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Hypo: you find a dead body in the woods with 10k in cash

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities ...
Floppy blathering halford
  11/22/17
"But where will I get.."
peach national
  11/22/17
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dashing apoplectic corn cake partner
  11/22/17
Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods n...
Excitant ruddy place of business state
  11/22/17
Cop might make you a $uspect
Floppy blathering halford
  11/22/17
I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying any...
Excitant ruddy place of business state
  11/22/17
I take the cash and report nothing.
Obsidian Contagious Alpha Library
  11/22/17
lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking ...
Vigorous kitty
  11/22/17
cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.
Razzle-dazzle Milky Hunting Ground
  11/22/17
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Primrose home jewess
  11/22/17
Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing
Cracking church building
  11/22/17
This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks
wonderful crystalline piazza faggotry
  11/22/17
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curious elite office mad cow disease
  11/22/17
I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.
Concupiscible property
  11/22/17
(rudolph)
Excitant ruddy place of business state
  11/22/17
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dun university bbw
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Razzle-dazzle Milky Hunting Ground
  11/22/17
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Cracking church building
  11/22/17
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unholy pit wagecucks
  11/22/17
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passionate rose dragon idiot
  11/22/17
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i gave my cousin head
  08/28/25
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Cracking church building
  11/22/17
why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash?...
maniacal clear keepsake machete
  11/22/17
Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked
Floppy blathering halford
  11/22/17
(guy jerking off on dead boeis
maniacal clear keepsake machete
  11/22/17
(23andme customer)
Razzle-dazzle Milky Hunting Ground
  11/22/17
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geriatric costumed round eye skinny woman
  11/22/17
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Snowy exciting scourge upon the earth house
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passionate rose dragon idiot
  11/22/17
I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backsc...
diverse gold dilemma
  11/22/17
I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not tou...
vivacious hyperactive center boiling water
  11/22/17
(money haver)
coral ratface locus
  11/22/17
where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?
Charismatic native mediation
  11/22/17
cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover i...
maniacal clear keepsake machete
  11/22/17
Front shirt pocket sticking out
Floppy blathering halford
  11/22/17
do I have clothes on
glittery bawdyhouse
  11/22/17
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Cordovan School Cafeteria Immigrant
  11/22/17
Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.
geriatric costumed round eye skinny woman
  11/22/17
the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a si...
Hyperventilating Rehab
  11/22/17
1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves. 2. Take cash 3. ...
passionate rose dragon idiot
  11/22/17
lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn aro...
coral ratface locus
  11/22/17
(Low T cuck)
passionate rose dragon idiot
  11/22/17
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Floppy blathering halford
  11/22/17
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Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d
  08/28/25


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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Floppy blathering halford

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities or do you leave the cash there for the police to pocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748409)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: peach national

"But where will I get.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748417)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: dashing apoplectic corn cake partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34749049)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Excitant ruddy place of business state

Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods near my house and nobody knows I was going out? Pocket cash and say nothing to anyone. Out for a drive and stopped to stroll around? Just call it in and offer the first cop who gets there to split it 50/50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748419)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Floppy blathering halford

Cop might make you a $uspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748432)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Excitant ruddy place of business state

I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying anything, just meaningfully eye the money whilst telling him what I was doing there, or just shooting the shit before getting down to business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748460)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Obsidian Contagious Alpha Library

I take the cash and report nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748435)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Vigorous kitty

lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking up my entire life by stealing 10k from a dead man and/or some pigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748444)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Milky Hunting Ground

cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748503)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Primrose home jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748523)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Cracking church building

Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748452)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: wonderful crystalline piazza faggotry

This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748464)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: curious elite office mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34749125)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible property

I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748473)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Excitant ruddy place of business state

(rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748478)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: dun university bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748502)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Milky Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748507)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Cracking church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748530)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: unholy pit wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748584)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: passionate rose dragon idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34749172)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#49220315)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Cracking church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748489)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: maniacal clear keepsake machete

why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash? take the cash and run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748496)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Floppy blathering halford

Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748783)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: maniacal clear keepsake machete

(guy jerking off on dead boeis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748935)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Milky Hunting Ground

(23andme customer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34749008)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: geriatric costumed round eye skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34749084)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Snowy exciting scourge upon the earth house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34749102)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: passionate rose dragon idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34749179)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: diverse gold dilemma

I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backscratchers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748534)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: vivacious hyperactive center boiling water

I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not touch or report anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748653)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: coral ratface locus

(money haver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34749196)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Charismatic native mediation

where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748959)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: maniacal clear keepsake machete

cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover it has cash? it must be in plain sight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748965)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Floppy blathering halford

Front shirt pocket sticking out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34748981)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: glittery bawdyhouse

do I have clothes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34749046)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: Cordovan School Cafeteria Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34749091)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: geriatric costumed round eye skinny woman

Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34749087)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Rehab

the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a simple plan with Billy Bob Thornton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34749109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: passionate rose dragon idiot

1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves.

2. Take cash

3. Leave body

4. Buy 100 shares of Smuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34749165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: coral ratface locus

lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn around and go home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34749189)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: passionate rose dragon idiot

(Low T cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34749202)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Floppy blathering halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#34749697)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2,#49220312)