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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Bearded bat shit crazy casino french chef
  12/08/25
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Bearded bat shit crazy casino french chef
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Orchid crusty pervert piazza
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Motley Dull Coldplay Fan
  12/12/25
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Bateful Coral Rigpig Electric Furnace
  12/17/25
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multi-colored black woman faggotry
  12/17/25
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Excitant jewess
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Appetizing shivering hunting ground
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Bearded bat shit crazy casino french chef
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Appetizing shivering hunting ground
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Bearded bat shit crazy casino french chef
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
self-absorbed jet indirect expression love of her life
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Bearded bat shit crazy casino french chef
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Onyx racy stag film twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Bearded bat shit crazy casino french chef
  12/18/25
lol
Marvelous deer antler personal credit line
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Onyx racy stag film twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/25
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Bearded bat shit crazy casino french chef
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Bateful Coral Rigpig Electric Furnace
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Henna Irate Volcanic Crater
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Marvelous deer antler personal credit line
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Bateful Coral Rigpig Electric Furnace
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Henna Irate Volcanic Crater
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Bateful Coral Rigpig Electric Furnace
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
beady-eyed legal warrant chad
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Fiercely-loyal abode lettuce
  12/17/25
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nubile persian locale
  12/17/25
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Aphrodisiac hateful kitchen
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
bossy violent ceo
  12/17/25
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Self-centered claret den
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Bearded bat shit crazy casino french chef
  12/17/25
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Chocolate hell sneaky criminal
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Swollen Light Dysfunction Sanctuary
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
geriatric brunch
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
beady-eyed legal warrant chad
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
geriatric brunch
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
beady-eyed legal warrant chad
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
geriatric brunch
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
provocative field
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Henna Irate Volcanic Crater
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Swollen Light Dysfunction Sanctuary
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Henna Irate Volcanic Crater
  12/17/25
...
provocative field
  12/17/25
I am not!
Swollen Light Dysfunction Sanctuary
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Rose nursing home digit ratio
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Bearded bat shit crazy casino french chef

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Bearded bat shit crazy casino french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Orchid crusty pervert piazza

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Motley Dull Coldplay Fan

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Bateful Coral Rigpig Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: multi-colored black woman faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Excitant jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Appetizing shivering hunting ground

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Bearded bat shit crazy casino french chef

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Appetizing shivering hunting ground

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Bearded bat shit crazy casino french chef

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: self-absorbed jet indirect expression love of her life

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Bearded bat shit crazy casino french chef

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Onyx racy stag film twinkling uncleanness

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Bearded bat shit crazy casino french chef

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Marvelous deer antler personal credit line

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Onyx racy stag film twinkling uncleanness

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Bearded bat shit crazy casino french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Bateful Coral Rigpig Electric Furnace

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Henna Irate Volcanic Crater

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Marvelous deer antler personal credit line

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Bateful Coral Rigpig Electric Furnace

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Henna Irate Volcanic Crater

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Bateful Coral Rigpig Electric Furnace

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed legal warrant chad

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal abode lettuce

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: nubile persian locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac hateful kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: bossy violent ceo

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Self-centered claret den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Bearded bat shit crazy casino french chef

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Chocolate hell sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Swollen Light Dysfunction Sanctuary

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: geriatric brunch

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed legal warrant chad

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: geriatric brunch

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed legal warrant chad

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: geriatric brunch

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: provocative field

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Henna Irate Volcanic Crater

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Swollen Light Dysfunction Sanctuary

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Henna Irate Volcanic Crater

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: provocative field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Swollen Light Dysfunction Sanctuary

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Rose nursing home digit ratio

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518198)