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Middle aged law shrew sent me more nudes

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
omg that tub you should date her just to get access to t...
Bateful regret station
  12/21/16
Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho ...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like ...
Titillating corner
  12/21/16
...
judgmental lettuce
  12/22/16
would schnarf that--not gonna lie
orchid site
  04/09/17
Pretty sure you poasted this before
marvelous nursing home mad cow disease
  12/21/16
Very similar. This one is new today.
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
how old is she
stubborn resort internal respiration
  12/21/16
40ish
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
...
Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse
  12/21/16
Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I w...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
god they are such whores
Cream spot
  12/21/16
write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be i...
contagious soggy knife dilemma
  12/21/16
cr
Wonderful high-end institution kitty cat
  12/21/16
Lmao
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/dafJV
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
you couldn't even correct the grammar?
Titillating corner
  12/21/16
Nope.
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
Loool
Tan Razzmatazz Parlor
  12/21/16
...
Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse
  12/21/16
quotes ruin it
Cream spot
  12/21/16
Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
what was her response?
stubborn resort internal respiration
  12/21/16
Still waiting
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
...
stubborn resort internal respiration
  12/21/16
Nothing yet.
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
...
stubborn resort internal respiration
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/4kY41
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
180000000000000
stubborn resort internal respiration
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
...
stubborn resort internal respiration
  12/21/16
one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd...
Wonderful high-end institution kitty cat
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
...
stubborn resort internal respiration
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/uuWra
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
gooch! omg, that amazing.
Titillating corner
  12/21/16
I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
So good. Thank you for this thread.
big-titted narrow-minded address
  12/22/16
https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/22/16
hahahah
Cream spot
  12/22/16
...
Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse
  12/22/16
LMAO 180
electric indian lodge weed whacker
  12/22/16
180000
Blue exciting pit cuckold
  12/22/16
lmaooooo
Pale nubile state
  12/22/16
...
arousing space volcanic crater
  12/22/16
180
motley cyan masturbator headpube
  12/22/16
180
vivacious quadroon bbw
  12/23/16
179, "cum cannon" would be 180
Magical Forum
  12/26/16
Thundercock makes it 180
racy mewling locale crotch
  04/07/17
lmao
irradiated affirmative action
  10/04/17
...
Red stimulating school patrolman
  10/04/17
180!!
Buck-toothed location foreskin
  10/28/18
ho lee fuk, crying IRL
racy mewling locale crotch
  09/09/20
...
aphrodisiac heaven
  09/09/20
lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort
Amber Multi-colored Hissy Fit
  01/17/21
...
Buck-toothed location foreskin
  01/17/21
LMAO
Sick goyim trump supporter
  11/24/22
180
Sinister locus
  11/24/22
AAA
Sadistic curious step-uncle's house genital piercing
  11/24/22
damn this girl is dirty
Titillating corner
  12/21/16
180
talking house nibblets
  12/22/16
So prescient
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/22/16
...
Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse
  12/21/16
180
talking house nibblets
  12/22/16
lol "who typed the message"--write back "I ri...
Mahogany trip abode
  12/21/16
...
Garnet famous landscape painting
  12/21/16
...
abusive juggernaut
  12/22/16
LOL
Pale nubile state
  12/21/16
...
Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse
  12/21/16
LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to s...
Fragrant Alcoholic Pisswyrm
  12/22/16
...
glittery chad
  12/22/16
...
Pale nubile state
  12/23/16
...
out-of-control principal's office
  12/28/16
Send her the xo link for context
Thriller drab piazza sound barrier
  04/15/19
...
aphrodisiac heaven
  09/09/20
...
adventurous spruce gunner
  12/21/16
Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth canc...
outnumbered stirring kitchen son of senegal
  12/22/16
...
Frozen Wild People Who Are Hurt
  12/26/16
i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what ...
Wonderful high-end institution kitty cat
  12/21/16
Jfc i just threw up
glittery chad
  12/21/16
wtf is going on between her legs?
heady cruise ship filthpig
  12/21/16
See op
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It'...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
...
stubborn resort internal respiration
  12/21/16
Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. S...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
Would jizz and piss on it still
Sexy obsidian hell
  12/21/16
http://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/regs/animal...
Pale nubile state
  12/21/16
Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....
Titillating corner
  12/21/16
She's married. Lives a long way away.
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
wait, so how did you even start texting with her?
Titillating corner
  12/21/16
She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She pro...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
good lord they are such whores describe her facebook phot...
Cream spot
  12/21/16
Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a g...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
You show marked restraint
talking house nibblets
  12/22/16
lol
diverse demanding meetinghouse
  12/22/16
lol
Pale nubile state
  12/21/16
i hate cheaters could never do it myself
Cream spot
  12/21/16
Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless thoug...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she h...
Cream spot
  12/21/16
If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking oth...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/22/16
Very noble of you. I agree
rusted underhanded office
  09/09/20
poast some pix of cucky
Wonderful high-end institution kitty cat
  12/21/16
Nah
