My wife fucked our racist neighbor.
| Amber locale | 07/06/16 | | Cruel-hearted Newt | 07/06/16 | | henna thriller nursing home old irish cottage | 07/12/17 | | Exhilarant sapphire house laser beams | 04/21/18 | | passionate stage | 10/05/18 | | hyperventilating comical trailer park | 07/03/19 | | Spectacular Elite Resort French Chef | 07/07/19 | | hyperventilating comical trailer park | 07/03/20 | | Beady-eyed Police Squad Theater Stage | 07/21/20 | | racy area | 09/13/20 | | Dashing Hominid | 03/16/22 | | Submissive Lascivious Lay Nowag | 06/24/22 | | Odious Mewling Stag Film Codepig | 07/04/25 | | azure bbw potus | 07/04/25 | | Boyish background story | 07/06/16 | | deranged dilemma tattoo | 07/06/16 | | brilliant legend circlehead | 07/07/16 | | racy area | 07/05/19 | | Fishy provocative dragon sandwich | 07/06/16 | | tripping avocado persian station | 07/06/16 | | Glittery buff orchestra pit | 07/06/16 | | misunderstood stubborn cuck | 07/06/16 | | bat-shit-crazy navy fortuitous meteor | 07/06/16 | | tan vigorous goal in life | 07/06/16 | | supple mad-dog skullcap hissy fit | 07/06/16 | | shimmering cruise ship | 07/06/16 | | Ocher Cerebral Weed Whacker Idiot | 10/05/18 | | yellow haunting prole | 07/06/16 | | territorial bisexual round eye | 07/06/16 | | salmon impressive shrine jewess | 07/06/16 | | Wonderful dull meetinghouse jew | 07/06/16 | | indigo principal's office | 07/06/16 | | salmon impressive shrine jewess | 07/06/16 | | costumed razzle pit macaca | 07/06/16 | | Chocolate office depressive | 07/12/17 | | 180 jet university | 07/06/16 | | Wonderful dull meetinghouse jew | 07/06/16 | | Slimy menage | 07/06/16 | | zippy site | 07/06/16 | | Cheese-eating forum roast beef | 07/06/16 | | Swashbuckling hospital genital piercing | 07/06/16 | | Cheese-eating forum roast beef | 07/06/16 | | zippy site | 07/06/16 | | Milky hell deer antler | 07/06/16 | | Cheese-eating forum roast beef | 07/06/16 | | territorial bisexual round eye | 07/06/16 | | Cheese-eating forum roast beef | 07/06/16 | | territorial bisexual round eye | 07/06/16 | | Cheese-eating forum roast beef | 07/06/16 | | territorial bisexual round eye | 07/06/16 | | Cheese-eating forum roast beef | 07/06/16 | | Drunken Ivory Ladyboy | 07/06/16 | | Cheese-eating forum roast beef | 07/06/16 | | Black out-of-control set | 07/22/17 | | stimulating pearly associate | 07/06/16 | | Concupiscible corner half-breed | 07/06/16 | | Cheese-eating forum roast beef | 07/06/16 | | Vivacious House-broken Telephone Factory Reset Button | 07/06/16 | | Ruddy Box Office Mediation | 07/06/16 | | salmon impressive shrine jewess | 07/06/16 | | Ruddy Box Office Mediation | 07/06/16 | | salmon impressive shrine jewess | 07/06/16 | | Arousing honey-headed property | 02/14/18 | | Electric Hot Really Tough Guy | 02/14/18 | | white preventive strike | 07/04/18 | | bateful gunner business firm | 07/06/16 | | fuchsia theater mother | 07/06/16 | | salmon impressive shrine jewess | 07/06/16 | | Frozen chad | 07/07/16 | | supple mad-dog skullcap hissy fit | 07/10/16 | | Submissive Lascivious Lay Nowag | 06/24/22 | | Odious Mewling Stag Film Codepig | 04/09/23 | | translucent mentally impaired partner | 07/06/16 | | Curious Parlour Reading Party | 07/06/16 | | Slimy menage | 07/06/16 | | bull headed seedy step-uncle's house | 07/06/16 | | bull headed seedy step-uncle's house | 07/06/16 | | Cheese-eating forum roast beef | 07/06/16 | | silver hairraiser casino | 07/06/16 | | Cheese-eating forum roast beef | 07/06/16 | | Embarrassed to the bone kitchen | 07/06/16 | | hyperventilating comical trailer park | 07/21/20 | | Burgundy base | 07/06/16 | | Nubile trip location | 07/06/16 | | Motley Lake Sanctuary Knife | 07/06/16 | | glassy irradiated dopamine piazza | 07/06/16 | | Burgundy base | 