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How the fuck are you not in utter fear of getting pancreatic cancer pwned??!

Not easily diagnosed early. By the time you find out, you ha...
Light Laughsome Ticket Booth Faggotry
  07/25/21
What can you do to avoid it
outnumbered ape
  07/25/21
get the shot
lascivious theatre
  07/25/21
Let’s live life in fear! Stay the fuck home! Wear two...
appetizing fear-inspiring quadroon tanning salon
  07/25/21
...
Fragrant Insecure Goyim Nibblets
  07/25/21
Ok now what?
Concupiscible cumskin
  07/25/21
fraud virus is fraud. but pancreatic cancer is real, brother...
Light Laughsome Ticket Booth Faggotry
  07/25/21
I'm not afraid to die.
Crystalline cowardly depressive
  07/25/21
don't drive! you could die instantly from car crash!!!
rusted immigrant
  07/25/21
i've been paying pfizer $75 per month for anti-pancreatic ca...
Glassy Antidepressant Drug
  07/25/21
Heard they give you a discount on bear repellant
Crystalline cowardly depressive
  07/25/21
same, it is 180. I use the "plus" version which...
rusted immigrant
  07/25/21
I've already had pancreatic cancer, so pretty sure i'm immun...
Chestnut razzle locus community account
  09/14/21
RIP Norm
Light Laughsome Ticket Booth Faggotry
  09/14/21
Maxing out my 401k keeps me calm
white shrine
  09/14/21
Try not to eat more than 50 hot dogs per year.
navy marvelous casino azn
  09/14/21
this is why you should never go to the doctor, why would you...
vermilion magical international law enforcement agency
  09/14/21
Remember his Mayo Clinic bit?
cerebral sandwich puppy
  09/14/21
no
vermilion magical international law enforcement agency
  09/14/21
...
A very JCM Christmas
  12/23/25
I don't drink so thats a major risk factor right there
Doobsian bonkers foreskin
  09/14/21
Only thing you can do prob is take it easy on your pancreas ...
Boyish Bronze Sweet Tailpipe
  09/14/21
booze too
Hateful Diverse Jew
  09/14/21
Yes
Boyish Bronze Sweet Tailpipe
  09/14/21
:(
UN peacekeeper
  12/23/25
I’d be glad to get a pancreatic cancer diagnosis rn. C...
n-word scissorhands
  12/23/25
Fortuitous Pancreatic Cancer
Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century
  12/23/25
Yea, Pancreatic Cancer Fear is real and a thing, but what ar...
(._.`)
  12/23/25


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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:30 PM
Author: Light Laughsome Ticket Booth Faggotry

Not easily diagnosed early. By the time you find out, you have 8 months to live (and not good ones at that). Wtf! How are you going about life as if this won't get you!??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#42838706)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: outnumbered ape

What can you do to avoid it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#42838707)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: lascivious theatre

get the shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#42838744)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: appetizing fear-inspiring quadroon tanning salon

Let’s live life in fear! Stay the fuck home! Wear two masks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#42838716)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: Fragrant Insecure Goyim Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#42838719)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible cumskin

Ok now what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#42838723)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:36 PM
Author: Light Laughsome Ticket Booth Faggotry

fraud virus is fraud. but pancreatic cancer is real, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#42838735)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:39 PM
Author: Crystalline cowardly depressive

I'm not afraid to die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#42838746)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: rusted immigrant

don't drive! you could die instantly from car crash!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#42838776)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: Glassy Antidepressant Drug

i've been paying pfizer $75 per month for anti-pancreatic cancer injections.

and not a single bit of pancreatic cancer since i started. best money ive ever spent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#42838789)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:55 PM
Author: Crystalline cowardly depressive

Heard they give you a discount on bear repellant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#42838795)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 2:01 PM
Author: rusted immigrant

same, it is 180.

I use the "plus" version which costs me 3x but def worth it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#42838815)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:09 PM
Author: Chestnut razzle locus community account

I've already had pancreatic cancer, so pretty sure i'm immune.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#43117222)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 6:23 PM
Author: Light Laughsome Ticket Booth Faggotry

RIP Norm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#43116798)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 6:24 PM
Author: white shrine

Maxing out my 401k keeps me calm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#43116803)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:05 PM
Author: navy marvelous casino azn

Try not to eat more than 50 hot dogs per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#43117204)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:07 PM
Author: vermilion magical international law enforcement agency

this is why you should never go to the doctor, why would you want to know that you have a terminal illness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#43117211)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: cerebral sandwich puppy

Remember his Mayo Clinic bit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#43117218)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:10 PM
Author: vermilion magical international law enforcement agency

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#43117231)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: A very JCM Christmas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#49535333)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Doobsian bonkers foreskin

I don't drink so thats a major risk factor right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#43117216)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:09 PM
Author: Boyish Bronze Sweet Tailpipe

Only thing you can do prob is take it easy on your pancreas by not eating a carb heavy and sugar including fructose heavy diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#43117221)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:10 PM
Author: Hateful Diverse Jew

booze too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#43117229)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:12 PM
Author: Boyish Bronze Sweet Tailpipe

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#43117237)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#49535328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: n-word scissorhands

I’d be glad to get a pancreatic cancer diagnosis rn. Could killself with a totally clear conscience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#49535332)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century

Fortuitous Pancreatic Cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#49535336)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: (._.`)

Yea, Pancreatic Cancer Fear is real and a thing, but what are you going to do? Just live healthy and take care of yourself and try not to think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2,#49535342)