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 Date:  January 4th, 2016 10:02 PM
 Author: apoplectic lodge
 
 *finishes phone call with putin and then gets back to shitting on jeb bush on twitter*
 
  (twist: it's 2022 and yeb has already retired from politics)
  
  (second twist: usa and russian federation are bombing terrorists together and splitting the spoils. phone call was just putin and trump broing it up)
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2,#29522266)
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 Date:  February 10th, 2016 9:56 PM
 Author: coiffed university sneaky criminal
 
 *With Seinfeld intonation*
 
  - Hello, CHINA
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2,#29800662)
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 Date:  February 11th, 2016 10:18 AM
 Author: wonderful talking stock car
 
 "Right. I'm on it. It's done."
 
  *camera slowly zooms out to show him logging into xo and banning Benzo*
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2,#29803296)
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 Date:  September 30th, 2016 3:55 PM
 Author: Cracking painfully honest sanctuary alpha
 
 @realDonaldTrump
 
  For those few people knocking me for tweeting at three o'clock in the morning, at least you know I will be there, awake, to answer the call!
  
  11:37 AM - 30 Sep 2016
  
  https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/781926033159249920
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2,#31529927)
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 Date:  November 9th, 2016 7:49 PM
 Author: cocky wrinkle brunch
 
 "Jesus fucking Christ. Look alive, Barron."
 
  *Barron Trump adjusts full suit and tie and goes on camera with his father at 3 am while Hillary sleeps*
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2,#31863797)
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 Date:  February 16th, 2017 8:22 PM
 Author: boyish home tattoo
 
 *trump picks up*
 
  "He never had the makings of a varsity football player"
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2,#32639505)
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 Date:  September 3rd, 2017 12:52 AM
 Author: Razzmatazz goyim house
 
 HERRO - MISSA TLUMP -... dis a YOU VEE TEE in uh PYONGYANG wis a missa KIM JONG UN
 
  LONG TIME TLUMP MO BUT
  
  WE HAVE uh YOU N Y U U G HOSTAGE.  YOU PAY LOTTA MAHNEY O WE USE A NUCREAR uh BARRISTIC uh MISSUR on HIS uh AYS
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3087609&forum_id=2,#34126878)
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