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Obeezy: "Wait, what's a 'civil attorney'?" (LINK)
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: .,.,.,,,,,,,,,......................,,,,,,,,,, http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772430&forum_id=2#49257441
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49257591) |
Date: September 11th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: peeface no one on this board, that's for sure
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49257629) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:48 PM Author: Total fucking faggot online (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49257712) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49257597) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: FAFO Schwarz it’s funny that his consistent cluelessness has finally forced him to drop the charade of being a successful professional, so now he’s just going with a farcical “i’m independently wealthy, champ” shtick. what a winner, folks! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49257621) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49257627) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
"Sorry, I went to a top law school and worked at a fancy biglaw firm for a decade before moving on to an amazing in-house legal job... I've simply never heard the term 'civil attorney' used by anyone before, I guess I'm just too prefitigiouf to have ever come across that sort of weird lingo, haha."
Wow good one, I'm sure that explanation will totally fly on a messagebort filled with T14 law grads who also ground out their obligatory 5-10 year stints at V100 firms before moving on to typically miserable in-house legal positions (as is the normal trajectory of an extremely mundane life of corporate law drudgery). |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne I was at a v10 tbf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49257672) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:39 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Whoa, now that's a unique and impressive accomplishment here on XO.
I hear that V10 gods use totally different slang from mere V50 mortals... maybe someday you can share some of it with us! ;) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne Thanks! I do have a lot of really impressive accomplishments to my name. You’re so sweet 🥰 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49257684) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
TY for continuing to bump this thread -- I'm glad my that my damningly idiosyncractic use of weird and obscure "shitlaw" terms like "civil lawyer" is finally being exposed by a true V10 Chad. :) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne You’re being so sweet today! Maybe I was wrong about you after all 😘 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49257701) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 8:27 PM Author: FAFO Schwarz you know that we all fully aware you are a benzo-tier loser megapoasting alone in some dirty hovel, right? your absurd insistence to the contrary is really the only thing that could make you come off as more of a ridiculous clown than you already are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49257896) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 8:28 PM Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne It’s an unfinished garage not a hovel. And I think I’ve done a lot with the space! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49257900) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 9:20 PM Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW It's also not true, obeezy went to a TTTT and worked in shitlaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49258080) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Obeezy c. 2015: Short balding fag with a TTTT pedigree who likes to complain about how much he hates working a miserable shitlaw job and struggling through a bout of serious depression following the suicide of his ugly Asian girlfriend.
Obeezy c. 2020: Extremely tall and handsome alpha stud who went to a prestigious college (where he was a hockey enforcer btw) before going to a top law school and becoming a biglawyer who then transitioned into an awesome and powerful high-paying corporate law job where he barely even has to work... which is perfect because it gives him plenty of time to spend with his beautiful wife and perfect kids.
Obeezy c. 2025: "Lol yeah I don't really 'work' anymore" because he's now worth $10+ million and is fully retired (travels for four months a year with his incredible loving family), scoffing at loser Trumpkin fags who still wagecuck as he relaxes and effortlessly pwns them for fun with a few keystrokes on his phone from a tropical beach somewhere.
Greatest 10 year redemption arc in internet history?
It all almost seems unbelievable... literally! |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: nig therapy spotify podcast lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49257686) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: ...,,,,.. lol embarrassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49257695) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: Jane Goodall of Asian Pussy Lawyer here.
I don't know what a civil attorney is. Never heard the term used.
I'm guessing any lawyer who's not a criminal lawyer? |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: ...,,,,.. Flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49257697) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne I asked ChatGPT and apparently it’s a phrase laymen use. Lawyers certainly don’t.
Which suggests TBF is neither Claire nor zappin. Fascinating. |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: Total fucking faggot online lmao are you retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49257708) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:48 PM Author: i gave my cousin head Date: September 11th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne
I asked ChatGPT and apparently it’s a phrase laymen use. Lawyers certainly don’t. Which suggests TBF is neither Claire nor zappin. Fascinating.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2#49257705) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne Date: September 11th, 2025 7:48 PM Author: i gave my cousin head
Date: September 11th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne
I asked ChatGPT and apparently it’s a phrase laymen use. Lawyers certainly don’t.
Which suggests TBF is neither Claire nor zappin. Fascinating.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2#49257705)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2#49257715)
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:51 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Date: September 11th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne
Date: September 11th, 2025 7:48 PM Author: i gave my cousin head
Date: September 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne
I asked ChatGPT and apparently it’s a phrase laymen use. Lawyers certainly don’t.
Which suggests TBF is neither Claire nor zappin. Fascinating.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2#49257705)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2#49257715)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2#49257729) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:52 PM Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne Date: September 11th, 2025 7:51 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)
To be fair, Date: September 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne
Date: September 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head
Date: September 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne
I asked ChatGPT and apparently it’s a phrase laymen use. Lawyers certainly don’t.
Which suggests TBF is neither Claire nor zappin. Fascinating.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2#49257705)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2#49257715)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2#49257729)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2#49257733) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
LMAO BEEZ |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: i gave my cousin head Lib poasters have had these hilarious "slip ups" hundreds of times in bort history. Remember when they would retire in shame for a week or two back in the day then pop right back up like nothing ever happened. Weird how they just stopped that all of the sudden in the past few years. We would even compile megathreads w links to them all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49257706) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Lmao Obeezy now literally trying to REVERSE BIG WILLIE this and invoke CHATGPT to "prove" that ackkkkkkshually I'M the non-lawyer here "because real lawyers never use this term."
This is quickly becoming an excellent example of why it's impossible to reason with shitlibs, and instead they must simply be dealt with directly and forcefully in other ways. |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:51 PM Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne I mean, here’s Elon Musk’s AI weighing in. I love how this is such a “gotcha” moment for you. Adorable.
Like I said maybe it’s a shitlaw thing? Lawyers don’t use it.
Prompt: I’m a lawyer and I’ve never heard the phrase “civil attorney” before.
Grok: The term "civil attorney" isn't a standard or widely used phrase in legal circles, which might explain why you haven't come across it. It seems to be a colloquial or informal way some people refer to lawyers who handle civil law matters—cases involving private disputes between individuals or entities, like contracts, property, or torts, as opposed to criminal law. Think of it as a layperson's shorthand for a lawyer who deals with lawsuits, disputes, or transactions outside the criminal justice system. |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:52 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) To be fair,
Damn... if only we had a whole message bort filled with actual practicing attorneys who could weigh in on this issue decisively and authoritatively based on their own professional experience spent working in the law.
Oh well -- instead I guess we'll just have to "ask ChatGPT"!
Actual lol over here, you're on a roll today Beez |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:54 PM Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne I asked Grok too!
Like I said lawyers would say they’re in litigation, M&A, PE, EB, L&E, white collar, etc. they’d never say they’re a “civil attorney.”
Savor your huge W though. You finally got me ;-) ;-) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: Total fucking faggot online (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49257711) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 7:54 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,. Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49257747) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 9:04 PM Author: daniel gay luis Whenever he adds :-) to a post he is fuming mad IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49258021) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 9:11 PM Author: preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49258048) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: i gave my cousin head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49258067) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772797&forum_id=2,#49258120) |