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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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still funny.
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Still 180
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useless pit
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cyan trailer park
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
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?
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: offensive yarmulke sanctuary

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2,#26386867)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: stimulating principal's office stock car



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: cyan trailer park



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: mischievous aggressive chapel



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: useless pit

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: fuchsia sadistic gas station



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Jade beady-eyed trump supporter elastic band



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: Sable karate

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2,#30814757)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: cyan trailer park



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: cracking sapphire pisswyrm kitty cat

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2,#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Narrow-minded dark hunting ground azn

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2,#32956442)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Thriller sex offender locus

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: Sable karate



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: cyan trailer park



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: Violet property



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: Glittery chrome pocket flask



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: Plum Bisexual Goal In Life Kitchen



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: Plum Bisexual Goal In Life Kitchen



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: shaky patrolman

still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2,#32956038)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: razzle address partner



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling aquamarine scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Histrionic nowag hall



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling shrine



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: seedy vibrant windowlicker



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Passionate sinister stead

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: seedy vibrant windowlicker



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: useless pit



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: cyan trailer park



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: Narrow-minded dark hunting ground azn

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2,#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: seedy vibrant windowlicker

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2,#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Narrow-minded dark hunting ground azn

?

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: seedy vibrant windowlicker

?pls

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Bronze motley resort athletic conference



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: lascivious site



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: Black zippy ratface

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2,#42099373)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Irradiated aqua business firm



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Plum Bisexual Goal In Life Kitchen



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.




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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Christopher Spinelli rapes children



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