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
...
Pale nubile state
  12/21/16
Twist: OP is the cucky.
razzle plum business firm wagecucks
  12/22/16
good times
Titillating corner
  12/21/16
Man, she loves that tub.
shimmering gaming laptop
  12/21/16
*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.
Bateful regret station
  12/22/16
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursul...
Laughsome translucent main people boiling water
  12/22/16
I LOL'd
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/22/16
I've definitely fucked thos fake tits
racy mewling locale crotch
  04/07/17
She looks jewish
beady-eyed stage
  09/09/20
lol she looks totally fuckable man
big overrated set
  12/21/16
damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)
azure bipolar sanctuary
  12/21/16
Face is much better than body.
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
you should have fucked her in law school
Titillating corner
  12/21/16
I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stink...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
pics?
Titillating corner
  12/21/16
All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/22/16
does she have any kids?
stubborn resort internal respiration
  12/21/16
A few
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
wtf chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody els...
stubborn resort internal respiration
  12/21/16
I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp di...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you ca...
shimmering gaming laptop
  12/21/16
Nah. She says his first name.
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/21/16
...
pearly lay
  04/07/17
poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast co...
orchid site
  04/09/17
gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't ...
blathering cowardly stage roommate
  12/22/16
SUPERMAN DAT
Adulterous Ape Dysfunction
  12/22/16
stfu faggot
Lilac flickering keepsake machete
  04/09/17
180 thread any face pics
concupiscible voyeur trust fund
  12/22/16
I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser o...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/22/16
Pls respond
Garnet famous landscape painting
  12/22/16
...
Fragrant Alcoholic Pisswyrm
  12/22/16
You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope y...
insanely creepy home
  12/22/16
I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/22/16
180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew ...
adventurous spruce gunner
  12/22/16
great thread
Twisted Aromatic Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/22/16
...
Lilac flickering keepsake machete
  06/04/17
not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea ...
Yellow disrespectful prole
  12/22/16
fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.
sable comical pervert
  12/22/16
...
Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse
  12/22/16
...
hyperactive hairraiser mother clown
  12/22/16
Came here to say this
Deep doctorate jewess
  12/22/16
a bit sad i missed this thread last night
Boyish organic girlfriend sandwich
  12/22/16
...
judgmental lettuce
  12/22/16
even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for y...
Pale nubile state
  12/22/16
Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while
outnumbered stirring kitchen son of senegal
  12/22/16
I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts. LOL @ J...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/22/16
last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton
Olive cerebral degenerate rehab
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...
metal university
  12/22/16
...
Pale nubile state
  12/22/16
...
sapphire idiot feces
  12/22/16
Lmao
know-it-all alpha area
  12/22/16
LOL
Tantric Brunch Factory Reset Button
  12/22/16
...
outnumbered stirring kitchen son of senegal
  12/22/16
the fabric of our lives ofs
vivacious quadroon bbw
  12/23/16
...
pearly lay
  04/07/17
i fucking love it here
irradiated affirmative action
  10/04/17
...
Razzle-dazzle crackhouse mexican
  10/04/17
...
Tantric Brunch Factory Reset Button
  05/18/20
i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and the...
hyperactive hairraiser mother clown
  12/22/16
Thought that was funny too.
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/22/16
Still haven't responded to her https://imgur.com/a/otcqT
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/22/16
jesus christ
Pale nubile state
  12/22/16
...
orchid site
  04/09/17
now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold
Abnormal scarlet telephone
  12/22/16
...
glittery chad
  12/22/16
To be ric flair, woo!
Costumed native liquid oxygen
  12/22/16
Just made my non-law buddy read this thread. His respons...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/22/16
Urbanbaby
onyx hairless shrine shitlib
  12/22/16
...
Spectacular Gas Station Incel
  12/22/16
!!!
Deep doctorate jewess
  12/22/16
THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REP...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/22/16
i just realized i'm gay
Wonderful high-end institution kitty cat
  12/22/16
...
fighting philosopher-king
  12/22/16
Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins
onyx hairless shrine shitlib
  12/22/16
...
Pale nubile state
  12/22/16
...
abusive juggernaut
  12/22/16
...
big-titted narrow-minded address
  12/23/16
Jesus. . What did I just see
Apoplectic senate sex offender
  04/09/17
...
Glassy double fault
  10/02/17
Me too
Razzle-dazzle crackhouse mexican
  10/04/17
...
racy mewling locale crotch
  09/09/20
...
Gay macaca
  09/09/20
you don't say
talking house nibblets
  09/09/20
Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus...
sapphire idiot feces
  12/22/16
Bridge too far
Salmon provocative base
  12/22/16
...
know-it-all alpha area
  12/22/16
...
vivacious quadroon bbw
  12/23/16
Very disappointing
hyperactive hairraiser mother clown
  12/22/16
THOO DARK!~
Pale nubile state
  12/22/16
jfc
Dashing Purple Orchestra Pit Cuckoldry
  12/22/16
spaghetti?
Laughsome translucent main people boiling water
  12/22/16
was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner th...
Mind-boggling ticket booth love of her life
  12/22/16
18000000000000000000000000
stubborn resort internal respiration
  12/22/16
needs a manicure
cobalt hospital new version
  12/22/16
she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?
cobalt hospital new version
  12/22/16
http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gi...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/22/16
i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor
Cream spot
  12/22/16
Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even...