07/06/16 | | 180 jet university | 07/06/16 | | salmon impressive shrine jewess | 07/06/16 | | Milky hell deer antler | 07/06/16 | | Slimy menage | 07/06/16 | | aquamarine address | 07/06/16 | | Nubile trip location | 03/13/17 | | Electric Hot Really Tough Guy | 02/14/18 | | Burgundy base | 04/21/18 | | Turquoise charismatic striped hyena garrison | 05/13/18 | | Submissive Lascivious Lay Nowag | 06/24/22 | | Histrionic clown parlor | 06/24/22 | | awkward razzmatazz center faggot firefighter | 07/06/16 | | brilliant legend circlehead | 07/06/16 | | violent unhinged church building | 07/06/16 | | twisted sick yarmulke | 07/06/16 | | painfully honest senate pocket flask | 07/06/16 | | Flushed exciting rehab | 07/07/16 | | hyperventilating comical trailer park | 07/03/19 | | hyperventilating comical trailer park | 07/15/20 | | Anal indecent lodge | 04/09/23 | | overrated aphrodisiac haunted graveyard | 07/06/16 | | Milky hell deer antler | 07/06/16 | | Slimy menage | 07/06/16 | | tan vigorous goal in life | 06/17/17 | | Rose library | 07/06/16 | | Cheese-eating forum roast beef | 07/06/16 | | underhanded locus | 07/06/16 | | Milky hell deer antler | 07/06/16 | | appetizing pistol gay wizard | 07/06/16 | | Turquoise charismatic striped hyena garrison | 07/06/16 | | Drab marvelous electric furnace home | 07/06/16 | | Nubile trip location | 07/07/16 | | Transparent Volcanic Crater Blood Rage | 07/07/16 | | Drunken Ivory Ladyboy | 07/07/16 | | Titillating plaza | 12/15/16 | | violet fighting national | 03/13/17 | | hyperventilating comical trailer park | 07/03/19 | | Spectacular Elite Resort French Chef | 07/07/19 | | Transparent Volcanic Crater Blood Rage | 07/07/16 | | supple mad-dog skullcap hissy fit | 07/10/16 | | brilliant legend circlehead | 12/15/16 | | stirring milk | 03/13/17 | | white preventive strike | 05/19/17 | | hyperventilating comical trailer park | 07/03/19 | | big brunch stain | 07/03/19 | | bossy filthy wrinkle karate | 12/13/20 | | startling death wish | 03/16/22 | | Vengeful nibblets | 04/09/23 | | Vengeful nibblets | 07/04/24 | | Nubile trip location | 12/15/16 | | Turquoise charismatic striped hyena garrison | 12/15/16 | | territorial bisexual round eye | 12/15/16 | | Idiotic stock car multi-billionaire | 12/15/16 | | Fishy provocative dragon sandwich | 12/15/16 | | Galvanic hall | 03/13/17 | | flesh brethren | 03/13/17 | | Nubile trip location | 05/19/17 | | indigo principal's office | 05/19/17 | | brilliant legend circlehead | 05/19/17 | | indigo principal's office | 05/19/17 | | Talented Generalized Bond Cumskin | 05/19/17 | | Galvanic hall | 05/19/17 | | Galvanic hall | 06/17/17 | | Doobsian nudist mexican | 06/17/17 | | supple mad-dog skullcap hissy fit | 06/17/17 | | Nubile trip location | 07/12/17 | | Galvanic hall | 07/12/17 | | Poppy multi-colored fat ankles | 07/12/17 | | supple mad-dog skullcap hissy fit | 07/12/17 | | Soul-stirring Yapping Rigpig | 07/12/17 | | Chocolate office depressive | 07/12/17 | | Exhilarant sapphire house laser beams | 07/12/17 | | Talented Generalized Bond Cumskin | 07/22/17 | | stimulating pearly associate | 08/31/17 | | Submissive Lascivious Lay Nowag | 06/24/22 | | Galvanic hall | 07/22/17 | | fragrant scarlet public bath puppy | 07/22/17 | | Aqua chapel faggotry | 08/31/17 | | cracking topaz black woman | 09/18/17 | | Galvanic hall | 11/05/17 | | Laughsome Church | 11/08/17 | | Galvanic hall | 12/16/17 | | violent unhinged church building | 02/14/18 | | Fishy provocative dragon sandwich | 02/24/18 | | Lemon school cuckold | 02/24/18 | | Burgundy base | 03/22/18 | | tan vigorous goal in life | 04/21/18 | | Exhilarant sapphire house laser beams | 04/21/18 | | salmon impressive shrine jewess | 05/13/18 | | Burgundy base | 05/13/18 | | Galvanic hall | 05/31/18 | | Pearl