateful ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: laughsome rose stag film

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Boyish hateful ratface

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: lemon scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: galvanic coldplay fan home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: galvanic coldplay fan home

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Deep Violent Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Deep Violent Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Deep Violent Jew

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Shivering national

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: laughsome rose stag film

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: carnelian karate

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Deranged fighting shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: histrionic trailer park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: vigorous ivory gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Piazza Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: contagious salmon giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Excitant immigrant psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: carnelian karate

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: lemon scourge upon the earth

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: lemon scourge upon the earth

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Vermilion passionate filthpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Boyish hateful ratface

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: lemon scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: amethyst hell

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: useless wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Boyish hateful ratface

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Stubborn diverse institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: lemon scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: wonderful yapping community account locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: wonderful yapping community account locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: thriller office sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: lemon scourge upon the earth

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: lemon scourge upon the earth

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Drab Black Woman Crackhouse

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Sable hairless center

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: razzmatazz french heaven organic girlfriend

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: razzmatazz french heaven organic girlfriend

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: sick silver sound barrier school

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: vengeful queen of the night property

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Disgusting crotch

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: lemon scourge upon the earth

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Sable hairless center

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Drab Black Woman Crackhouse

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: disturbing resort main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Sable hairless center

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Sable hairless center

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Sable hairless center

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Sable hairless center

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Sable hairless center

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Sable hairless center

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Deep Violent Jew

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Deep Violent Jew

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Mustard persian

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: lemon scourge upon the earth

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Boyish hateful ratface

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: histrionic trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: sick silver sound barrier school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Arrogant Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Boyish hateful ratface

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: irradiated menage

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: irradiated menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: sick silver sound barrier school

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: sick silver sound barrier school

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Deep Violent Jew

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Deep Violent Jew

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Unhinged khaki stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: histrionic trailer park

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Dashing green corn cake rehab

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: magenta kink-friendly state preventive strike

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: sick silver sound barrier school

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: sick silver sound barrier school

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: lemon scourge upon the earth

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: sick silver sound barrier school

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: cordovan big therapy lay

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Deep Violent Jew

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: disturbing resort main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: startled dull school cafeteria volcanic crater

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: White Gaming Laptop Genital Piercing

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: irradiated menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: disrespectful alpha box office

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Electric windowlicker

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Deranged fighting shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring out-of-control dog poop

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Crimson Slippery Ladyboy Plaza

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: lemon scourge upon the earth

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: flesh water buffalo

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: chocolate lodge sex offender

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: chocolate lodge sex offender

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: chocolate lodge sex offender

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Dead aromatic house

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: judgmental marvelous cuckold field

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: chocolate lodge sex offender

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: snowy slap-happy really tough guy

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: cordovan big therapy lay

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Shimmering stain area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: judgmental marvelous cuckold field

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: snowy slap-happy really tough guy

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: hairraiser brunch boltzmann

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: lemon scourge upon the earth

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Provocative set mexican

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Provocative set mexican

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Adventurous indian lodge

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: judgmental marvelous cuckold field

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Location

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Drab Black Woman Crackhouse

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: lake racy space

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Comical gas station halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Provocative set mexican

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Piazza Brethren

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Provocative set mexican

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Pearly becky multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: chocolate lodge sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: snowy slap-happy really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: flesh water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: 180 nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Know-it-all Hospital

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: twisted mind-boggling mother

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Pearly becky multi-billionaire

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: crawly selfie library

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: chocolate lodge sex offender

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Pearl codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Brindle free-loading sanctuary

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Titillating red nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Stirring ceo

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Medicated senate

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: ungodly tan kitchen fanboi

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: lascivious prole

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Pearly becky multi-billionaire



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: 180 nursing home

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: wonderful yapping community account locus

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: hairraiser brunch boltzmann

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac university

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Odious idiotic azn

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Effete Filthy Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant Scarlet Hunting Ground Public Bath

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Spectacular poppy church personal credit line

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Transparent Striped Hyena Whorehouse

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: contagious salmon giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: amethyst hell

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: curious beta feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Piazza Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Electric windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Electric windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: contagious salmon giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Electric windowlicker



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Cracking Antidepressant Drug

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: curious beta feces



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: blue people who are hurt hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: swollen cowardly chapel goal in life

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: bateful erotic legend

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: swollen cowardly chapel goal in life

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: thriller office sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Electric windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Electric windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Orchid razzle haunted graveyard electric furnace



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: thriller office sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: thriller office sneaky criminal



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