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wwop. rate this scholar: http://australiangoldenretriever...
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these links still work 180
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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fragrant deer antler
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Hairless address
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
Insecure base
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exhilarant shrine
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Hairless address
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cyan faggot firefighter
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sepia crackhouse
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well-lubricated yarmulke
  03/11/15
this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
Slate cruise ship
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fucking lol
Hairless address
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chrome stead
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galvanic ultramarine regret
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Comical pervert legend
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1800000
Sexy sanctuary
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legit
well-lubricated yarmulke
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passionate opaque home
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Height of assosciate?
Idiotic nursing home jew
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Comical pervert legend
  03/12/16
lmfao
twisted filthy juggernaut
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LOL
Medicated roast beef heaven
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lol
amber roommate locale
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Excitant Theatre
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bateful site
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Avocado Becky
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geriatric heady native
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haunting tanning salon affirmative action
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cordovan aphrodisiac forum pozpig
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provocative church
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Crawly goyim
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Pearl glittery space dingle berry
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Crusty gay wizard haunted graveyard
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
Fiercely-loyal Vigorous Selfie Business Firm
  03/12/15
Moar!
exhilarant shrine
  03/15/15
the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
mahogany wonderful senate
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Up-to-no-good idea he suggested casino
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Hairless address
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cream keepsake machete doctorate
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bateful site
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Avocado Becky
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at-the-ready exciting dysfunction whorehouse
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provocative church
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Up-to-no-good idea he suggested casino
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Coral institution potus
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Up-to-no-good idea he suggested casino
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Crawly goyim
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
sepia crackhouse
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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charismatic pink volcanic crater meetinghouse
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Hairless address
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It practically writes itself!
exhilarant shrine
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Hairless address
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Hairless address
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Hairless address
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
Insecure base
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sepia crackhouse
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shaky kitty cat
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
well-lubricated yarmulke
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
sepia crackhouse
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
well-lubricated yarmulke
  03/11/15
Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
sepia crackhouse
  03/11/15
i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
well-lubricated yarmulke
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Shit
sepia crackhouse
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charismatic pink volcanic crater meetinghouse
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scarlet state preventive strike
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
Adventurous genital piercing
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lemon striped hyena abode
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sepia crackhouse
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Up-to-no-good idea he suggested casino
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Hairless address
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still going strong
Up-to-no-good idea he suggested casino
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(Chip Kelly)
chrome stead
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
sepia crackhouse
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charismatic pink volcanic crater meetinghouse
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
Insecure base
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
chrome stead
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sepia crackhouse
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
Insecure base
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chrome stead
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Bearded national security agency
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shaky kitty cat
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Coral institution potus
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Concupiscible dead personal credit line
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
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sepia crackhouse
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Slate cruise ship
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Concupiscible dead personal credit line
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
sepia crackhouse
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*bark aves
Duck-like Faggotry
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rambunctious stage
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Hairless address
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Stimulating Maroon Ladyboy Plaza
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frozen theater
  03/11/15
All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
chrome stead
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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galvanic ultramarine regret
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fragrant deer antler
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frozen theater
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lemon striped hyena abode
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charismatic pink volcanic crater meetinghouse
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alcoholic pearly shitlib stag film
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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Slate cruise ship
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aquamarine odious lodge depressive
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
chrome stead
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
Fiercely-loyal Vigorous Selfie Business Firm
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
splenetic fat ankles piazza
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
Azure metal queen of the night gunner
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
Primrose mildly autistic range main people
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orange hilarious spot
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geriatric heady native
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lmao
Carmine Box Office Trust Fund
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cordovan aphrodisiac forum pozpig
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cordovan aphrodisiac forum pozpig
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gold stage
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Coral institution potus
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Up-to-no-good idea he suggested casino
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!!!
Hairless address
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cerebral house
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Up-to-no-good idea he suggested casino
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
contagious gas station degenerate
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mentally impaired jet-lagged office knife
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misanthropic hall
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Olive Lascivious Set Liquid Oxygen
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
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Appetizing umber athletic conference
  03/12/15
Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Adventurous genital piercing
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Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
sepia crackhouse
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
curious twinkling circlehead
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
sepia crackhouse
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
exhilarant shrine
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
contagious gas station degenerate
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sepia crackhouse
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Hairless address
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
cracking autistic resort puppy
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Soul-stirring station coffee pot