razzle-dazzle patrolman | 06/15/18 | | Up-to-no-good digit ratio boiling water | 06/15/18 | | tan vigorous goal in life | 06/15/18 | | mind-boggling heaven wagecucks | 06/15/18 | | thirsty field international law enforcement agency | 07/04/18 | | sepia excitant range headpube | 07/03/19 | | Diverse Trump Supporter Antidepressant Drug | 07/04/18 | | Galvanic hall | 10/05/18 | | Burgundy base | 10/28/18 | | ultramarine internet-worthy native elastic band | 11/17/18 | | fragrant scarlet public bath puppy | 11/18/18 | | mildly autistic floppy abode giraffe | 07/03/19 | | pea-brained heady ticket booth | 07/03/19 | | Dashing Hominid | 07/03/19 | | Exhilarant sapphire house laser beams | 07/03/19 | | Cerise travel guidebook ratface | 07/03/19 | | Aqua chapel faggotry | 07/03/19 | | supple mad-dog skullcap hissy fit | 07/03/19 | | Burgundy base | 07/07/19 | | Light double fault | 09/03/19 | | supple mad-dog skullcap hissy fit | 07/03/20 | | balding contagious mad cow disease | 07/03/20 | | aromatic stage | 07/03/20 | | hilarious vibrant institution | 07/03/20 | | pungent bonkers point halford | 07/03/20 | | supple mad-dog skullcap hissy fit | 07/04/20 | | Nubile trip location | 07/04/20 | | Adventurous Effete Spot Personal Credit Line | 07/14/20 | | Aggressive judgmental state | 07/15/20 | | green doctorate gas station | 07/21/20 | | hyperventilating comical trailer park | 07/21/20 | | green doctorate gas station | 07/21/20 | | tan vigorous goal in life | 07/21/20 | | tan vigorous goal in life | 07/21/20 | | ultramarine internet-worthy native elastic band | 09/12/20 | | Snowy Hairless Tanning Salon Messiness | 09/12/20 | | Adventurous Effete Spot Personal Credit Line | 10/16/20 | | Laughsome Church | 01/12/21 | | Maniacal Sooty Corn Cake Tank | 01/12/21 | | Burgundy base | 03/16/22 | | tan vigorous goal in life | 03/16/22 | | Laughsome Church | 08/20/21 | | Burgundy base | 11/03/21 | | aromatic stage | 03/16/22 | | tan vigorous goal in life | 03/16/22 | | Fluffy turdskin temple | 03/16/22 | | Pearl razzle-dazzle patrolman | 04/28/22 | | crackhouse marketing idea | 04/28/22 | | nofapping dysfunction | 06/24/22 | | metal bawdyhouse | 06/24/22 | | stead | 07/02/22 | | Offensive internal respiration juggernaut | 09/07/22 | | Amethyst hunting ground theatre | 09/07/22 | | Pearl razzle-dazzle patrolman | 09/07/22 | | fragrant scarlet public bath puppy | 09/07/22 | | nofapping dysfunction | 09/10/22 | | nofapping dysfunction | 04/09/23 | | ultramarine internet-worthy native elastic band | 07/04/23 | | violent unhinged church building | 07/04/23 | | Startled foreskin | 07/04/23 | | hyperactive indian lodge filthpig | 10/25/23 | | translucent mentally impaired partner | 10/25/23 | | brilliant legend circlehead | 10/25/23 | | cobalt whorehouse | 07/22/23 | | Pearl razzle-dazzle patrolman | 10/25/23 | | Well-lubricated lilac becky | 10/25/23 | | buck-toothed den dog poop | 07/04/24 | | sickened slippery market sex offender | 07/03/25 | | Adventurous Effete Spot Personal Credit Line | 10/25/23 | | Rambunctious famous landscape painting | 12/12/23 | | ultramarine internet-worthy native elastic band | 05/27/24 | | ultramarine internet-worthy native elastic band | 07/04/24 | | Pearl razzle-dazzle patrolman | 07/04/24 | | Impertinent liquid oxygen space | 07/04/24 | | Amber locale | 11/17/24 | | Transparent Volcanic Crater Blood Rage | 11/08/24 | | dun bat shit crazy windowlicker roommate | 11/08/24 | | nofapping dysfunction | 11/17/24 | | mildly autistic floppy abode giraffe | 07/03/25 | | tan vigorous goal in life | 07/03/25 | | ultramarine internet-worthy native elastic band | 07/04/25 | | Odious Mewling Stag Film Codepig | 07/04/25 | | harsh main people school cafeteria | 07/03/25 | | blue zombie-like scourge upon the earth organic girlfriend | 07/04/25 | | crackhouse marketing idea | 07/06/25 | | nofapping dysfunction | 12/16/25 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: July 6th, 2016 6:43 AM Author: Amber locale
