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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Pungent apoplectic electric furnace
  12/08/25
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Pungent apoplectic electric furnace
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
fiercely-loyal geriatric location
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Appetizing Locale Fanboi
  12/12/25
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fragrant tanning salon
  12/17/25
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learning disabled blathering famous landscape painting people who are hurt
  12/17/25
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Insecure point
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Mewling Keepsake Machete University
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Pungent apoplectic electric furnace
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Mewling Keepsake Machete University
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Pungent apoplectic electric furnace
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
splenetic adulterous meetinghouse mexican
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Pungent apoplectic electric furnace
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Misanthropic Indirect Expression
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Pungent apoplectic electric furnace
  12/18/25
lol
arrogant useless brakes toilet seat
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Misanthropic Indirect Expression
  12/17/25
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Pungent apoplectic electric furnace
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
fragrant tanning salon
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
razzmatazz bronze trailer park digit ratio
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
arrogant useless brakes toilet seat
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
fragrant tanning salon
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
razzmatazz bronze trailer park digit ratio
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
fragrant tanning salon
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
brilliant talented ceo becky
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
sapphire autistic chapel
  12/17/25
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Brass irradiated sound barrier senate
  12/17/25
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Puce internet-worthy circlehead garrison
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
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  12/17/25
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cordovan striped hyena locus
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Pungent apoplectic electric furnace
  12/17/25
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Aromatic legend
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
jet-lagged state half-breed
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Chocolate sticky cruise ship
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
brilliant talented ceo becky
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Chocolate sticky cruise ship
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
brilliant talented ceo becky
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Chocolate sticky cruise ship
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Magical Big Church Halford
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
razzmatazz bronze trailer park digit ratio
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
jet-lagged state half-breed
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
razzmatazz bronze trailer park digit ratio
  12/17/25
...
Magical Big Church Halford
  12/17/25
I am not!
jet-lagged state half-breed
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
excitant crusty knife water buffalo
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Pungent apoplectic electric furnace

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Pungent apoplectic electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal geriatric location

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Appetizing Locale Fanboi

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: fragrant tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: learning disabled blathering famous landscape painting people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Insecure point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Mewling Keepsake Machete University

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Pungent apoplectic electric furnace

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Mewling Keepsake Machete University

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Pungent apoplectic electric furnace

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: splenetic adulterous meetinghouse mexican

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Pungent apoplectic electric furnace

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Misanthropic Indirect Expression

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Pungent apoplectic electric furnace

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: arrogant useless brakes toilet seat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Misanthropic Indirect Expression

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Pungent apoplectic electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: fragrant tanning salon

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz bronze trailer park digit ratio

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: arrogant useless brakes toilet seat

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: fragrant tanning salon

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz bronze trailer park digit ratio

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: fragrant tanning salon

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: brilliant talented ceo becky

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: sapphire autistic chapel

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Brass irradiated sound barrier senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Puce internet-worthy circlehead garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: lilac dragon stag film

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: cordovan striped hyena locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Pungent apoplectic electric furnace

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Aromatic legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged state half-breed

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Chocolate sticky cruise ship

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: brilliant talented ceo becky

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Chocolate sticky cruise ship

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: brilliant talented ceo becky

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Chocolate sticky cruise ship

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Magical Big Church Halford

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz bronze trailer park digit ratio

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged state half-breed

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz bronze trailer park digit ratio

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Magical Big Church Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: jet-lagged state half-breed

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: excitant crusty knife water buffalo

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518198)