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Date: November 9th, 2024 9:37 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo It was near closing, the kind of quiet that makes you notice every little sound. I was restocking frozen peas when he walked in—tall, confident, wearing a perfectly-fitted hoodie. Chad.
“Hey, man,” he said, smiling. “You know where the protein powder is?” His voice was smooth, effortless, like he belonged anywhere he went.
I pointed him to aisle 5, and as he turned to leave, he said, “Thanks, bro.” Bro.
I stood there for a moment, letting it sink in. I knew it didn’t mean anything, but I wanted it to. I imagined Chad lingering, asking about my day, maybe laughing at one of my bad jokes. But he didn’t. He just walked away.
Finished my shift, went home, and stared at my reflection in the microwave door. Whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |
Date: November 9th, 2024 11:27 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48314969) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 2:50 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48315581) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 3:10 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48315656) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:21 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48339406) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:41 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48341222) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:42 AM Author: exciting deranged foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48341233) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:58 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48341330) |
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Date: November 16th, 2024 4:17 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48346027) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:15 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48354702) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:16 AM Author: Heady chrome sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48354707) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:26 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48356166) |
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Date: November 20th, 2024 10:17 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48359670) |
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Date: November 21st, 2024 2:08 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48363436) |
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Date: November 27th, 2024 8:44 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo :( :( :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48388838) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 1:10 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48457085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:58 AM Author: azure vivacious laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48457196) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 3:06 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48460859) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 3:09 AM Author: azure vivacious laser beams This happened to me many times IRL. A cute Chad would come in around closing, almost always alone. Sometimes he'd be coming from "the gym" and I could smell the musk and sweat on his perfect, sculpted body. I'd usually fumble my words, screw up the transaction, and then awkwardly say goodnight. The worst was when he'd give me that "Are you okay, bro?" look.
I'm fine, I thought to myself.
I'm fine. |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo "Are you okay, bro?" echoed in the empty aisles long after closing, like a question left for ghosts.
You think it was for you, but it wasn’t. It was for the space between who you are and who you think Chad is—two strangers, circling shelves of powdered illusions.
The worst part isn’t that you’re not "fine."
It’s that maybe he isn’t, either. |
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Date: December 19th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: azure vivacious laser beams Another Chad shook my hand at work today, not flame. He was extremely cocky and I almost lost my mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48464158) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 4:41 AM Author: Contagious infuriating party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48495009) |
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Date: December 26th, 2024 3:47 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48489024) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 3:10 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48494963) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 3:46 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48771674) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 4:11 AM Author: amber digit ratio hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48494998) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 7:16 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48497045) |
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Date: December 28th, 2024 7:17 PM Author: azure vivacious laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48497052) |
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Date: January 4th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48518566) |
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Date: January 5th, 2025 7:49 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48519886) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 3:50 AM Author: azure vivacious laser beams I encountered yet another Chad yesterday when he came in looking for some crap that was popular on "social media" or whatever. I fumbled my words and almost knocked over a display. Chad mentioned playing golf this weekend and I just nodded since I know nothing of the sport. But the thought did cross my mind: Would he let me wash his balls? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48771697) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 4:29 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48771870) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2025 1:32 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#48773967) |
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Date: November 21st, 2025 3:12 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone concupiscible hominid water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#49448973) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 3:07 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#49685218) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 5:52 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#49685600) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 5:54 PM Author: ...,.,,.....,,.,...,......,...,....,.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#49685604) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 6:31 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#49685664) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 10:04 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#49687982) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 10:08 PM Author: ...,.,,.....,,.,...,......,...,....,.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630791&forum_id=2,#49688005) |