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chrome stead
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180
bearded orchestra pit tattoo
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Offensive mental disorder prole
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well-lubricated yarmulke
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Up-to-no-good idea he suggested casino
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
chrome stead
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(Rick Reilly)
flushed toilet seat
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
chrome stead
  03/12/15
great thread
Diverse Filthpig Step-uncle's House
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Fiercely-loyal Vigorous Selfie Business Firm
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Comical pervert legend
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Titillating jet candlestick maker
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
talented effete den
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mentally impaired jet-lagged office knife
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
talented effete den
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talented effete den
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
arousing telephone
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Naked sienna boiling water locus
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Up-to-no-good idea he suggested casino
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180
Hairless address
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
talented effete den
  03/13/15
Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
orchid property
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Hairless address
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
talented effete den
  03/13/15
We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
cyan faggot firefighter
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
stirring round eye
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
stirring round eye
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charismatic pink volcanic crater meetinghouse
  03/15/15
Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
shaky kitty cat
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mahogany wonderful senate
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floppy pisswyrm
  03/16/15
*makes Buddy partner*
arousing telephone
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chrome stead
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Concupiscible dead personal credit line
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ruh roh
geriatric heady native
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Soul-stirring station coffee pot
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
Azure metal queen of the night gunner
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
adulterous gaped public bath
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sepia crackhouse
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Concupiscible dead personal credit line
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
Vibrant Kitty Market
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
sepia crackhouse
  04/02/15
1800000000000000000
charismatic pink volcanic crater meetinghouse
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
orange hilarious spot
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Supple mauve chapel
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Razzle Newt
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geriatric heady native
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Coral institution potus
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navy 180 hunting ground
  08/27/15
holy fucking shit
Carmine Box Office Trust Fund
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well-lubricated yarmulke
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Yapping Gaping Mexican
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cordovan aphrodisiac forum pozpig
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arrogant hospital
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Olive Lascivious Set Liquid Oxygen
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Coral institution potus
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Hairless address
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go Get Em!
Up-to-no-good idea he suggested casino
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Hairless address
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Thriller Hot Son Of Senegal
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180
Soul-stirring station coffee pot
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180^180
splenetic fat ankles piazza
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geriatric heady native
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well-lubricated yarmulke
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Nudist Out-of-control Parlor
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
Soul-stirring station coffee pot
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Soul-stirring station coffee pot
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contagious gas station degenerate
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Carnelian high-end tank
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Up-to-no-good idea he suggested casino
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Hairless address
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Up-to-no-good idea he suggested casino
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orange hilarious spot
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
cracking autistic resort puppy
  05/08/15
underrated
Brass irradiated dilemma
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orange hilarious spot
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Soul-stirring station coffee pot
  06/03/15
https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
geriatric heady native
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sepia crackhouse
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Harsh jap
  06/03/15
Ouch
sepia crackhouse
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Appetizing umber athletic conference
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Hairless address
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charismatic pink volcanic crater meetinghouse
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180
Vivacious Kink-friendly Foreskin Church Building
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Offensive mental disorder prole
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charismatic pink volcanic crater meetinghouse
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Soul-stirring station coffee pot
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orange hilarious spot
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black trip sneaky criminal rigor
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
electric messiness corn cake
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Soul-stirring station coffee pot
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
contagious gas station degenerate
  10/09/15
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sepia crackhouse
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Soul-stirring station coffee pot
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
contagious gas station degenerate
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
exhilarant shrine
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Carnelian high-end tank
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
lake private investor area
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Carnelian high-end tank
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Hairless address
  12/10/21
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Hairless address
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
bistre new version lay
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Carnelian high-end tank
  04/17/16
https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
Carnelian high-end tank
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mustard alcoholic jewess half-breed
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Carnelian high-end tank
  05/26/16
Threads like these are why this bort is the best
cordovan aphrodisiac forum pozpig
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contagious gas station degenerate
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CR.
Hairless address
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Soul-stirring station coffee pot
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Carnelian high-end tank
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i really like it here
sepia crackhouse
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Hairless address
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Hairless address
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
Hairless address
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cordovan aphrodisiac forum pozpig
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Carnelian high-end tank
  10/09/16
One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
cordovan aphrodisiac forum pozpig
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Carnelian high-end tank
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sepia crackhouse
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Hairless address
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Woah CR friend :-)
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mustard alcoholic jewess half-breed
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
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Medicated roast beef heaven
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Soul-stirring station coffee pot
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TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
Mind-boggling Mood Center
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Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog alle...
Soul-stirring station coffee pot
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Hairless address
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Hairless address
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Drunken pit
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Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talen...
gold stage
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tp
Hairless address
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: sepia crackhouse

