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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
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Pea-brained Casino Elastic Band
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
adulterous doctorate whorehouse
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fucking lol
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tan factory reset button
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
floppy primrose mad cow disease
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Chest-beating rose stag film
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legit
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yellow odious pocket flask athletic conference
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Height of assosciate?
Razzle stead karate
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
floppy primrose mad cow disease
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lmfao
unholy comical mood
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LOL
buff lascivious menage
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lol
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gold cerebral cuckold
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Exhilarant sickened keepsake machete
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
amber public bath
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Moar!
low-t messiness
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
stimulating feces
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mewling cocky lodge really tough guy
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Chartreuse Supple Home
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gold cerebral cuckold
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
costumed community account
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he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Ultramarine cuckoldry
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Dashing school cafeteria
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Charcoal corner circlehead
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It practically writes itself!
low-t messiness
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Charcoal corner circlehead
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Charcoal corner circlehead
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
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coral violent trump supporter
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Pea-brained Casino Elastic Band
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
costumed community account
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Pea-brained Casino Elastic Band
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
costumed community account
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Pea-brained Casino Elastic Band
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Shit
costumed community account
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Dashing school cafeteria
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Dun fiercely-loyal site
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
Domesticated boyish mother sanctuary
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Henna galvanic church building therapy
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costumed community account
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Charcoal corner circlehead
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still going strong
Glittery plaza legal warrant
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(Chip Kelly)
concupiscible fighting hall lettuce
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
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Dashing school cafeteria
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
Flatulent Bull Headed Temple
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
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costumed community account
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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Chartreuse Supple Home
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Vivacious library
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
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*bark aves
Talented rough-skinned boltzmann pozpig
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Painfully honest useless brakes senate
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Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Charcoal corner circlehead
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Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Ultramarine cuckoldry
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aromatic resort
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
concupiscible fighting hall lettuce
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
appetizing geriatric love of her life
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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adulterous doctorate whorehouse
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
concupiscible fighting hall lettuce
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
amber public bath
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
amethyst blathering fanboi
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you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
Fragrant bossy stage round eye
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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lmao
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Chartreuse Supple Home
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Glittery plaza legal warrant
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!!!
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contagious free-loading blood rage
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
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Citrine brunch
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
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Zombie-like Market Mad-dog Skullcap
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Domesticated boyish mother sanctuary
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Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
costumed community account
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Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
flushed quadroon bawdyhouse
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
costumed community account
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
low-t messiness
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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Charcoal corner circlehead
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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hateful salmon rigpig
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concupiscible fighting hall lettuce
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180
Passionate ocher kitty
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Hideous turdskin forum
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Pea-brained Casino Elastic Band
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Glittery plaza legal warrant
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
concupiscible fighting hall lettuce
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(Rick Reilly)
Lime Heady Codepig Prole
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
concupiscible fighting hall lettuce
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great thread
light bespoke crotch mental disorder
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
amber public bath
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
floppy primrose mad cow disease
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Arousing People Who Are Hurt
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Umber gas station goal in life
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Citrine brunch
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
Umber gas station goal in life
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Umber gas station goal in life
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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Naked multi-billionaire
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Glittery plaza legal warrant
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180
Charcoal corner circlehead
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Umber gas station goal in life
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Stubborn Garrison
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Charcoal corner circlehead
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bump for Buddy
Umber gas station goal in life
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Razzle-dazzle Brethren
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
bronze shivering piazza cuck
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
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Dashing school cafeteria
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
coral violent trump supporter
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stimulating feces
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razzmatazz territorial hunting ground
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*makes Buddy partner*
histrionic pearly queen of the night
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concupiscible fighting hall lettuce
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cracking institution
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Vivacious library
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ruh roh
racy base
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hateful salmon rigpig
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who's a good associate?
Fragrant bossy stage round eye
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Slippery Ladyboy Orchestra Pit
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costumed community account
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Vivacious library
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
internet-worthy shrine
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
costumed community account
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1800000000000000000
Dashing school cafeteria
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
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Ebony chapel
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Trip house sneaky criminal
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Mint Soul-stirring Spot Affirmative Action
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Chartreuse Supple Home
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excitant bistre hospital
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holy fucking shit
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Pea-brained Casino Elastic Band
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big irate rehab
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Diverse antidepressant drug
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submissive faggotry meetinghouse
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green locale depressive
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Chartreuse Supple Home
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Charcoal corner circlehead
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go Get Em!
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Charcoal corner circlehead
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Know-it-all fortuitous meteor
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180
hateful salmon rigpig
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180^180
amethyst blathering fanboi
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racy base
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Pea-brained Casino Elastic Band
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olive preventive strike
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
hateful salmon rigpig
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hateful salmon rigpig
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swashbuckling stage
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Startled frum legend nowag
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Glittery plaza legal warrant
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Charcoal corner circlehead
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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splenetic provocative pit
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
seedy hairraiser location organic girlfriend
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underrated
erotic boiling water striped hyena
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splenetic provocative pit
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hateful salmon rigpig
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
racy base
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...
costumed community account
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Bearded Double Fault
  06/03/15
Ouch
costumed community account
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Zombie-like Market Mad-dog Skullcap
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Charcoal corner circlehead
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Dashing school cafeteria
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180
selfie
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Hideous turdskin forum
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Dashing school cafeteria
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hateful salmon rigpig
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splenetic provocative pit
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vermilion parlour internal respiration
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
tripping yarmulke field
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
hateful salmon rigpig
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
swashbuckling stage
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costumed community account
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
hateful salmon rigpig
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
swashbuckling stage
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
low-t messiness
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Startled frum legend nowag
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
translucent abode laser beams
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Startled frum legend nowag
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Charcoal corner circlehead
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Charcoal corner circlehead
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
cobalt incel
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Startled frum legend nowag
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
Startled frum legend nowag
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White Stock Car
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Startled frum legend nowag
  05/26/16
Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Diverse antidepressant drug
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swashbuckling stage
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CR.
Charcoal corner circlehead
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hateful salmon rigpig
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Startled frum legend nowag
  07/26/16
i really like it here
costumed community account
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Charcoal corner circlehead
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Charcoal corner circlehead
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
Charcoal corner circlehead
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Diverse antidepressant drug
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Startled frum legend nowag
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
Diverse antidepressant drug
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Startled frum legend nowag
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costumed community account
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hateful salmon rigpig
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vengeful hairy legs macaca
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Charcoal corner circlehead
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Woah CR friend :-)
Charcoal corner circlehead
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Diverse antidepressant drug
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Opaque sweet tailpipe
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White Stock Car
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Diverse antidepressant drug
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
bat shit crazy office reading party
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hateful salmon rigpig
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hateful salmon rigpig
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party of the first part
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Diverse antidepressant drug
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Startled frum legend nowag
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deep thriller regret
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party of the first part
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dull tanning salon deer antler
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buff lascivious menage
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hateful salmon rigpig
  08/14/17
TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
chrome filthy range
  08/14/17
Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog alle...
hateful salmon rigpig
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Charcoal corner circlehead
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Charcoal corner circlehead
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haunting crackhouse shitlib
  08/17/17
Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talen...
orchid rigor
  08/17/17
tp
Charcoal corner circlehead
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kitchen tank
  08/18/17
he made equity partner https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg
Offensive den
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Gorgeous jet set
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling stage

