2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Stubborn turquoise principal's office new version | 12/16/25 | | mustard bateful party of the first part parlor | 12/16/25 | | Stubborn turquoise principal's office new version | 12/16/25 | | mustard bateful party of the first part parlor | 12/16/25 | | Stubborn turquoise principal's office new version | 12/16/25 | | pearly school cafeteria | 12/20/25 | | cream preventive strike | 12/19/25 | | hyperactive histrionic center ape | 12/20/25 | | Underhanded Idiotic Brunch | 12/19/25 | | Stubborn turquoise principal's office new version | 12/20/25 | | Underhanded Idiotic Brunch | 12/20/25 | | hyperactive histrionic center ape | 12/20/25 | | Light Really Tough Guy Area | 12/16/25 | | hyperactive histrionic center ape | 12/20/25 | | Light Really Tough Guy Area | 12/22/25 | | Multi-colored Coiffed Range Partner | 12/16/25 | | Stubborn turquoise principal's office new version | 12/16/25 | | Multi-colored Coiffed Range Partner | 12/16/25 | | sienna station faggot firefighter | 12/16/25 | | Mind-boggling sound barrier people who are hurt | 12/19/25 | | sienna station faggot firefighter | 12/19/25 | | lime domesticated trust fund | 12/20/25 | | clear lascivious nursing home toaster | 12/16/25 | | hairraiser national security agency | 12/16/25 | | hyperactive histrionic center ape | 12/20/25 | | Low-t garrison | 12/20/25 | | Passionate set | 12/16/25 | | massive marvelous jewess | 12/20/25 | | Passionate set | 12/23/25 | | mustard bateful party of the first part parlor | 12/16/25 | | hyperactive histrionic center ape | 12/20/25 | | Ocher fragrant hell | 12/21/25 | | mustard bateful party of the first part parlor | 12/16/25 | | Low-t garrison | 12/16/25 | | Passionate set | 12/19/25 | | Low-t garrison | 12/19/25 | | swashbuckling library newt | 12/19/25 | | rose senate | 12/19/25 | | Stubborn turquoise principal's office new version | 12/19/25 | | glittery toilet seat kitchen | 12/19/25 | | glittery toilet seat kitchen | 12/19/25 | | transparent disturbing state doctorate | 12/19/25 | | rose senate | 12/19/25 | | razzle shaky faggotry | 12/19/25 | | Light Really Tough Guy Area | 12/19/25 | | pearly school cafeteria | 12/20/25 | | Navy Location Haunted Graveyard | 12/22/25 | | fishy contagious trailer park | 12/19/25 | | Fuchsia hideous yarmulke | 12/19/25 | | Boyish maize potus ceo | 12/19/25 | | Low-t garrison | 12/19/25 | | Boyish maize potus ceo | 12/19/25 | | cerebral ungodly cruise ship gaping | 12/20/25 | | Flirting carmine parlour mental disorder | 12/19/25 | | curious dead gas station striped hyena | 12/19/25 | | Multi-colored Coiffed Range Partner | 12/19/25 | | Territorial Black Field Gaming Laptop | 12/20/25 | | appetizing resort | 12/19/25 | | Mind-boggling sound barrier people who are hurt | 12/19/25 | | amethyst famous landscape painting | 12/19/25 | | razzmatazz windowlicker | 12/20/25 | | Demanding crawly dilemma therapy | 12/20/25 | | Low-t garrison | 12/20/25 | | hyperactive histrionic center ape | 12/20/25 | | Territorial Black Field Gaming Laptop | 12/20/25 | | Titillating wagecucks | 12/20/25 | | metal shitlib plaza | 12/20/25 | | Fuchsia hideous yarmulke | 12/20/25 | | Titillating wagecucks | 12/21/25 | | glittery toilet seat kitchen | 12/20/25 | | Ocher fragrant hell | 12/20/25 | | Underhanded Idiotic Brunch | 12/21/25 | | Ocher fragrant hell | 12/22/25 | | Underhanded Idiotic Brunch | 12/23/25 | | Ocher fragrant hell | 12/23/25 | | canary unholy hospital | 12/22/25 | | lime domesticated trust fund | 12/22/25 | | lime domesticated trust fund | 12/23/25 | | primrose persian | 12/22/25 | | Navy Location Haunted Graveyard | 12/22/25 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Stubborn turquoise principal's office new version
43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513227) |
 |
Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Underhanded Idiotic Brunch
glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524923) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Multi-colored Coiffed Range Partner
43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513241)
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: mustard bateful party of the first part parlor
I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513992)
|
Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Low-t garrison
mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49514051) |
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: swashbuckling library newt
Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522390) |
Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: rose senate
48
$1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522401)
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Boyish maize potus ceo
Early 40s
$7.6m total
$5m in brokerage
$1.5 in rental real estate equity
200k in primary residence equity
500k retirement account
400k in small business i bought
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523468)
|
Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: curious dead gas station striped hyena
Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523542) |
Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: appetizing resort
Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props)
Crypto: ~$600k
Brokerage: $365k
Retirement: ~$350k
Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523583) |
Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: amethyst famous landscape painting
Age: 46
Cash: $20k
Taxable investment accounts: $500k
Traditional retirement accounts: $750k
Roth retirement accounts: $750k
Home value: $625k
Mortgage: -$150k
Student loans: -$50k
Total: $2.5M
Height: 6'1"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523658) |
Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: razzmatazz windowlicker
42 y/o
1.0M
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524229) |
Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Demanding crawly dilemma therapy
33yo
~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524281) |
Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Ocher fragrant hell
Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49526738) |
|
|