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Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
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vermilion maniacal goyim
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wwop. rate this scholar: http://australiangoldenretriever...
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Spectacular circlehead
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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Hideous Awkward Brunch
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vermilion maniacal goyim
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
Big honey-headed temple queen of the night
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Soul-stirring Pit
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walnut house
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
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Nubile indigo business firm
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Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
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Soul-stirring Pit
  03/11/15
this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
self-centered garrison
  03/11/15
fucking lol
vermilion maniacal goyim
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Spectacular circlehead
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Peach Vivacious People Who Are Hurt
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1800000
Ruby thirsty location immigrant
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legit
Soul-stirring Pit
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bat shit crazy mustard church building
  04/03/15
Height of assosciate?
Doobsian Mediation Sanctuary
  05/08/15
6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Peach Vivacious People Who Are Hurt
  03/12/16
lmfao
transparent becky fat ankles
  10/28/16
LOL
geriatric pozpig
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lol
judgmental nursing home dog poop
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racy emerald persian field
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Sadistic den trust fund
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Glittery chrome shrine
  03/12/15
this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
Curious digit ratio
  03/12/15
Moar!
walnut house
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
trip flirting coffee pot spot
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vermilion maniacal goyim
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Lol 1800
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Brindle ticket booth
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Cerebral Ivory Native Associate
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Out-of-control contagious private investor cuck
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Twisted bateful depressive
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
overrated electric furnace
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Ultramarine 180 property
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vermilion maniacal goyim
  02/21/22
It practically writes itself!
walnut house
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vermilion maniacal goyim
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
vermilion maniacal goyim
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
Big honey-headed temple queen of the night
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Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
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aromatic chest-beating keepsake machete halford
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Soul-stirring Pit
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Soul-stirring Pit
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Soul-stirring Pit
  03/11/15
Shit
Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
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Ultramarine 180 property
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stirring stage
  01/27/22
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floppy avocado legend
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Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
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vermilion maniacal goyim
  02/18/22
still going strong
arousing deranged gunner cumskin
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(Chip Kelly)
wonderful home reading party
  03/11/15
Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
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Ultramarine 180 property
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
Big honey-headed temple queen of the night
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
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Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
  03/11/15
There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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Charismatic Bistre Stage
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Out-of-control contagious private investor cuck
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rough-skinned free-loading set
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
overrated electric furnace
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Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
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nofapping bawdyhouse
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self-centered garrison
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rough-skinned free-loading set
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
  03/11/15
*bark aves
Godawful mad-dog skullcap kitchen
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French elite dopamine multi-billionaire
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
vermilion maniacal goyim
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
overrated electric furnace
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idiotic fantasy-prone stag film useless brakes
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
wonderful home reading party
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Motley library prole
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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Spectacular circlehead
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garnet hall
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floppy avocado legend
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Ultramarine 180 property
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
Peach Vivacious People Who Are Hurt
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self-centered garrison
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Primrose public bath
  03/12/15
Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
wonderful home reading party
  03/12/15
OMG spot on movie voice guy!
Curious digit ratio
  03/12/15
i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
dashing silver lodge
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
Insecure locale macaca
  03/25/15
I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Galvanic scarlet jap resort
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Vibrant Marketing Idea Center
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lmao
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Exciting national psychic
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Soul-stirring Pit
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Sadistic den trust fund
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Out-of-control contagious private investor cuck
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Supple Legal Warrant
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  10/12/25
Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
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Hairraiser Azn
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opaque medicated weed whacker brethren
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
white coldplay fan laser beams
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
stubborn salmon institution volcanic crater
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
walnut house
  10/09/16
Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
adventurous french chef internal respiration
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Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
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vermilion maniacal goyim
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king
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wonderful home reading party
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Nubile indigo business firm
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Soul-stirring Pit
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arousing deranged gunner cumskin
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
wonderful home reading party
  03/12/15
(Rick Reilly)
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  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
wonderful home reading party
  03/12/15
great thread
self-absorbed site gaping
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Curious digit ratio
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Peach Vivacious People Who Are Hurt
  03/12/15
I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Naked mischievous indian lodge
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Exhilarant really tough guy mad cow disease
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Yellow senate bbw
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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Exhilarant really tough guy mad cow disease
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
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vermilion maniacal goyim
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
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vermilion maniacal goyim
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bump for Buddy
Exhilarant really tough guy mad cow disease
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
magical domesticated market ape
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
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Ultramarine 180 property
  03/15/15
Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
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trip flirting coffee pot spot
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titillating buff patrolman sound barrier
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*makes Buddy partner*
beady-eyed onyx lettuce university
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wonderful home reading party
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rough-skinned free-loading set
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ruh roh
Vibrant Marketing Idea Center
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At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
Insecure locale macaca
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
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Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
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rough-skinned free-loading set
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
diverse puce forum
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
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Ultramarine 180 property
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
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Peach Vivacious People Who Are Hurt
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At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king
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Vibrant Marketing Idea Center
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fluffy casino cuckoldry
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Excitant step-uncle's house
  08/27/15
holy fucking shit
thriller cowardly box office
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Soul-stirring Pit
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Shimmering Church Black Woman
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Sadistic den trust fund
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irradiated boiling water international law enforcement agency
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Out-of-control contagious private investor cuck
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vermilion maniacal goyim
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go Get Em!
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Odious disturbing doctorate
  04/05/15
180
At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king
  04/24/15
180^180
dashing silver lodge
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Vibrant Marketing Idea Center
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Soul-stirring Pit
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flesh factory reset button famous landscape painting
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king
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adventurous french chef internal respiration
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arousing deranged gunner cumskin
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vermilion maniacal goyim
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Galvanic scarlet jap resort
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
heady school cafeteria
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underrated
cracking office dingle berry
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Galvanic scarlet jap resort
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At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king
  06/03/15
https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Vibrant Marketing Idea Center
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Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
fragrant parlour mental disorder
  06/03/15
Ouch
Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
opaque medicated weed whacker brethren
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vermilion maniacal goyim
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Ultramarine 180 property
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180
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Nubile indigo business firm
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Ultramarine 180 property
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At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king
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Galvanic scarlet jap resort
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swashbuckling swollen telephone
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Buck-toothed hilarious nowag faggot firefighter
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
adventurous french chef internal respiration
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Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
adventurous french chef internal respiration
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
walnut house
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concupiscible underhanded headpube
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
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concupiscible underhanded headpube
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vermilion maniacal goyim
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vermilion maniacal goyim
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
fighting tanning salon quadroon
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
concupiscible underhanded headpube
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Sadistic den trust fund
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adventurous french chef internal respiration
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CR.
vermilion maniacal goyim
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At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king
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concupiscible underhanded headpube
  07/26/16
i really like it here
Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
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vermilion maniacal goyim
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vermilion maniacal goyim
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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Sadistic den trust fund
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concupiscible underhanded headpube
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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concupiscible underhanded headpube
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Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness
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At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king
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Sooty jewess
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vermilion maniacal goyim
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Woah CR friend :-)
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Sadistic den trust fund
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iridescent gas station
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talented boltzmann
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Sadistic den trust fund
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
Erotic Sticky Hissy Fit
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: Ruby thirsty location immigrant