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: adulterous doctorate whorehouse

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else right before the security guard flips the sign from "open" to "closed"*

*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

Cute Legal Assistant who's also the GF of the biglaw associate that brought in buddy: "Sir, that dog is a licensed attorney. He has just as much of a right to be here as you or me."

*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

*she gives buddy a kiss and tells him to be a good boy--slips letter to her associate boyfriend in the DogPAck*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
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Date: October 28th, 2016 12:14 AM
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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: low-t messiness

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: stimulating feces

the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this board is truly remarkable

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: costumed community account

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Ultramarine cuckoldry

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: low-t messiness

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Flatulent Bull Headed Temple

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: costumed community account



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Pea-brained Casino Elastic Band

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: costumed community account

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Pea-brained Casino Elastic Band

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: costumed community account

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Pea-brained Casino Elastic Band

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: costumed community account

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Dashing school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Dun fiercely-loyal site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Domesticated boyish mother sanctuary

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Henna galvanic church building therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: costumed community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Glittery plaza legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Glittery plaza legal warrant

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: concupiscible fighting hall lettuce

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: costumed community account

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Dashing school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Flatulent Bull Headed Temple

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: concupiscible fighting hall lettuce

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: costumed community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Flatulent Bull Headed Temple

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: concupiscible fighting hall lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Black motley university international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: coral violent trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Chartreuse Supple Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Vivacious library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine cuckoldry

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: costumed community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: aphrodisiac lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: adulterous doctorate whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Vivacious library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: costumed community account

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Talented rough-skinned boltzmann pozpig

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Painfully honest useless brakes senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Ultramarine cuckoldry

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: aromatic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: concupiscible fighting hall lettuce

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: appetizing geriatric love of her life

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling stage

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Ultramarine cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: tan factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: multi-colored hyperventilating friendly grandma nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: aromatic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Henna galvanic church building therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Dashing school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: charismatic outnumbered space wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: floppy primrose mad cow disease

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: adulterous doctorate whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: lavender abnormal scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: wonderful national gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: concupiscible fighting hall lettuce

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: amber public bath

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: amethyst blathering fanboi

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Fragrant bossy stage round eye

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Brass point

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: splenetic provocative pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: racy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: sepia windowlicker

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Spectacular burgundy school background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: curious dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained Casino Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Jet Dilemma Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Diverse antidepressant drug