Garnet famous landscape painting
  12/22/16
that's what so crazy about this whole thing
Twisted Aromatic Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/09/17
Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face
glittery chad
  12/22/16
Lol
appetizing sickened field
  12/22/16
...
Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse
  12/22/16
Lol
Mind-boggling ticket booth love of her life
  12/22/16
...
rusted underhanded office
  04/09/17
...
Lilac flickering keepsake machete
  04/09/17
Xo bannon tbf
Blue exciting pit cuckold
  04/09/17
...
Frozen Wild People Who Are Hurt
  07/27/17
...
outnumbered stirring kitchen son of senegal
  07/27/17
...
talented godawful market
  10/28/18
...
Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse
  10/28/18
...
aphrodisiac heaven
  04/15/19
...
Sinister locus
  11/24/22
Sad!
Titillating corner
  12/22/16
would still bang
Boyish organic girlfriend sandwich
  12/22/16
...
chocolate theater stage twinkling uncleanness
  12/23/16
...
judgmental lettuce
  11/24/22
that pussy looks cavernous
Aqua Turdskin Becky
  12/22/16
3 kids?
racy mewling locale crotch
  04/07/17
2 kids
aphrodisiac heaven
  04/07/17
So here are the last 20 minutes of my life: 1. I clicked ...
unhinged round eye
  12/22/16
LMAO for real! Be thankful for your wife's beautiful goo...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/22/16
...
azure bipolar sanctuary
  12/26/16
...
hyperactive hairraiser mother clown
  12/26/16
...
Apoplectic senate sex offender
  04/09/17
...
zippy theater mental disorder
  08/17/19
...
pea-brained free-loading den
  09/09/20
holy shit that made me sick to my stomach
heady cruise ship filthpig
  04/09/17
...
Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse
  10/02/17
...
galvanic haunting circlehead
  12/22/17
WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!
swashbuckling generalized bond antidepressant drug
  12/22/16
Send her more ifnb lines
Garnet famous landscape painting
  12/22/16
...
stubborn resort internal respiration
  12/22/16
Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all inter...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/22/16
...
Pale nubile state
  12/22/16
So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is ...
Vigorous low-t plaza coldplay fan
  12/22/16
She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be ...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/22/16
get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother
Mind-boggling ticket booth love of her life
  12/22/16
I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/22/16
Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.
Magenta gay wizard
  12/22/16
(guy who would rather have throat cancer)
Pale nubile state
  12/23/16
Haven't responded yet https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/23/16
dont ghost her. let her down easy holy fuck that tub pic ...
stubborn resort internal respiration
  12/23/16
Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though https://imgur.c...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/23/16
Still need the hold
racy mewling locale crotch
  04/07/17
DP with toys
racy mewling locale crotch
  09/09/20
*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*
Twisted Aromatic Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/23/16
*radios enemadood for backup support*
Spectacular Gas Station Incel
  12/23/16
...
Twisted Aromatic Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/28/16
what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feelin...
vivacious quadroon bbw
  12/23/16
I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/23/16
Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her. Unhi...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/25/16
This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. T...
big-titted narrow-minded address
  12/25/16
This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness o...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/25/16
...
Pale nubile state
  12/25/16
her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a respons...
big-titted narrow-minded address
  12/26/16
...
Amber Multi-colored Hissy Fit
  01/17/21
...
pearly lay
  04/07/17
JFC
Gay macaca
  12/25/16
lol jfc
heady cruise ship filthpig
  12/25/16
fuckin LOL.
Pale nubile state
  12/25/16
...
excitant national toaster
  12/26/16
normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty ...
nudist cumskin
  12/28/16
You are a scholar for sharing this research
racy mewling locale crotch
  04/07/17
she hit you with dat please respond
Twisted Aromatic Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/11/20
The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not apprecia...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/26/16
not that there's anything wrong with that
cobalt hospital new version
  12/26/16
...
Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse
  12/28/16
how does that change anything? a cuckold of any other race ...
nudist cumskin
  12/28/16
this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!
180 electric furnace garrison
  04/09/17
Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill Fixed: https:...
aphrodisiac heaven
  04/07/17
Broken link
Bat Shit Crazy Citrine Jew Parlour
  04/07/17
one sec, going to re-upload
aphrodisiac heaven
  04/07/17
?
rambunctious brindle queen of the night church
  04/07/17
Fixed it
aphrodisiac heaven
  04/07/17
wait have you met up at all yet or all text?
lascivious transparent water buffalo
  04/07/17
ALL TEXT Me ignoring her completely
aphrodisiac heaven
  04/07/17
you should make her your sex slave
Boyish organic girlfriend sandwich
  04/07/17
At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, li...
aphrodisiac heaven
  04/07/17
rate her on a scale from 1-10
Boyish organic girlfriend sandwich
  04/07/17
Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age ...
aphrodisiac heaven
  04/07/17
an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable
Boyish organic girlfriend sandwich
  04/07/17
I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me a...
aphrodisiac heaven
  04/07/17
Enjoy
racy mewling locale crotch
  04/07/17
You owe it to the boart
racy mewling locale crotch
  04/07/17
...
pearly lay
  04/07/17
link broken bro
Charismatic Theatre Preventive Strike
  04/09/17
She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell...
aphrodisiac heaven
  04/09/17
i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.
180 electric furnace garrison
  04/09/17
...
aphrodisiac heaven
  07/28/17
eh looks a little gross here
heady cruise ship filthpig
  04/09/17
...
racy mewling locale crotch
  06/04/17
