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List annoying traits of your parents that drive you insane

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Lavender Razzle-dazzle Yarmulke Milk
  05/31/22
My mom has become an annoying no-fat vegan evangelist.
Dashing Police Squad Center
  05/31/22
no-fat? vegan? sounds like lots of fun at the Valiant house ...
Lavender Razzle-dazzle Yarmulke Milk
  05/31/22
She tries hard. The Trader Joe's tofurkey loaf is passable.
Dashing Police Squad Center
  05/31/22
Dad repeats himself over and over. Like you’ll talk to...
Autistic house-broken step-uncle's house
  05/31/22
Which dad?
Cowardly brunch ratface
  05/31/22
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hyperventilating citrine son of senegal
  05/31/22
My Dad does that thing where he tries to scream a conversati...
effete sick therapy
  05/31/22
Which dad?
Cowardly brunch ratface
  05/31/22
You’re lucky you have a dad that talks to you and want...
Lavender Razzle-dazzle Yarmulke Milk
  05/31/22
My dad does the Same Questions thing too. I don’t know...
Oh, you travel?
  09/02/25
I thought that respondent was You haha. You have to watch tw...
cowshit
  09/02/25
THey don't understand my potential. I have some GREAT ideas ...
pea-brained international law enforcement agency bawdyhouse
  05/31/22
Get funded by VCs champ
adventurous duck-like state candlestick maker
  05/31/22
I once saw some schizos in some tech billionaire's instagram...
Boyish fighting principal's office water buffalo
  05/31/22
Different but related: my retired parents spend a lot of con...
spectacular mustard nowag
  05/31/22
My mom really focuses on how much things cost or how expensi...
Green bonkers sweet tailpipe
  05/31/22
in what way? like saying that oh I got that rug for $20 from...
gold magical indian lodge
  05/31/22
"so and so went on a cruise with viking, you know that ...
Green bonkers sweet tailpipe
  05/31/22
Lol
gold magical indian lodge
  05/31/22
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Lavender Razzle-dazzle Yarmulke Milk
  05/31/22
Calling me “champ” and not giving me a ride anyw...
adventurous duck-like state candlestick maker
  05/31/22
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Exciting rebellious church mood
  05/31/22
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racy rose roast beef
  05/31/22
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cowshit
  09/02/25
My mom drinks too much. Rarely gets drunk, but has 2-3 glas...
smoky bespoke corner dingle berry
  05/31/22
Similar arc with my dad. Ferocious temper when younger (work...
Autistic house-broken step-uncle's house
  05/31/22
He was up and down. Took me to the zoo, baseball games, coa...
smoky bespoke corner dingle berry
  05/31/22
I love my mom and call her almost daily, but her brining up ...
nofapping magenta range
  05/31/22
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gold magical indian lodge
  05/31/22
Dad’s genitals are no longer at eye level in the showe...
brass home
  05/31/22
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Tantric gaped ceo fat ankles
  05/31/22
At any restaurant, my Dad'll order the one thing that takes ...
Crimson galvanic degenerate
  05/31/22
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Lavender Razzle-dazzle Yarmulke Milk
  05/31/22
Great one ty
Concupiscible resort sound barrier
  05/31/22
just laffed at this one again
Paralegal Mohammad
  09/02/25
I used to think my mom was a psycho bitch but it turns out s...
Concupiscible resort sound barrier
  05/31/22
Extremely underrated and profound
Urim N. Tumim
  09/02/25
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grrr women grrrrrrrrrr
  09/02/25
My mom constantly bitches about my 93 year old grandmother, ...
stirring lodge
  05/31/22
Giving birth to retards
supple cheese-eating chapel
  05/31/22
Great thread
Paralegal Mohammad
  09/02/25
I have barely any interaction with them. It's 180
.,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,
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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:18 PM
Author: Lavender Razzle-dazzle Yarmulke Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44603708)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:19 PM
Author: Dashing Police Squad Center

My mom has become an annoying no-fat vegan evangelist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44603718)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: Lavender Razzle-dazzle Yarmulke Milk

no-fat? vegan? sounds like lots of fun at the Valiant house on thanksgiving!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44603732)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:22 PM
Author: Dashing Police Squad Center

She tries hard. The Trader Joe's tofurkey loaf is passable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44603740)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:29 PM
Author: Autistic house-broken step-uncle's house

Dad repeats himself over and over. Like you’ll talk to him 3x in a week and he tells you the same entire story 3x. It’s frankly disrespectful that he can’t keep straight who he’s told. He’s always done this or I’d be concerned.

Mom has started mumbling and will agree with you even when it’s clear that she didn’t hear you. Yes/no question that she didn’t hear? She’ll just agree with you. Her mother did this exact same thing, except when she was 85, not 70. I write it off to her being tired or her hearing slipping a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44603791)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:34 PM
Author: Cowardly brunch ratface

Which dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44603807)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:35 PM
Author: hyperventilating citrine son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44603811)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:30 PM
Author: effete sick therapy

My Dad does that thing where he tries to scream a conversation at you from three rooms over. Don’t know why it bothers me so much but it does.

Also, asks the same questions every time we talk - “How’s work? How’s the House?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44603795)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:34 PM
Author: Cowardly brunch ratface

Which dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44603810)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:47 PM
Author: Lavender Razzle-dazzle Yarmulke Milk

You’re lucky you have a dad that talks to you and wants to know about your life. My dad sits on his phone all day and doesn’t say or do anything unless it benefits him in some way. And to make matters worse he’s a total loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44603888)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Oh, you travel? ( )

My dad does the Same Questions thing too. I don’t know why it bothers me so much but it does. Like what does it accomplish? It isn’t engaging at all and never leads to interesting discussion. Its sole purpose seems to be annoying the recipient of the question, or boring him into a stupor.