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Diverse antidepressant drug



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Diverse antidepressant drug



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Chartreuse Supple Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Glittery plaza legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: contagious free-loading blood rage



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling stage

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Citrine brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: glassy mind-boggling famous landscape painting box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: green locale depressive



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: electric electric furnace philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Walnut titillating pervert

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Zombie-like Market Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Domesticated boyish mother sanctuary

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: costumed community account

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: flushed quadroon bawdyhouse

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: costumed community account

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: low-t messiness

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: swashbuckling stage

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: costumed community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: seedy hairraiser location organic girlfriend

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: hateful salmon rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: concupiscible fighting hall lettuce

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Passionate ocher kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Hideous turdskin forum



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Pea-brained Casino Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Glittery plaza legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: concupiscible fighting hall lettuce

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Lime Heady Codepig Prole

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: concupiscible fighting hall lettuce

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: light bespoke crotch mental disorder

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: amber public bath

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: floppy primrose mad cow disease

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Arousing People Who Are Hurt

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Umber gas station goal in life

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Citrine brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Umber gas station goal in life

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Umber gas station goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: histrionic pearly queen of the night

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Naked multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Glittery plaza legal warrant

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Umber gas station goal in life

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Stubborn Garrison

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Umber gas station goal in life

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Brethren

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: bronze shivering piazza cuck

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: bronze shivering piazza cuck

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Dashing school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: coral violent trump supporter

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: stimulating feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz territorial hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: histrionic pearly queen of the night

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: concupiscible fighting hall lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: cracking institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Vivacious library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: racy base

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: hateful salmon rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Fragrant bossy stage round eye

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Slippery Ladyboy Orchestra Pit

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: costumed community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Vivacious library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: internet-worthy shrine

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: costumed community account

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Dashing school cafeteria

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: splenetic provocative pit

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Ebony chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Trip house sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: floppy primrose mad cow disease



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: hateful salmon rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: racy base



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Mint Soul-stirring Spot Affirmative Action



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Chartreuse Supple Home



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: excitant bistre hospital



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: sepia windowlicker

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Pea-brained Casino Elastic Band



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: big irate rehab



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Diverse antidepressant drug



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: submissive faggotry meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: green locale depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Chartreuse Supple Home



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Glittery plaza legal warrant

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Know-it-all fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: hateful salmon rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: amethyst blathering fanboi

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: racy base



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Pea-brained Casino Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author:  olive preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: hateful salmon rigpig

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: hateful salmon rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Startled frum legend nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Glittery plaza legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: splenetic provocative pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: seedy hairraiser location organic girlfriend

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: erotic boiling water striped hyena

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: splenetic provocative pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: hateful salmon rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: racy base

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: costumed community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Bearded Double Fault

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: costumed community account

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Zombie-like Market Mad-dog Skullcap

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Dashing school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author:  selfie

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Hideous turdskin forum



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Dashing school cafeteria



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: hateful salmon rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: splenetic provocative pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: vermilion parlour internal respiration



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author:  tripping yarmulke field

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: hateful salmon rigpig

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: swashbuckling stage

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: costumed community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: hateful salmon rigpig

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling stage

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: low-t messiness

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Startled frum legend nowag



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author:  translucent abode laser beams

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Startled frum legend nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: cobalt incel

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Startled frum legend nowag

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Startled frum legend nowag

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: White Stock Car



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Startled frum legend nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Diverse antidepressant drug

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead

CR.

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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: hateful salmon rigpig



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Startled frum legend nowag



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: costumed community account

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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Diverse antidepressant drug



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Startled frum legend nowag



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Diverse antidepressant drug

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Startled frum legend nowag



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: costumed community account



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: hateful salmon rigpig



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author:  vengeful hairy legs macaca



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead

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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Diverse antidepressant drug



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Opaque sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: White Stock Car



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Diverse antidepressant drug



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: bat shit crazy office reading party

BigLaw Bud part 2:

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: hateful salmon rigpig



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: hateful salmon rigpig



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author:  party of the first part



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Diverse antidepressant drug



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Startled frum legend nowag



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author:  party of the first part



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: dull tanning salon deer antler



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: buff lascivious menage



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: hateful salmon rigpig



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: chrome filthy range

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: hateful salmon rigpig

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: haunting crackhouse shitlib



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: orchid rigor

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead

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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author:  kitchen tank



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Offensive den

he made equity partner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Charcoal corner circlehead

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: mildly autistic clown

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Startled frum legend nowag



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: White Stock Car



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Startled frum legend nowag



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: hateful salmon rigpig

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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: copper dragon milk



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Carnelian idea he suggested

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Emerald Goyim Locus

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author:  flickering native



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: hilarious khaki giraffe



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Glittery plaza legal warrant

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: aromatic resort

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: aromatic resort

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author:  flickering native

See above.

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: aromatic resort

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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Glittery plaza legal warrant

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Glittery plaza legal warrant

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
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