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Stimulating Maroon Ladyboy Plaza

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: exhilarant shrine

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Hairless address

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Insecure base

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: well-lubricated yarmulke

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: sepia crackhouse

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: well-lubricated yarmulke

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: sepia crackhouse

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: well-lubricated yarmulke

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: sepia crackhouse

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: charismatic pink volcanic crater meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: scarlet state preventive strike



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Adventurous genital piercing

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: lemon striped hyena abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: sepia crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good idea he suggested casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Hairless address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good idea he suggested casino

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: chrome stead

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: sepia crackhouse

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: charismatic pink volcanic crater meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Insecure base

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: chrome stead

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: sepia crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Insecure base

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: chrome stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Bearded national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: shaky kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497457)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible dead personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Stimulating Maroon Ladyboy Plaza

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: sepia crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Lime swashbuckling philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Slate cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Concupiscible dead personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: sepia crackhouse

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Duck-like Faggotry

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: rambunctious stage



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Hairless address

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Stimulating Maroon Ladyboy Plaza

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: frozen theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: chrome stead

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: boyish sticky brunch dog poop

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: contagious gas station degenerate

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Stimulating Maroon Ladyboy Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: galvanic ultramarine regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: fragrant deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: frozen theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: lemon striped hyena abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: charismatic pink volcanic crater meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: alcoholic pearly shitlib stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Comical pervert legend

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Slate cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: swollen water buffalo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: aquamarine odious lodge depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: chrome stead

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Vigorous Selfie Business Firm

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: splenetic fat ankles piazza

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Azure metal queen of the night gunner

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Primrose mildly autistic range main people

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: orange hilarious spot



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Carmine Box Office Trust Fund

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: milky hell electric furnace



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: well-lubricated yarmulke



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: cordovan aphrodisiac forum pozpig



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good idea he suggested casino

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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Hairless address

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: contagious gas station degenerate

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: mentally impaired jet-lagged office knife



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: misanthropic hall



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Histrionic sadistic background story



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Purple cuck theater stage

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Appetizing umber athletic conference



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Adventurous genital piercing

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: sepia crackhouse

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: curious twinkling circlehead

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: sepia crackhouse

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: exhilarant shrine

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: contagious gas station degenerate

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: sepia crackhouse



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: cracking autistic resort puppy

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring station coffee pot



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: chrome stead

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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: bearded orchestra pit tattoo

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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Offensive mental disorder prole



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: well-lubricated yarmulke



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: chrome stead

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: flushed toilet seat

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: chrome stead

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Diverse Filthpig Step-uncle's House

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Vigorous Selfie Business Firm

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Comical pervert legend

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Titillating jet candlestick maker

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: talented effete den

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: mentally impaired jet-lagged office knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: talented effete den

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: talented effete den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: arousing telephone

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Naked sienna boiling water locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good idea he suggested casino

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Hairless address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: talented effete den

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: orchid property

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Hairless address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: talented effete den

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: cyan faggot firefighter

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: stirring round eye

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: stirring round eye

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: charismatic pink volcanic crater meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: shaky kitty cat

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: mahogany wonderful senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: floppy pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: arousing telephone

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: chrome stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Jade aromatic trailer park blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Concupiscible dead personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: geriatric heady native

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring station coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Azure metal queen of the night gunner

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: adulterous gaped public bath

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: sepia crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Concupiscible dead personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: Vibrant Kitty Market

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: sepia crackhouse

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: charismatic pink volcanic crater meetinghouse

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: orange hilarious spot

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Supple mauve chapel



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Razzle Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Comical pervert legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring station coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: geriatric heady native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: unholy trump supporter temple



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Coral institution potus



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: navy 180 hunting ground



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Carmine Box Office Trust Fund

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: well-lubricated yarmulke



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Yapping Gaping Mexican



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: cordovan aphrodisiac forum pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: arrogant hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Olive Lascivious Set Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Coral institution potus



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Hairless address



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good idea he suggested casino

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Hairless address



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Thriller Hot Son Of Senegal



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring station coffee pot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: splenetic fat ankles piazza

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: geriatric heady native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: well-lubricated yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Nudist Out-of-control Parlor



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring station coffee pot

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring station coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: contagious gas station degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Carnelian high-end tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good idea he suggested casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Hairless address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good idea he suggested casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: orange hilarious spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: cracking autistic resort puppy

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Brass irradiated dilemma

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: orange hilarious spot



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Soul-stirring station coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: geriatric heady native

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: sepia crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Harsh jap

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: sepia crackhouse

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Appetizing umber athletic conference

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Hairless address



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: charismatic pink volcanic crater meetinghouse



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Vivacious Kink-friendly Foreskin Church Building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Offensive mental disorder prole



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: charismatic pink volcanic crater meetinghouse



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Soul-stirring station coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: orange hilarious spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: black trip sneaky criminal rigor



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: electric messiness corn cake

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring station coffee pot

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: contagious gas station degenerate

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: sepia crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring station coffee pot

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: contagious gas station degenerate

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: exhilarant shrine

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Carnelian high-end tank



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: lake private investor area

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Carnelian high-end tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Hairless address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Hairless address



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: bistre new version lay

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Carnelian high-end tank

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Carnelian high-end tank

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: mustard alcoholic jewess half-breed



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Carnelian high-end tank



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: cordovan aphrodisiac forum pozpig

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: cordovan aphrodisiac forum pozpig

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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
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