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:16 PM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:33 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: Ruby thirsty location immigrant

"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to the courthouse by 5, not with this traffic! Unless....."

*partners cast a thoughtful eye toward Buddy*

*James Brown's I Feel Good plays as Buddy bursts out the front door of the building with his necktie collar flapping over his shoulder and the motion in his TumiDog briefcase backpack as he races down the sidewalk*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:42 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: self-centered garrison

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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:50 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Peach Vivacious People Who Are Hurt

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*security guard gives chase as buddy runs up to the judge's office*

Judge: "this is an outrage! in all my years on the bench, i've never seen a dog in the court house! if i had my way i'd--"

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*guard and judge exchange quizical glances*

*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Pit

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Peach Vivacious People Who Are Hurt

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: geriatric pozpig

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:25 PM
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Date: December 1st, 2017 4:10 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:19 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: walnut house

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: trip flirting coffee pot spot

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: racy emerald persian field

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Author: Charcoal bonkers state blood rage

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: overrated electric furnace

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: Ultramarine 180 property



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: walnut house

It practically writes itself!

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Big honey-headed temple queen of the night

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: aromatic chest-beating keepsake machete halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Pit

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Pit

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Pit

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Ultramarine 180 property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: white coldplay fan laser beams

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: floppy avocado legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: arousing deranged gunner cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: arousing deranged gunner cumskin

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: wonderful home reading party

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Ultramarine 180 property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Big honey-headed temple queen of the night

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: wonderful home reading party

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Big honey-headed temple queen of the night

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: wonderful home reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Charismatic Bistre Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: aromatic chest-beating keepsake machete halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Out-of-control contagious private investor cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: rough-skinned free-loading set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: overrated electric furnace

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: nofapping bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: self-centered garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: rough-skinned free-loading set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Godawful mad-dog skullcap kitchen

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: French elite dopamine multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: overrated electric furnace

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: idiotic fantasy-prone stag film useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: wonderful home reading party

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Motley library prole

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: adventurous french chef internal respiration

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: overrated electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Spectacular circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: garnet hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: idiotic fantasy-prone stag film useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: floppy avocado legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Ultramarine 180 property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Beta Glassy Crackhouse Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Peach Vivacious People Who Are Hurt

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: self-centered garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Burgundy stead background story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Primrose public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: wonderful home reading party

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Curious digit ratio

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: dashing silver lodge

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Insecure locale macaca

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Fuchsia abode sweet tailpipe

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Galvanic scarlet jap resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Vibrant Marketing Idea Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: thriller cowardly box office