180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop? ...
rusted underhanded office
  04/09/17
Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time aro...
gold immigrant
  04/09/17
TY
aphrodisiac heaven
  04/09/17
...
galvanic haunting circlehead
  12/22/17
If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious https://imgur....
aphrodisiac heaven
  04/11/17
Just text her "I really think you should be more faithf...
concupiscible voyeur trust fund
  04/11/17
I'll prob say this soon
aphrodisiac heaven
  07/27/17
lmao wtf jesus christ her poor husband
hateful really tough guy ceo
  04/11/17
Would love to see her reaction if he said that
concupiscible voyeur trust fund
  04/11/17
Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.
sapphire idiot feces
  04/11/17
...
Passionate dull hominid laser beams
  04/11/17
Lol. She's started texting me again after 3 months of ...
aphrodisiac heaven
  07/27/17
does her first name happen to begin with an E?
Coral wrinkle
  07/27/17
It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts... A...
aphrodisiac heaven
  07/27/17
A filthy Jew whore? Color me shocked
maize violent stag film
  07/27/17
...
galvanic haunting circlehead
  12/22/17
holy shit man aint marriage a motherfucker anyway to d...
soul-stirring temple half-breed
  07/27/17
You're barking up the wrong tree brother. Really wish I ...
aphrodisiac heaven
  07/27/17
...
racy mewling locale crotch
  09/09/20
Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics. Edit: ...
aphrodisiac heaven
  10/02/17
yikes is that something they do to keep the dick from pop...
glittery chad
  10/02/17
Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?
outnumbered stirring kitchen son of senegal
  10/02/17
...
Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse
  10/02/17
Posted moar pics.
aphrodisiac heaven
  10/02/17
...
indigo cracking international law enforcement agency
  10/02/17
Delivered
talking house nibblets
  09/09/20
lmao cant believ ei missed this thread
Glassy double fault
  10/02/17
;)
aphrodisiac heaven
  10/03/17
https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ
aphrodisiac heaven
  10/02/17
...
aphrodisiac heaven
  10/02/17
She was a nurse before LS https://imgur.com/a/5boxb ...
aphrodisiac heaven
  10/02/17
Update?
floppy ultramarine trailer park ladyboy
  10/04/17
She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.
aphrodisiac heaven
  10/04/17
modernity.txt
irradiated affirmative action
  10/04/17
she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women
Nighttime library jap
  10/04/17
I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.
aphrodisiac heaven
  10/04/17
Welp! Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch ...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/22/17
is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit
odious misanthropic dopamine menage
  12/22/17
I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she ...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/22/17
...
galvanic haunting circlehead
  12/22/17
Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder? New ...
aphrodisiac heaven
  04/05/18
She’s a woman
carnelian sneaky criminal faggot firefighter
  04/05/18
Probably the best answer out there, tbh.
aphrodisiac heaven
  04/05/18
...
outnumbered stirring kitchen son of senegal
  04/05/18
...
aphrodisiac heaven
  08/17/19
...
zombie-like insane stead corn cake
  04/05/18
Lol so sad
Pearl church building community account
  10/28/18
Jesus I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell i...
aphrodisiac heaven
  05/20/18
She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of ...
aphrodisiac heaven
  10/04/18
She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage....
beady-eyed stage
  10/04/18
CR TY
aphrodisiac heaven
  10/04/18
I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally reta...
aphrodisiac heaven
  01/20/19
180
Vengeful center mood
  04/15/19
...
adventurous spruce gunner
  08/17/19
LOL
opaque learning disabled tanning salon
  11/25/19
lmao
pink chapel
  11/25/19
lol
Green whorehouse
  09/09/20
...
ruddy persian useless brakes
  09/09/20
...
vibrant lake school cafeteria
  09/09/20
...
Geriatric Supple Lodge Haunted Graveyard
  09/11/20
Jfc
racy mewling locale crotch
  01/17/21
Lol
Sinister locus
  11/24/22
Update?
Naked range reading party
  09/09/20
dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts: ...
insecure histrionic deer antler idea he suggested
  09/09/20
She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems...
aphrodisiac heaven
  09/09/20
correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely mea...
insecure histrionic deer antler idea he suggested
  09/09/20
Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday
aphrodisiac heaven
  09/11/20
tyfys
Twisted Aromatic Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/11/20
Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months...
aphrodisiac heaven
  09/21/20
...
aphrodisiac heaven
  12/25/20
What a fucking weird message. Women r sick
Buck-toothed location foreskin
  01/17/21
What did it say
Hall
  11/24/22
Dirte, where the fuck are you?
Sick goyim trump supporter
  09/17/22
https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb LOL
aphrodisiac heaven
  11/24/22
Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM Author: dirte https://...
opaque learning disabled tanning salon
  11/24/22
holy shit he’s alive, 180
Snowy indecent kitty public bath
  11/24/22
We love you Dirte
Vengeful center mood
  11/24/22
...
Navy coiffed dog poop point
  11/24/22
Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls
judgmental lettuce
  11/24/22
...
Sick goyim trump supporter
  11/24/22
You still poast!?
Chestnut property
  11/24/22
Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.
crystalline digit ratio messiness
  11/24/22
...
slate deranged casino mediation
  11/24/22
...
Light box office
  11/24/22
what a chad
Boyish organic girlfriend sandwich
  11/24/22
Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How wo...
giraffe
  11/24/22
...
flushed swollen therapy
  11/24/22
Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re b...
Sinister locus
  11/24/22
I love this thread
outnumbered stirring kitchen son of senegal
  08/09/23
I can't believe this was almost a decade ago Imgur must h...
dirte
  08/26/25
180 even without the nudes
Begs the Jewish Question
  08/26/25
Epic thread. When you make em tingle it sparks crazy.
No pants Mance
  08/26/25
...
dirte
  08/27/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are dirty sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/Khsjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201760)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Bateful regret station

