"I'm here for the pizza party," said the depressed lawyer
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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:08 PM Author: Orchid domesticated piazza
the hostess smiled and said "this way"
lead him to the Pizza Hut's private party, room, where there were already a dozen balding, early 30-something men in dark grey suits, enjoying soda from giant red cups
"we'll be taking your pizza orders shortly. the party clown you hired will be here in half an hour"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2,#30282982) |
Date: April 15th, 2016 9:14 PM Author: Orchid domesticated piazza
A 32-year old IP litigator, with a sullen look on his bloated face, walks up to the cashier, asks to get a $10 bill broken into quarters
then he heads over to the arcade machines
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2,#30283046) |
Date: April 16th, 2016 10:32 AM Author: Orchid domesticated piazza
once the pizza has been eaten, it was time to celebrate the reason they were all here - Julian's 33rd birthday!
Julian's elderly parents walk into the private party room, carrying in their jittery hands a giant Costco cake with 33 candles on it. Julian is wearing a festive light green tie that matches his conical party hat. they ask him to make a wish and he blows out all 33 candles on just two tries.
his father starts cutting the cake and passing it out. his parents. his mother starts chatting with the clown, bragging that her son has just been promoted to Of Counsel. "That means they won't fire him right away", she boasts
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2,#30285369) |
Date: April 16th, 2016 10:54 AM Author: Orchid domesticated piazza
The birthday celebration is interrupted by a beep
"Who just joined?", blurted out half the people in the room in unison, as by instinct
"This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles," a nasal voice said. "We're just getting started here."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2,#30285453) |
Date: April 16th, 2016 6:48 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Mother Center
a first year just started crying because he's afraid of clowns
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2,#30287403)
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Date: January 28th, 2018 6:59 PM Author: Pearly Irate Forum
*gives you a flower*
by flower i mean SSRI
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2,#35262850) |
Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:45 PM Author: yapping trump supporter
https://www.wsj.com/finance/banking/banking-culture-robert-w-baird-aeccc947
A team of junior bankers had been regularly working until 4 a.m. for weeks when they were called together for a pizza party last year.
Some of the young analysts and associates assumed it was a reward for their work pitching and closing deals on the industrials team at Robert W. Baird, a Midwestern bank founded more than a century ago. Instead, the managers who organized the gathering in Chicago told the group they needed to step up their performance, according to multiple people familiar with the meeting.
Some bankers objected, noting the long hours they were working. Managers replied that they should be working more efficiently, the people familiar with the matter said.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2,#48900310) |
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