Although we both have reservations about celebrating the Fourth of July, my wife and I decided there couldn't be any harm in a pool party. We are both supportive of holidays as a general concept. My wife suggested that our neighbors would be gratified if we had some barbecue. I don't know how to make barbecue. My wife suggested we invite Mike and Susan, because they have a barbecue and probably know how to barbecue.
Mike arrived wearing a red Trump hat, which I thought was obnoxious and racist, but before I had a chance for a bro-on-bro conversation, he brushed past me to set up the grill. Susan followed close behind, with their five children in tow. She made an apple pie. I quizzed her on the ingredients, but she wasn't giving up her secrets that easily! I tried a slice. Delicious!
My wife had changed into a Stars and Stripes bikini, one I didn't even know she had. She was now prancing around the pool, passing out beers, flirtatiously bending over to give all the men a nice long look at her cleavage. Pete, the Korean accountant from two blocks down, tried to whistle appreciatively, but he couldn't whistle. The other men were more subtle, but I could see their little smirks and grins. My wife was particularly attentive to Mike, as I could tell from the multiple times her body would "accidentally" brush against him. I cracked open a beer and watched in delighted agony.
Mike looked a little amused when I brought some soy patties out for grilling. I asked him about the Trump hat, hoping that it was just an ironic gesture. "We need more white babies in this country," he said. I was floored by this speech, which could have descended straight from Hitler's mouth. Before I could formulate a sufficient reply, he asked me to pass the "girl patties." I sniffed and went upstairs to watch the baby.
My wife got out of the pool and came inside to rinse. I shut the bathroom door as she showered her wonderful naked body. "We have to talk," I said. I explained that Mike would no longer be acceptable as a guest in our house after this party, because I knew him to be a racist. My wife nodded, then shooed me out of the bathroom. For the rest of the evening, she stayed clear of Mike and began flirting with other men.
The party was a success. I read a slam poem about what the Fourth of July means to dispossessed and marginalized communities, both here and around the world. The audience was very polite, except for Mike, who audibly snorted and rolled his eyes. That said, the burgers were very good and I publicly thanked him for the burgers. Mike ignored me. His kids were fussing about the fireworks show. Finally, Susan said she would drive them down to the harbor to look at the fireworks. Our other guests agreed that sounded like fun. Mike said he'd join them after cleaning the grill. I went upstairs to check on our son again. He was fast asleep.
When I came down, Mike was just finishing up. He had gathered all the rubbish from the patio into a large black bag and hauled to the dumpster. As she washed the dishes, my wife watched Mike's thick muscular back through the kitchen window. The door opened and Mike went into the kitchen to wash his hands. As he toweled his giant manpaws, my wife suddenly turned to him and asked what he thought about her.
"What do you mean?" Mike said.
My wife shut off the faucet and leaned forward, her cleavage framed in the perfect scoop of her neckline. Her wet hands ran along her shirt, giving visible outline to her erect nipples. She drew closer to Mike, her fingers lightly stroking his chest, tracing down to his hips. Mike smiled.