omg that tub

you should date her just to get access to that tub wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201768)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho now that I'm looking at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201777)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: Titillating corner

Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like she might have a penis between her legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201798)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: judgmental lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204973)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: orchid site

would schnarf that--not gonna lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33030257)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: marvelous nursing home mad cow disease

Pretty sure you poasted this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201770)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Very similar. This one is new today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201783)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: stubborn resort internal respiration

how old is she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201771)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

40ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201786)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201775)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I was actually interested in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201801)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Cream spot

god they are such whores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201778)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: contagious soggy knife dilemma

write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be in sending a more photo.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201779)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Wonderful high-end institution kitty cat

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201791)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201793)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

https://imgur.com/a/dafJV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201815)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:17 PM
Author: Titillating corner

you couldn't even correct the grammar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201824)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201835)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: Tan Razzmatazz Parlor

Loool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201831)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201838)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Cream spot

quotes ruin it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201844)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201851)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: stubborn resort internal respiration

what was her response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201855)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Still waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201867)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: stubborn resort internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201947)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Nothing yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201961)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202002)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: stubborn resort internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202011)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

https://imgur.com/a/4kY41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202062)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: stubborn resort internal respiration

180000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202073)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202092)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: stubborn resort internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202111)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:50 PM
Author: Wonderful high-end institution kitty cat

one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd have learned that if someone tells us we don't want to see the butthole, we don't want to see the butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202122)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202190)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: stubborn resort internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202195)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

https://imgur.com/a/uuWra

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202200)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Titillating corner

gooch! omg, that amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202209)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202217)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: big-titted narrow-minded address

So good. Thank you for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208364)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202253)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Cream spot

hahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202282)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202293)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:39 AM
Author: electric indian lodge weed whacker

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202824)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Blue exciting pit cuckold

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32203956)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: Pale nubile state

lmaooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204006)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: arousing space volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32205745)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: motley cyan masturbator headpube

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208901)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: vivacious quadroon bbw

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32214454)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Magical Forum

179, "cum cannon" would be 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32234117)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: racy mewling locale crotch

Thundercock makes it 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014154)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: irradiated affirmative action

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34370305)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Red stimulating school patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34370315)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: Buck-toothed location foreskin

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#37111138)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:35 AM
Author: racy mewling locale crotch

ho lee fuk, crying IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40891406)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40893306)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: Amber Multi-colored Hissy Fit

lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#41769946)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: Buck-toothed location foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#41769992)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Sick goyim trump supporter

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540052)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: Sinister locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540465)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Sadistic curious step-uncle's house genital piercing

AAA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540582)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Titillating corner

damn this girl is dirty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202202)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:18 AM
Author: talking house nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204101)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

So prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208814)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202115)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: talking house nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204096)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Mahogany trip abode

lol "who typed the message"--write back "I rill like your photo. I rikke a eat a pussy cat. I rrikke a eat oatmeal. i no rike milk.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202024)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Garnet famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202037)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: abusive juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209028)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Pale nubile state

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202075)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202084)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: Fragrant Alcoholic Pisswyrm

LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to slurp my dick for every last drop". Her: "I want that too. Then I want to wake up cuddled on your chest"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202768)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: glittery chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208961)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: Pale nubile state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32214198)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:05 AM
Author: out-of-control principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32246753)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:47 AM
Author: Thriller drab piazza sound barrier

Send her the xo link for context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#38090524)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:36 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40891227)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: adventurous spruce gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201967)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: outnumbered stirring kitchen son of senegal

Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth cancer from eating her pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209437)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Frozen Wild People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32234107)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Wonderful high-end institution kitty cat

i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what firm does she work at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201806)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: glittery chad

Jfc i just threw up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201843)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: heady cruise ship filthpig

wtf is going on between her legs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201854)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

See op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201861)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It's fun fucking with her though

https://imgur.com/a/mFEao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201894)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:26 PM
Author: stubborn resort internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201903)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. She's old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201918)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Sexy obsidian hell

Would jizz and piss on it still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201928)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: Pale nubile state

http://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/regs/animals/turkey/@@download/image/turkey.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201935)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201968)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Titillating corner

why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201915)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

She's married. Lives a long way away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201924)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Titillating corner

wait, so how did you even start texting with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201932)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She professed a crush she never told me about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201950)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Cream spot

good lord they are such whores

describe her facebook photos with family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201965)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a good dood that loves her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201983)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: talking house nibblets

You show marked restraint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204112)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: diverse demanding meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204229)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Pale nubile state

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201991)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Cream spot

i hate cheaters

could never do it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202039)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202106)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Cream spot

idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she has the intent

what does this slut do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202173)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202285)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: rusted underhanded office

Very noble of you. I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40892130)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Wonderful high-end institution kitty cat

poast some pix of cucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201966)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201993)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Pale nubile state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202015)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: razzle plum business firm wagecucks

Twist: OP is the cucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204670)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Titillating corner

good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202033)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: shimmering gaming laptop

Man, she loves that tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202012)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: Bateful regret station

*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202835)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: Laughsome translucent main people boiling water

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursula_transparent.png/revision/latest?cb=20151204152846

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202759)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

I LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32205065)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: racy mewling locale crotch

I've definitely fucked thos fake tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014131)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed stage

She looks jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40891424)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: big overrated set

lol she looks totally fuckable man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201973)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: azure bipolar sanctuary

damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201978)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Face is much better than body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201990)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Titillating corner

you should have fucked her in law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202041)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stinky puss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202169)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Titillating corner

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202180)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202267)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: stubborn resort internal respiration

does she have any kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32201997)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

A few

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202004)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:39 PM
Author: stubborn resort internal respiration

wtf

chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202019)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202035)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: shimmering gaming laptop

Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you call someone when you are fucking people other than them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202148)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Nah. She says his first name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202210)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: pearly lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014226)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: orchid site

poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast complaints!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33030263)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:16 AM
Author: blathering cowardly stage roommate

gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't be shy. Give me something good. I don't need no barbie dolls; give me something real."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202340)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:03 AM
Author: Adulterous Ape Dysfunction

SUPERMAN DAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202725)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Lilac flickering keepsake machete

stfu faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33030008)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: concupiscible voyeur trust fund

180 thread any face pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202739)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser or something, I probably would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204889)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:16 AM
Author: Garnet famous landscape painting

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202764)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:23 AM
Author: Fragrant Alcoholic Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202789)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:36 AM
Author: insanely creepy home

You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope you know that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202817)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204904)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 3:11 AM
Author: adventurous spruce gunner

180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew reading this all and seeing the pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32202880)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:03 AM
Author: Twisted Aromatic Scourge Upon The Earth

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32203985)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Lilac flickering keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33473870)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 AM
Author: Yellow disrespectful prole

not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea creature" thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32203999)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:15 AM
Author: sable comical pervert

fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204087)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204092)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: hyperactive hairraiser mother clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204114)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Deep doctorate jewess

Came here to say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204178)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Boyish organic girlfriend sandwich

a bit sad i missed this thread last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204308)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: judgmental lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204999)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: Pale nubile state

even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for your service, OP. *salute*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209144)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:37 PM
Author: outnumbered stirring kitchen son of senegal

Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209643)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts.