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Obsidian shitlib community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Exciting national psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: abnormal wild hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Sadistic den trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Sadistic den trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Sadistic den trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Marvelous up-to-no-good piazza roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Out-of-control contagious private investor cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: arousing deranged gunner cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Supple Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: adventurous french chef internal respiration

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Yellow senate bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: irradiated boiling water international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: drab hell fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: hyperventilating comical dilemma preventive strike

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: opaque medicated weed whacker brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: white coldplay fan laser beams

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: stubborn salmon institution volcanic crater

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: walnut house

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: adventurous french chef internal respiration

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: heady school cafeteria

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: wonderful home reading party

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Turquoise seedy parlor hominid

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Nubile indigo business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: arousing deranged gunner cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: wonderful home reading party

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: lavender razzle gaming laptop hunting ground

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: wonderful home reading party

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: self-absorbed site gaping

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Curious digit ratio

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Peach Vivacious People Who Are Hurt

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Naked mischievous indian lodge

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant really tough guy mad cow disease

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Yellow senate bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant really tough guy mad cow disease

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant really tough guy mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed onyx lettuce university

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: tantric new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: arousing deranged gunner cumskin

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Exhilarant really tough guy mad cow disease

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: lascivious feces station

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant really tough guy mad cow disease

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: magical domesticated market ape

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: confused school scourge upon the earth

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: confused school scourge upon the earth

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Ultramarine 180 property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: aromatic chest-beating keepsake machete halford

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: trip flirting coffee pot spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: titillating buff patrolman sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed onyx lettuce university

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: wonderful home reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: jet jet-lagged theatre codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: rough-skinned free-loading set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Vibrant Marketing Idea Center

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Insecure locale macaca

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Hyperactive cyan kitty cat tank

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: rough-skinned free-loading set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: diverse puce forum

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine 180 property

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Galvanic scarlet jap resort

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: kink-friendly faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Passionate pearl ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Peach Vivacious People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Vibrant Marketing Idea Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: fluffy casino cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Out-of-control contagious private investor cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Excitant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: thriller cowardly box office

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Shimmering Church Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Sadistic den trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: shaky carmine windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: irradiated boiling water international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Out-of-control contagious private investor cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: arousing deranged gunner cumskin

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Odious disturbing doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: dashing silver lodge

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Vibrant Marketing Idea Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: flesh factory reset button famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: adventurous french chef internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: concupiscible underhanded headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: arousing deranged gunner cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Galvanic scarlet jap resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: heady school cafeteria

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: cracking office dingle berry

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Galvanic scarlet jap resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Vibrant Marketing Idea Center

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: fragrant parlour mental disorder

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: opaque medicated weed whacker brethren

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Ultramarine 180 property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: rusted whorehouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Nubile indigo business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Ultramarine 180 property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Galvanic scarlet jap resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling swollen telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Buck-toothed hilarious nowag faggot firefighter

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: adventurous french chef internal respiration

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: adventurous french chef internal respiration

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: walnut house

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: concupiscible underhanded headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Chocolate filthpig love of her life

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: concupiscible underhanded headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: fighting tanning salon quadroon

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: concupiscible underhanded headpube

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: concupiscible underhanded headpube

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: talented boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: concupiscible underhanded headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Sadistic den trust fund

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: adventurous french chef internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: concupiscible underhanded headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Sadistic den trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: concupiscible underhanded headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Sadistic den trust fund

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: concupiscible underhanded headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Olive Range Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Sooty jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Sadistic den trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: iridescent gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: talented boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Sadistic den trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Erotic Sticky Hissy Fit

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sick dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Sadistic den trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: concupiscible underhanded headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Brindle ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sick dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: metal cruise ship sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: geriatric pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Haunting insanely creepy corner

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: histrionic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Marvelous up-to-no-good piazza roommate

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: multi-colored ruddy yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: chartreuse frozen sandwich

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Grizzly blathering theater

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Angry selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac chad base



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: irradiated boiling water international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: concupiscible underhanded headpube



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: talented boltzmann



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: concupiscible underhanded headpube



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Twisted bateful depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: At-the-ready theater stage philosopher-king

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Blue partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#38399330)



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Light half-breed trump supporter

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Apoplectic canary organic girlfriend party of the first part

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: alcoholic hospital corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author: Electric goal in life water buffalo



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: arousing deranged gunner cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#47524036)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: idiotic fantasy-prone stag film useless brakes

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: idiotic fantasy-prone stag film useless brakes

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: alcoholic hospital corn cake

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: idiotic fantasy-prone stag film useless brakes

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Ungodly personal credit line principal's office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44001625)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: aggressive address



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43566239)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: tantric new version



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: vermilion maniacal goyim



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: arousing deranged gunner cumskin



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: arousing deranged gunner cumskin

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: Out-of-control contagious private investor cuck



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: arousing deranged gunner cumskin

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#45739945)



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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: arousing deranged gunner cumskin



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



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