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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
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i too aspire to multiple properties
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balding principal's office hissy fit
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TMF bump.
balding principal's office hissy fit
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Ah, memories.
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b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
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Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
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balding principal's office hissy fit
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Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
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yea, yep
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pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
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Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
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180
territorial violent tank
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pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
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  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
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  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
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I thought hes in Ukraine
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pederastrian moved to ukraine
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: Glassy Brunch

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Fishy space private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: burgundy aphrodisiac liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: Cream arrogant knife shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: balding principal's office hissy fit

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Umber feces chapel

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: balding principal's office hissy fit

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: balding principal's office hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: balding principal's office hissy fit

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Ebony Talented Boltzmann Wrinkle

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: balding principal's office hissy fit

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Ebony Talented Boltzmann Wrinkle

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: balding principal's office hissy fit

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Ebony Talented Boltzmann Wrinkle

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Umber feces chapel

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: cerise theatre

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Ebony Talented Boltzmann Wrinkle

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: territorial violent tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: balding principal's office hissy fit

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Ebony Talented Boltzmann Wrinkle

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: balding principal's office hissy fit

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: territorial violent tank

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Comical new version field

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Ebony Talented Boltzmann Wrinkle

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Frozen ladyboy national security agency

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: balding principal's office hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: balding principal's office hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Iridescent galvanic pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Swashbuckling corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: exciting abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: bright digit ratio

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: exciting abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling corner

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Adventurous locus philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: trip obsidian lettuce

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: ruddy beady-eyed temple

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Gay thriller parlour

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: balding principal's office hissy fit

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: lemon aromatic meetinghouse milk

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: pontificating mediation set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: stirring trailer park athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: balding principal's office hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Gay thriller parlour

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: pink mexican quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: balding principal's office hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: stubborn library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#49313869)