LOL @ Jooish sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/YA7j7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Olive cerebral degenerate rehab

last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204656)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: metal university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204699)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Pale nubile state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204926)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: sapphire idiot feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208647)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:25 PM
Author: know-it-all alpha area

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208706)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Tantric Brunch Factory Reset Button

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209616)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: outnumbered stirring kitchen son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209623)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: vivacious quadroon bbw

the fabric of our lives ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32214480)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: pearly lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014235)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: irradiated affirmative action

i fucking love it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34370316)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle crackhouse mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34370428)



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Date: May 18th, 2020 6:29 PM
Author: Tantric Brunch Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40232499)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: hyperactive hairraiser mother clown

i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and then went to the anal line hoping to get more attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204663)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Thought that was funny too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204709)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Still haven't responded to her

https://imgur.com/a/otcqT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32207852)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Pale nubile state

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208401)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: orchid site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33030267)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: Abnormal scarlet telephone

now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208452)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: glittery chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208988)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Costumed native liquid oxygen

To be ric flair,

woo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32204669)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Just made my non-law buddy read this thread.

His response:

"She's probably on another forum posting screenshots of these texts!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32205059)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: onyx hairless shrine shitlib

Urbanbaby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32207894)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Spectacular Gas Station Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208340)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:12 PM
Author: Deep doctorate jewess

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208940)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER

IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REPULSIVE

https://imgur.com/a/0L5TX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208621)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: Wonderful high-end institution kitty cat

i just realized i'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208629)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:01 PM
Author: fighting philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208894)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: onyx hairless shrine shitlib

Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209018)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Pale nubile state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209135)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: abusive juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209368)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: big-titted narrow-minded address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32214216)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Apoplectic senate sex offender

Jesus. . What did I just see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33030218)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Glassy double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34352046)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle crackhouse mexican

Me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34370437)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:37 AM
Author: racy mewling locale crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40891408)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 8:49 AM
Author: Gay macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40891667)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: talking house nibblets

you don't say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40892144)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: sapphire idiot feces

Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus the sun-damaged neck), I was expecting better.

Awesome thread, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208639)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:18 PM
Author: Salmon provocative base

Bridge too far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208653)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: know-it-all alpha area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208710)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: vivacious quadroon bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32214488)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: hyperactive hairraiser mother clown

Very disappointing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208673)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Pale nubile state

THOO DARK!~

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208823)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Dashing Purple Orchestra Pit Cuckoldry

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208872)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: Laughsome translucent main people boiling water

spaghetti?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208891)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ticket booth love of her life

was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner thighs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209746)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: stubborn resort internal respiration

18000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208898)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: cobalt hospital new version

needs a manicure



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208899)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: cobalt hospital new version

she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208907)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209034)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: Cream spot

i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208919)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Garnet famous landscape painting

Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208935)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 6:48 AM
Author: Twisted Aromatic Scourge Upon The Earth

that's what so crazy about this whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33029804)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: glittery chad

Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: appetizing sickened field

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209032)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209588)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ticket booth love of her life

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209750)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:58 AM
Author: rusted underhanded office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33029995)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Lilac flickering keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33030009)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Blue exciting pit cuckold

Xo bannon tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33030266)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:59 AM
Author: Frozen Wild People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33865231)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: outnumbered stirring kitchen son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33866957)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: talented godawful market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#37110934)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#37111275)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:42 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#38090502)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:41 PM
Author: Sinister locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540469)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Titillating corner

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209026)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Boyish organic girlfriend sandwich

would still bang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209134)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: chocolate theater stage twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32214512)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:38 PM
Author: judgmental lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540149)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Aqua Turdskin Becky

that pussy looks cavernous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209366)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: racy mewling locale crotch

3 kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014183)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014221)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: unhinged round eye

So here are the last 20 minutes of my life:

1. I clicked on this thread and saw a poast indicating dirte had poasted an epic imgur of a 40+ y/o law shrew vag

2. I clicked on the imgur link because of course there was no turning back at that point

3. I saw the horrifying pictures of the IRL sarlacc pit

4. I heard my wife's footsteps walking away from the living room, presumably towards the bathroom, the route for which passes right behind my desk

5. I started mashing the "close" button on my browser

6. My computer (2 y/o iMac 27"), on which I just downloaded OS Sierra, froze

7. Footsteps grew louder and closer

8. I desperately pounded and held down the power button on the back of the machine to shut it off.

9. It didn't shut off as footsteps grew closer

10. I yanked the plug out literally 3 seconds before my wife would have walked behind me on the way to the bathroom and seen the photos dirte poasted

11. I blamed my hyperventilating on my stress over work and our upcoming holiday trip tomorrow at 7 AM

12. I am inexplicably motivated to oral sex my wife tonight



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209499)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

LMAO for real!

Be thankful for your wife's beautiful gooch.

Can you imagine her reaction if she saw you looking at that nasty cooter? *looks at you with disgust* REALLY?