"What do you think of these?" In a swift motion, she lifted up her shirt, showing her beautiful naked breasts.
Mike gasped. "They're beautiful." He turned to me. "Wow, tree man, you are one lucky son of a bitch."
I grinned painfully, my eyes shot through with fear. How dare she do this before my eyes! How dare she disrespect me like this.
"You can be lucky too," she said to Mike.
"But Susan--"
"But Susan." My wife giggled. Her fingers lightly danced to the tent Mike was pitching in his trousers.
"tree man, if you don't get a hold of your wife, I'm going to fuck her," Mike boomed.
And he did. In a moment, they were transported by crazy lust, pulling each other's clothes off and fucking right before my astonished eyes on the kitchen counter. I felt the protest rise to my throat, coming out only as pathetic mewl. I buried my face in the couch, crying tears of rage and shame as their moans grew louder and longer. I looked up, only to see the strong muscular Mike plowing with his gigantic member into my wife's willing vulnerable cunt. I beat the pillow. "This must stop! This must stop!"
Mike stopped for a moment, confused, but my wife gently encouraged him to take her from behind. "tree man won't do anything." Her mocking laugh filled the house, as I ran outside to plunge myself into the pool, hoping I would drown. But I couldn't hold my breath long enough to drown, so I climbed back out of the pool.
I returned to find Mike pumping away at my wife. Sopping wet, I collapsed into a useless heap and watched them ecstatically fuck each other senseless. Mike shot his load deep into my wife's pussy and she sucked him off. They showered and left to watch the fireworks.
I have not spoken to my wife since she returned.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2,#30862528) |
 |
Date: July 6th, 2016 6:52 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Newt
'Mike looked a little amused when I brought some soy patties out for grilling. I asked him about the Trump hat, hoping that it was just an ironic gesture. "We need more white babies in this country," he said. I was floored by this speech, which could have descended straight from Hitler's mouth.'
180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2,#30862534) |
Date: July 6th, 2016 8:59 AM Author: zippy site
Mike posted a pic of the encounter:
http://i.imgur.com/cRwciFM.png
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2,#30862742) |
Date: July 6th, 2016 9:16 AM Author: Ruddy Box Office Mediation
Keep ur head up tree man!
Also lmao @ "The party was a success. I read a slam poem about what the Fourth of July means to dispossessed and marginalized communities, both here and around the world."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2,#30862780) |
Date: July 6th, 2016 1:37 PM Author: Motley Lake Sanctuary Knife
"as I ran outside to plunge myself into the pool, hoping I would drown. But I couldn't hold my breath long enough to drown, so I climbed back out of the pool."
oddly the most vivid, captivating imagery in the whole piece
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2,#30864336) |
Date: July 6th, 2016 5:03 PM Author: Rose library
Both rock hard and laughing.
180, brother.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2,#30865640) |
Date: July 7th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: Transparent Volcanic Crater Blood Rage
thank u for outstanding attention to detail
e.g. the Korean neighbor who couldn't whistle
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2,#30870694) |
Date: July 3rd, 2019 5:19 PM Author: Cerise travel guidebook ratface
“Before I could formulate a sufficient reply, he asked me to pass the ‘girl patties.’”
This made me LOL IRL
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2,#38479833) |
Date: March 16th, 2022 11:31 AM Author: tan vigorous goal in life
Freeman come back.
I want to hear about how it is going in the Reddit Battalion.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2,#44158222) |
Date: September 7th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: Offensive internal respiration juggernaut
"Wow, tree man, you are one lucky son of a bitch."
===
not so lucky anymore.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2,#45131644) |
Date: July 4th, 2023 5:32 PM Author: Startled foreskin
damn, never seen this thread before.
it should be made into a movie
big fan of the not being able to whistle part for the movie
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2,#46509261) |
Date: July 3rd, 2025 11:51 AM Author: harsh main people school cafeteria Subject: Germany Niubian Pills 3000 mg, Xinwei Male Enhancement Pills - p
Buy Germany Niubian Male Enhancement Pills is made to help people who wish to have better sexual existence develop confidence and produce real happiness for them.
https://www.poerkan.com/product/germany-niubian-pills/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2,#49068919) |
|
|