Wait, am I responding to my Self?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#49230991)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: cowshit

I thought that respondent was You haha. You have to watch two boomers have a conversation to get how it’s supposed to work. If you’re a Loser and answer with a real conversation starter they’ll just ignore you and stop taking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#49231014)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:35 PM
Author: pea-brained international law enforcement agency bawdyhouse

THey don't understand my potential. I have some GREAT ideas but they will not give a modest loan ($500k) to make it happen. It is fucking gay as hell and I'm honestly fuming to see them booming their wealth away when I could have made it 20x already if they were a bit more generous and open minded. It fucking SUCKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44603813)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 4:07 PM
Author: adventurous duck-like state candlestick maker

Get funded by VCs champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44603998)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Boyish fighting principal's office water buffalo

I once saw some schizos in some tech billionaire's instagram comments pitching stuff like time travel and creating things out of nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44604548)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: spectacular mustard nowag

Different but related: my retired parents spend a lot of conversation with me complaining about everything the other does that drives them crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44603830)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:47 PM
Author: Green bonkers sweet tailpipe

My mom really focuses on how much things cost or how expensive things are. Its her attempt to be showy. Its like nails on a chalk board to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44603890)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: gold magical indian lodge

in what way? like saying that oh I got that rug for $20 from a thrift store?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44603955)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:46 PM
Author: Green bonkers sweet tailpipe

"so and so went on a cruise with viking, you know that probably was 10k, now when your dad and I went on our cruise it was 20k"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44604495)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:47 PM
Author: gold magical indian lodge

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44604504)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Lavender Razzle-dazzle Yarmulke Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44604541)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 4:05 PM
Author: adventurous duck-like state candlestick maker

Calling me “champ” and not giving me a ride anywhere in the 90s. No Games. No Clothes. My mother praises Tall Guys involuntarily. My father ignores me when I talk. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44603992)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 4:13 PM
Author: Exciting rebellious church mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44604032)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: racy rose roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44604549)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: cowshit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#49231022)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: smoky bespoke corner dingle berry

My mom drinks too much. Rarely gets drunk, but has 2-3 glasses each and every night and it’s affecting her weight. Health is ok now, but who knows 10-15 years from now.

My dad is awesome. Had a temper and hit me a bit too much when I was younger but I mostly deserved it and he worked hard to give me a good childhood. Was a different era and his dad beat in him at least 10X worse before he died of alcoholism when my dad was 11. We get along great now and I’m sad to see him just starting to hit the end of middle age.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44604015)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:04 PM
Author: Autistic house-broken step-uncle's house

Similar arc with my dad. Ferocious temper when younger (work stress + feeling that his kids were ungrateful + likely unresolved stuff from his childhood/parents that I didn’t know anything about at the time)—I actively avoided him—but we’re close now. Change was in my mid-20s / his mid-50s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44604286)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: smoky bespoke corner dingle berry

He was up and down. Took me to the zoo, baseball games, coached my little league team (although was hard on me in a way I still think was mean), but if I pissed him off he wasn’t shy to smack me around. He had an incredibly stressful blue collar job then and he got a lot better after getting out.

I resented him for a bit but by the time I hit my 20s the relationship shifted and it’s great now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44604324)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 4:13 PM
Author: nofapping magenta range

I love my mom and call her almost daily, but her brining up stuff from my early childhood drives me up a wall. Not even traditionally embarrassing stuff, I'd rather forget it all. When we fight it's stuff like "where did the kid that used to slide down the washing machine and pout go?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44604027)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 4:13 PM
Author: gold magical indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44604034)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:08 PM
Author: brass home

Dad’s genitals are no longer at eye level in the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44604317)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 6:03 PM
Author: Tantric gaped ceo fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44604560)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:08 PM
Author: Crimson galvanic degenerate

At any restaurant, my Dad'll order the one thing that takes 4x as long to prepare as everyone else's order. At a pizzeria, every else could go in on a pie or subs, and he'll order the BAKED ZITI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44604320)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:56 PM
Author: Lavender Razzle-dazzle Yarmulke Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44604536)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible resort sound barrier

Great one ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44604542)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

just laffed at this one again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#49230989)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 6:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible resort sound barrier

I used to think my mom was a psycho bitch but it turns out she's just a regular woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44604558)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Urim N. Tumim

Extremely underrated and profound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#49230994)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: grrr women grrrrrrrrrr



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#49230997)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 6:11 PM
Author: stirring lodge

My mom constantly bitches about my 93 year old grandmother, who still is healthy and lives in her own house and they don't really do shit to help her out other then take her to dinner once a week. She still bitches about every annoying/assholeish thing my grandma does with no perspective of how much worse she could be. Plus my dad, despite being in his 70s, is still bitter and resentful that she has always favored my aunts over him and is always buying shit for my loser uncle but will never pick up one of their dinner checks.

I always defend her and think it's 180 that every year she keeps on truckin is one less year those boomers have to piss away her $ once she finally goes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44604593)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 6:12 PM
Author: supple cheese-eating chapel

Giving birth to retards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#44604594)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#49230987)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 1:25 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,


I have barely any interaction with them. It's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2,#49231000)