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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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cerebral federal trailer park sex offender
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*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur* Well, that’s a sh...
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
shaky purple prole
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a ...
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
cerebral federal trailer park sex offender
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it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
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sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film a...
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*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: cerebral federal trailer park sex offender



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sneaky criminal

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49104890)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: cerebral federal trailer park sex offender



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dragon sanctuary



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: shaky purple prole



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: copper slippery station

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49104906)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sneaky criminal



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: cerebral federal trailer park sex offender



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: spruce trip property weed whacker



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: cerebral federal trailer park sex offender

https://ibb.co/5WpFsSrT

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dragon sanctuary



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Pearl psychic



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dragon sanctuary



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: shaky purple prole

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49105868)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: cerebral federal trailer park sex offender

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49104940)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: massive preventive strike sound barrier



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: rough-skinned principal's office

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49104974)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: cerebral federal trailer park sex offender



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: puce internet-worthy candlestick maker



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dragon sanctuary



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Self-centered box office



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dragon sanctuary

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49105164)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: cerebral federal trailer park sex offender

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49105167)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dragon sanctuary

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49105177)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: cerebral federal trailer park sex offender

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49105819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: charismatic legend church building

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49105171)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: cerebral federal trailer park sex offender



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dragon sanctuary



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: spruce trip property weed whacker



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Arab money sheikh



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Beady-eyed turquoise national dog poop



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: White territorial business firm ceo

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49105213)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dragon sanctuary



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: cerebral federal trailer park sex offender



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: charismatic legend church building



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: massive preventive strike sound barrier



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: shaky purple prole

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2,#49105893)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: cerebral federal trailer park sex offender



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:08 PM
Author: Arab money sheikh



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