EDIT: just googled Sarlacc Pit. I'm even LOLing harder IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209563)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: azure bipolar sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32234082)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: hyperactive hairraiser mother clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32234095)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Apoplectic senate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33030220)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:08 AM
Author: zippy theater mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#38699877)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: pea-brained free-loading den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40892059)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: heady cruise ship filthpig

holy shit that made me sick to my stomach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33030105)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34352008)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: galvanic haunting circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34986716)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling generalized bond antidepressant drug

WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208908)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:13 PM
Author: Garnet famous landscape painting

Send her more ifnb lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32208942)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: stubborn resort internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209569)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all interest after seeing the Sarlacc Pit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209601)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Pale nubile state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209620)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: Vigorous low-t plaza coldplay fan

So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is holding out for you to propose a meetup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209681)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be my sex slave as long as I'll have her.

I keep coming up with reasons for her not to come up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209700)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling ticket booth love of her life

get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209754)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209765)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:52 PM
Author: Magenta gay wizard

Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32209758)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: Pale nubile state

(guy who would rather have throat cancer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32214192)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Haven't responded yet

https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32214159)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: stubborn resort internal respiration

dont ghost her. let her down easy

holy fuck that tub pic was misleading. i have low standards but even i cant go near this one after recent developments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32214187)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though

https://imgur.com/a/RDL7X

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32214429)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: racy mewling locale crotch

Still need the hold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014195)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: racy mewling locale crotch

DP with toys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40891409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Twisted Aromatic Scourge Upon The Earth

*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32214222)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: Spectacular Gas Station Incel

*radios enemadood for backup support*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32214435)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:11 AM
Author: Twisted Aromatic Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32246768)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: vivacious quadroon bbw

what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feeling she would come unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32214511)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out. At first I thought she was just bored and fucking around. But the more I ignore her, the more she texts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32214550)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her.

Unhinging coming soon to a thread near you

https://imgur.com/a/7fPKD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32230226)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: big-titted narrow-minded address

This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. Thank you so much man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32230244)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness of American women. How nutso is this chick? I've literally never even touched her and haven't seen her in a decade. Luckily she lives 4,000 miles away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32230306)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Pale nubile state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32230570)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:50 PM
Author: big-titted narrow-minded address

her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a response are terrifying. I was sure she would at some point snap and call you a piece of shit or ask why you were ignoring her but that never happened. She just continued to send you aggressively sexual messages and didn't even notice that you weren't responding. I found that fascinating. I wonder what her marriage is like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32233994)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:03 PM
Author: Amber Multi-colored Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#41769977)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: pearly lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014273)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: Gay macaca

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32230294)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: heady cruise ship filthpig

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32230304)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Pale nubile state

fuckin LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32230571)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: excitant national toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32233875)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: nudist cumskin

normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty sure she would fly to ur house and dismember you alive at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32246782)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:42 AM
Author: racy mewling locale crotch

You are a scholar for sharing this research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014105)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:37 AM
Author: Twisted Aromatic Scourge Upon The Earth

she hit you with dat please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40902643)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not appreciate is that her husband is HAPA, born in Taiwan.

Not sure of relevance though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32233940)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: cobalt hospital new version

not that there's anything wrong with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32234002)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32246766)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: nudist cumskin

how does that change anything?

a cuckold of any other race is a cuckold still

(would have been kinda funny if he was black though)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#32246822)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:49 AM
Author: 180 electric furnace garrison

this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33029755)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:30 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill

Fixed:

https://imgur.com/a/rdMqq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014006)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Citrine Jew Parlour

Broken link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014120)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

one sec, going to re-upload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014128)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: rambunctious brindle queen of the night church

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014121)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Fixed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014153)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: lascivious transparent water buffalo

wait have you met up at all yet or all text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014143)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

ALL TEXT

Me ignoring her completely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014156)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Boyish organic girlfriend sandwich

you should make her your sex slave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014151)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014172)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: Boyish organic girlfriend sandwich

rate her on a scale from 1-10



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014189)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age adjusted 6.5. Now, a solid 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014215)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: Boyish organic girlfriend sandwich

an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014232)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me at whatever ski resort I go to and get used and abused willingly.

She will probably pay for the condo and all my meals. She's a rich jewess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014246)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: racy mewling locale crotch

Enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014288)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: racy mewling locale crotch

You owe it to the boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014220)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: pearly lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33014284)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:25 AM
Author: Charismatic Theatre Preventive Strike

link broken bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33030092)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:21 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell if she thinks she's hot, or really insecure.

Literally have zero interest in her.

For XO to laugh or enjoy, or both.

https://imgur.com/a/0u4Cy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33029734)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:30 AM
Author: 180 electric furnace garrison

i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33029744)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33871636)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: heady cruise ship filthpig

eh looks a little gross here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33030096)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: racy mewling locale crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33474019)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: rusted underhanded office

180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop?

Edit: Read the rest of the thread. Bish is crazy and nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33029973)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: gold immigrant

Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time around. Best thread since Belgian couch surfer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33030253)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33034155)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: galvanic haunting circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34986791)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious

https://imgur.com/a/7f8d3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33052887)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: concupiscible voyeur trust fund

Just text her "I really think you should be more faithful to your husband. Please look in the mirror." And see what she says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33052914)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

I'll prob say this soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33866780)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: hateful really tough guy ceo

lmao wtf jesus christ

her poor husband

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33053010)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: concupiscible voyeur trust fund

Would love to see her reaction if he said that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33053264)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: sapphire idiot feces

Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33053250)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Passionate dull hominid laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33052935)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Lol.

She's started texting me again after 3 months of radio silence. For some reason this pic really turns me on.

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33865209)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:45 AM
Author: Coral wrinkle

does her first name happen to begin with an E?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33865213)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts...

Alexis.

Every Alexis I've ever met is a whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33865215)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:52 AM
Author: maize violent stag film

A filthy Jew whore?

