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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
nofapping keepsake machete parlor
  12/08/25
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nofapping keepsake machete parlor
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
bipolar pea-brained deer antler depressive
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Deep Histrionic Legal Warrant Internal Respiration
  12/12/25
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Insecure library personal credit line
  12/17/25
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Angry Orchid Pit
  12/17/25
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Crawly Chestnut Lettuce Point
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
bistre theater stage circlehead
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
nofapping keepsake machete parlor
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
bistre theater stage circlehead
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
nofapping keepsake machete parlor
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Soul-stirring anal range
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
nofapping keepsake machete parlor
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Buff karate principal's office
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
nofapping keepsake machete parlor
  12/18/25
lol
Overrated reading party sanctuary
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Buff karate principal's office
  12/17/25
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nofapping keepsake machete parlor
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Insecure library personal credit line
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
judgmental adulterous stock car address
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Overrated reading party sanctuary
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Insecure library personal credit line
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
judgmental adulterous stock car address
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Insecure library personal credit line
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Avocado odious garrison toilet seat
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
dead dingle berry
  12/17/25
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Aqua stain
  12/17/25
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sticky incel
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Milky state organic girlfriend
  12/17/25
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galvanic bearded faggotry
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
nofapping keepsake machete parlor
  12/17/25
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Lavender home ratface
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Wild jet-lagged base
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Vivacious field jap
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Avocado odious garrison toilet seat
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Vivacious field jap
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Avocado odious garrison toilet seat
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Vivacious field jap
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Narrow-minded turdskin stead
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
judgmental adulterous stock car address
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Wild jet-lagged base
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
judgmental adulterous stock car address
  12/17/25
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Narrow-minded turdskin stead
  12/17/25
I am not!
Wild jet-lagged base
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Federal hairraiser gas station boltzmann
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: nofapping keepsake machete parlor

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: nofapping keepsake machete parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: bipolar pea-brained deer antler depressive

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Deep Histrionic Legal Warrant Internal Respiration

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Insecure library personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Angry Orchid Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Crawly Chestnut Lettuce Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: bistre theater stage circlehead

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: nofapping keepsake machete parlor

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: bistre theater stage circlehead

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: nofapping keepsake machete parlor

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring anal range

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: nofapping keepsake machete parlor

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Buff karate principal's office

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: nofapping keepsake machete parlor

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Overrated reading party sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Buff karate principal's office

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: nofapping keepsake machete parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Insecure library personal credit line

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: judgmental adulterous stock car address

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Overrated reading party sanctuary

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Insecure library personal credit line

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: judgmental adulterous stock car address

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Insecure library personal credit line

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Avocado odious garrison toilet seat

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: dead dingle berry

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Aqua stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: sticky incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Milky state organic girlfriend

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: galvanic bearded faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: nofapping keepsake machete parlor

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Lavender home ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Wild jet-lagged base

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Vivacious field jap

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Avocado odious garrison toilet seat

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Vivacious field jap

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Avocado odious garrison toilet seat

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Vivacious field jap

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Narrow-minded turdskin stead

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: judgmental adulterous stock car address

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Wild jet-lagged base

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: judgmental adulterous stock car address

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Narrow-minded turdskin stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Wild jet-lagged base

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Federal hairraiser gas station boltzmann

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2,#49518198)