Color me shocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33865223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: galvanic haunting circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34986835)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: soul-stirring temple half-breed

holy shit man

aint marriage a motherfucker

anyway to diagnose these incredibly whorish tendencies on the front end?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33865241)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:17 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

You're barking up the wrong tree brother.

Really wish I knew, otherwise I wouldn't be a single daddy grudge fucking appsluts right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#33865247)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:40 AM
Author: racy mewling locale crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40891411)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics.

Edit:

New link

https://imgur.com/a/8kaXH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34351987)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: glittery chad

yikes

is that something they do to keep the dick from popping back out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34352013)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: outnumbered stirring kitchen son of senegal

Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34352029)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant Bearded Halford Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34352064)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Posted moar pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34352084)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: indigo cracking international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34352230)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: talking house nibblets

Delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40892151)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Glassy double fault

lmao cant believ ei missed this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34352059)



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Date: October 3rd, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34356037)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34352345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34352932)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

She was a nurse before LS

https://imgur.com/a/5boxb



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34352397)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: floppy ultramarine trailer park ladyboy

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34366943)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34370274)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: irradiated affirmative action

modernity.txt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34370362)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: Nighttime library jap

she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34370447)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34370459)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Welp!

Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch is still texting me. Always 100% initiated by her. I haven't seen her in almost 13 years since I graduated from LS. Not sure how to get her to stop texting me.

https://imgur.com/a/X6lMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34986551)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: odious misanthropic dopamine menage

is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34986571)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she wants. Should I ask her if she's bought it yet?

I'm not spending a dime on her. I actually feel really bad for her husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34986618)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: galvanic haunting circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#34986825)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder?

New from yesterday

https://imgur.com/a/oW6h6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#35774451)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: carnelian sneaky criminal faggot firefighter

She’s a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#35774472)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Probably the best answer out there, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#35774475)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: outnumbered stirring kitchen son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#35774564)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 1:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#38699862)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: zombie-like insane stead corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#35774540)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Pearl church building community account

Lol so sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#37111121)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Jesus

I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell if this is endearing or just psychotic.

No nudes this time...

https://imgur.com/a/Ik2DzXp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#36091753)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of her histrionic Anti-Kavanaugh posts.

Should I bother with this skank. 100% odds.

https://imgur.com/a/oW0eb3S

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#36957130)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed stage

She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage. They always come crawling back. Especially one this crazy and lonely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#36957149)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

CR

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#36957155)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 12:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally retarded in addition to her severe mental illness. I thought I finally got rid of her in October after offending her. Then on Friday I woke up to this text. Still haven’t responded.

https://imgur.com/a/pM9XvnK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#37626083)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: Vengeful center mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#38090520)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:05 AM
Author: adventurous spruce gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#38699874)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: opaque learning disabled tanning salon

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#39169188)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: pink chapel

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#39169344)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: Green whorehouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40891232)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: ruddy persian useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40891410)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: vibrant lake school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40892023)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:06 AM
Author: Geriatric Supple Lodge Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40902612)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 3:05 PM
Author: racy mewling locale crotch

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#41770316)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:36 PM
Author: Sinister locus

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540460)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: Naked range reading party

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40891533)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: insecure histrionic deer antler idea he suggested

dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts:

Alexis, you are an amazing, sexy woman, and your husband is a lucky man. Unfortunately, I think we should not contact each other any more. I've struggled with this decision for a while, but I feel strongly that it's the right one. You are wonderful, and I will remember our connection fondly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40891938)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems much more humane than the flat out ghosting i gave her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40892017)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:31 AM
Author: insecure histrionic deer antler idea he suggested

correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely meant that way, and by ending things directly, you are getting a better result (no lingering follow ups) and making it easier for the other person to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40892078)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40902560)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:44 AM
Author: Twisted Aromatic Scourge Upon The Earth

tyfys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40902650)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months of no contact

https://imgur.com/gallery/Mo8HJSX

Seems kind of bitter

LOL, she blocked me on FB, but just randomly came across this info

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#40960586)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#41615453)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:21 PM
Author: Buck-toothed location foreskin

What a fucking weird message. Women r sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#41770085)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 6:03 PM
Author:  Hall

What did it say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540623)



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Date: September 17th, 2022 1:19 AM
Author: Sick goyim trump supporter

Dirte, where the fuck are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45184840)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: aphrodisiac heaven

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540033)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: opaque learning disabled tanning salon

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM

Author: dirte

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540040)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: Snowy indecent kitty public bath

holy shit he’s alive, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540121)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:41 PM
Author: Vengeful center mood

We love you Dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540156)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: Navy coiffed dog poop point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540134)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: judgmental lettuce

Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540145)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: Sick goyim trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540332)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:51 PM
Author: Chestnut property

You still poast!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540165)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: crystalline digit ratio messiness

Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540339)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:33 PM
Author: slate deranged casino mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540451)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:35 PM
Author: Light box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540457)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 5:46 PM
Author: Boyish organic girlfriend sandwich

what a chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540587)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author:  giraffe

Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How would you rate this shrew as a farter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540649)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: flushed swollen therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540120)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: Sinister locus

Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#45540480)



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Date: August 9th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: outnumbered stirring kitchen son of senegal

I love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#46648717)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: dirte

I can't believe this was almost a decade ago

Imgur must have deleted all the nudes, fucking bullshit man.

This was the only link where you can kind of see her body. (I clicked on all of them)

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

I'm older, fatter, and balder and I doubt any chick would send me texts like this these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#49213004)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Begs the Jewish Question

180 even without the nudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#49214733)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: No pants Mance

Epic thread. When you make em tingle it sparks crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#49215271)



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Date: August 27th, 2025 5:18 AM
Author: dirte



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2,#49215789)